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[Zeppeli]

she had a stroke and doesn't know what she's doing

 

[Daft_Cat]

touched your arm?

she wants you to drain the moist out of her rectum, friend.

Came here to say this. Obvious, really.

Hopefully you haven't blown your load already, OP.

 

[Bronetta]

lol. Are you serious? Some people are just friendly. It's like you've never touched another human being before.

It's a cultural thing bro. Some countries have no problem but others are more reserved. In Canada people don't really touch each other besides handshakes or hugs between close friends/family.

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

You begin by writing a 10 page paper (maybe longer) that details all the potential outcomes of asking her out....


Just ask her out. It's not hard man.

 

[hateradio]

The touch barrier? WTF is this.

OP. Receipts, plz.

 

[I'm an expert]

Motherfuckin Canadian touch barrier.

 

[tapedeck]

lol

 

[MilkBeard]

It's a cultural thing bro. Some countries have no problem but others are more reserved. In Canada people don't really touch each other besides handshakes or hugs between close friends/family.

Naw, I don't buy it. Sorry pal.

 

[Twilight Gap]

subbed

 

[xxracerxx]

It's a cultural thing bro. Some countries have no problem but others are more reserved. In Canada people don't really touch each other besides handshakes or hugs between close friends/family.

 

[Blair]

OP living the dream!

 

[Freaky Fred]

And you jizzed your pants?

OP in class

 

[Intheflorsh]

Apparently the touch barrier (or initiating skin contact) is an actual PUA thing.

http://theartofcharm.com/flirting-a...and-touch-someone-breaking-the-touch-barrier/

 

[Tangeroo]

Check her chair. If it looks anything like this, you're good to go:

 

[thecouncil]

Your first mistake was thinking it meant something. Your second was thinking that "GAF is pretty good at this stuff".

 

[Cow Mengde]

Check her chair. If it looks anything like this, you're good to go:

Girls keep snails in their butts? O_O

 

[J_Macgrady]

My 11th grade Global teacher was attractive and she hugged me...

Spoiler

Nothing happened

 

[Sanjuro]

Just make sure the lawyers can never find this thread, OP.

 

[Twilight Gap]

 

[Toa TAK]

So good.

 

[ZROCOOL]

Exchange emails bro.

 

[Malreyn]

Let's know when she touches your

Spoiler

lips

 

[Sn4ke_911]

 

[figadapaura]

Girls keep snails in their butts? O_O

 

[Derwind]

It's a cultural thing bro. Some countries have no problem but others are more reserved. In Canada people don't really touch each other besides handshakes or hugs between close friends/family.

I don't know which part of Canada you're from you hoser, but us real Canadians touch sticks when we great each other. Also as a formal goodbye petting eachothers beavers is customary.

 

[cwmartin]

I was talking to her after class and she was complaining about how expensive the textbook is. I offered to share mine with her if she ever needs to borrow it since I already bought the book.

Oh god, the simping has already begun.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqjC1lIF1S8

 

[see5harp]

I never knew "touch barrier" was a thing. When I want to get someone's attention, man or female, cute or ugly, I usually touch someone on the arm or shoulder.

 

[Bronetta]

Apparently the touch barrier (or initiating skin contact) is an actual PUA thing.

http://theartofcharm.com/flirting-a...and-touch-someone-breaking-the-touch-barrier/

Thanks for the link, its always nice to read about the science behind things.

 

[rtcn63]

She's manipulating you brah. Soon you will unable to make it through the day without the expectation of her touch, fantasizing nonstop of her visage while playing Spelunky. She's the the damsel in the distress, and the shopkeeper wants her for himself. No! Shotgun!

 

[_Ryo_]

Gonna just be honest. Some people are just friendly and are expressive with their hands. It matters more of the way she touches than she touches you at all.

 

[Bronetta]

Oh god, the simping has already begun.

Being nice is simping? Whatever happened to the golden rule? I know its 2014 and all but chivalry isn't dead.

 

[thenexus6]

 

[Mix]

You gotta put your dick in a box. There's a song that tells you how. It's on the internet somewhere

 

[Dai101]

pls respond

 

[Wazzy]

Ask her out. Then you'll know if she likes you.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

OP, make sure you DENNIS her.

 

[I'm an expert]

Being nice is simping? Whatever happened to the golden rule? I know its 2014 and all but chivalry isn't dead.

She was smart enough to not spend the money on a worthless book.. but found you..

 

[Tanned-]

she wants to meet the parents

 

[Bronetta]

She was smart enough to not spend the money on a worthless book.. but found you..

So basically she's smart enough to have found me. Gotcha.

 

[Seeds]

Your arm? You know what this means.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJf8iqBSEmE

 

[I'm an expert]

Right... And when it comes time to do case study assignments from the book she's fucked.

She has other touch buddies with the book.

 

[Crayons]

I'm not used to people touching me so when they do I think they want me.

I'm totally serious by the way.

 

[cwmartin]

Being nice is simping? Whatever happened to the golden rule? I know its 2014 and all but chivalry isn't dead.

Fair maiden exclaims "oh my gosh these textbooks are so darn expensive these days!"

White knight quickly reacts, "don't worry fair maiden! I've already spent my money so you don't have to! My text is your text."

Being nice is helping her understand question 3 on the homework assignment. Offering your expensive textbook to share with her is in fact, simping.

 

[Zombine]

That's almost like second base OP, congrats.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Is she doing bad in the class? Cuz it sounds like she wants the D.

 

[xXCHAOSXx]

Probably a spy slipping a tracking device on you watch your back!

 

[Shaanyboi]

It doesn't necessarily mean anything. Some people are way more touchy than others. But if you guys clearly both enjoy talking to one another, ask her if she wants to hang out in a group situation. It's something outside of school but not inherently a date. Bunch of friends going to a restaurant, a movie, chill at someone's place, wandering around aimlessly at a mall (but with a feign purpose of "I should probably pick up this thing"), or even going to a carnival or something.

If that goes well, then ask her if she wants to go out.

edit: so wait, you got her number? Okay, well if she only talks to you in class and shows no interest in hanging out outside of class, even in so much as talking to eachother in the halls, then yeah, give up. If she does wanna hang out, even just to quickly grab a coffee, then cool.

But dude, get over this touch barrier thing. That's fucking stupid.

 

[triplestation]

id avoid touching said area and get myself one of these

op you got fucking laid today, congrats on losing your virginity

 

[wedward]

I've only talked to her a few times but she had no problem breaking the touch barrier and touched my arm a few times. She's pretty cute and I wouldn't mind going out with her but I don't know how she really feels.

I know GAF is pretty good at this stuff so just wanna know what she might be thinking. Any advice?

Don't ever say "touch barrier" in front of her.