About to have a threesome...

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White Man

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I'll take anything that appears to be reasonably accurate, as long as it's soon. Everyone has a cell phone. I can't give you enough time to stage a photo tomorrow or anything. You have mere hours.
 
This guy just lost his dignity by trying desperately to thumb-in a semi while his likely disinterested and possibly vaguely amused girlfriend was also going at it with one of her male friends? And now he's likely losing his GAF account too?

Unlike the OP's todger, the plot thickens
 
Just make sure you're the alpha male the whole time OP. Nothin worse than getting shoved to the side holding back tears while the other dude takes over and kicks you out of it...
 

Burli

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This. Did she treat his penis like it was an old friend?
 

MormaPope

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I'll take anything that appears to be reasonably accurate, as long as it's soon. Everyone has a cell phone. I can't give you enough time to stage a photo tomorrow or anything. You have mere hours.

I actually don't. But I wouldn't ask a friend if I can borrow a phone to post about me having a threesome, meaning I wouldn't post about a threesome to begin with.
 
She actually had a crush on him a few years ago, but he's bi and wasn't attracted to her. He was digging me. I was figuring out that all skin pretty much tastes the same.

So she was using you to get him while he was using her to get you?
Double-
penetration
-twist!
 
I actually don't. But I wouldn't ask a friend if I can borrow a phone to post about me having a threesome, meaning I wouldn't post about a threesome to begin with.

If you just both fucked the same girl at the same time, and did stuff with each other, I'm sure borrowing that friend's phone for a few seconds would be fine.........

Would be a weird place to draw the line.
 

PirateKing

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Everyone keeps saying post a pic but I don't wanna see dicks everywhere. They're stoned, he probably won't even notice it. Wear something before you take a pic.
 

MormaPope

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If you just both fucked the same girl at the same time, and did stuff with each other, I'm sure borrowing that friend's phone for a few seconds would be fine.........

Would be a weird place to draw the line.

I probably wouldn't engage in a threesome with any friends, would have to be my spouse and a stranger. Or me and two strangers. Or even my spouse and their friend whom I don't know.
 
lmao! holy shit did this happen to you?

Yeah. It happened once during the beginning of my 20's when I was at times, a binge alcoholic and had very low self esteem/depressed/contemplated suicide more than once. I was a little wuss at the time. The next and last time ( almost 10 years ago, so it has been a long while) I got into a threesome a few years later, I was a lot more confident in myself as I was going to college and actually doing something with my life. I think I might have actually scared the other guy a little bit. The woman our meat sandwich saw it as a turn-on. It may be more accurate to call it a 2 and a half-some since he was over and done in 5 minutes. I felt bad for the guy, because I wasn't trying to be aggressive, but I was super horny at the time due to my 5 month dry spell.
 
I am doubting OP's story a bit here. High on drugs. Has mental faculties to post of GAF. But he can't remember how to upload a photo?

I could be wrong but that's strange.
 

butzopower

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I'm on the right.
Girlfriend in the middle.
Dude holding up butzopower was the other dude, and he doesn't want to be associated with GAF in any way.
 

Wolfe

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Don't forget to high five. Gotta preserve a secondary bro-pact on the side of the "eskimo brothers" pact you both will be signing on your girlfriend's pie.

I read this as "Don't forget to get high." and was confused how that constituted as a pro-pact.
 

kingkitty

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Lets do this op. Showww meeee theee moneyyyy.

edit: oh you delivered...

alright then...i guess thats that,,,

i'm going to bed.
 

White Man

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The OP has until 10AM PST

And again, If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. The red name means I'm immune to punishment from you mere mortals
 

sephi22

Member
Damn, I expected OP and co. to look more sleazy/sexy.
But you guys look like you're having a Game of Thrones watching party or some shit
 
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