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[crazyrabbits]

Ridiculous pretentious bullshit.

I don't even like hockey but this is why the Stanley Cup is clearly superior. You can do all kinds of fun things with it.

Thank God that Canada doesn't have the same standards about protocol. A few years back, I was able to touch and hold for a moment (with supervision from the caretaker) the Cup at a tribute event for Johnny Bower. If this was any other country, I'd probably be fined for it.

 

[DJMicLuv]

The good news is that I have a bigger penis than a World Cup

I find this very difficult to believe.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Let's be honest. The World Cup trophy is pretty shitty looking anyway.

Now, the champions league trophy ? That's a fucking trophy

It looks like a fancy urn.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

Several non-players were pictured holding the trophy last night, not just Rihanna. I doubt FIFA will do anything.

 

[PJV3]

So can I touch it or...?

Go for it, what's the worst that can happen?

 

[SteveWinwood]

Stanley Cup wins.

 

[Aim_Ed]

Rihanna is awesome. Loved her during the World Cup.

 

[GK86]

What a weird and stupid ass rule. Fucking FIFA.

 

[Wazzy]

Thank God that Canada doesn't have the same standards about protocol. A few years back, I was able to touch and hold for a moment (with supervision from the caretaker) the Cup at a tribute event for Johnny Bower. If this was any other country, I'd probably be fined for it.

Ah then I guess there isn't this same stupid rule for Stanley cup either. Thank god.

Stanley Cup is awesome.

 

[cyborg009]

Like entire teams having circle jerks in it, dude using it on their wives/girlfriends, one dude took a drunk shit in it, etc

Well....DAMN

 

[akira28]

you know why she's got that hat on tho, right?

 

[Maninthemirror]

What is with her and Germany , especially Klose,

 

[akira28]

Nothing too bad happens. They have a dude that watches it 24/7.

I've heard stories from before they hired that dude. Like, the reason they hired that dude. Because hockey players are fucking crazy.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

what could they possibly do to her? ban her from attending soccer games once every four years? make her work in qatar?

She'll continue to not make their VVIP list!

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Isn't Rihanna the queen of Pop-GAF?

Doesn't that count?

Beyonce is the Queen.

Rihanna will dethrone her when she remembers that she actually records music and stops being a fashion ICON.

 

[Cipherr]

They could, should, and probably will fine Germany.



Only champions and heads of state can touch the Cup.

*snicker* FOH with that.

 

[Sub_Level]

Who the hell does she think she is?

This is an outrage. A bona fide abomination.

 

[Stinkles]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I've heard stories from before they hired that dude. Like, the reason they hired that dude. Because hockey players are fucking crazy.

People have shit in, pissed in, did coke out of, thrown up into, and drank out of that thing.

I'd want to know what hasn't been in it.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Where was FIFA security to punch her in the face

 

[J10]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

OK, that was clever.

 

[linkboy]

Why would you eat cereal out of a fucking trophy.

Because you can, that's about all the justification I need

 

[manual4]

why yah all comparing the shit that is the Stanley cup to the godly golden face palm

 

[alterno69]

I actually outraged that heads of state are allowed to touch it but the rest pf us cant.

So fuck FIFA

 

[JABEE]

Ridiculous pretentious bullshit.

I don't even like hockey but this is why the Stanley Cup is clearly superior. You can do all kinds of fun things with it.

Jackie "The Jokeman" shit in the Stanley Cup on the Howard Stern Show after the Devils won and Claude Lemieux brought it in as a guest.

It was a joke. All they did was put chocolate pudding in it.

The Stanley Cup is the greatest trophy in organized sports. The World Cup is a pretentious trophy handed out by industrialists and war criminals.

Lord Stanley was an upstanding gentleman. Thank you England for the wonderful gift you gave to North America. We won't let the Canadians win it again. We promise.

 

[Dai101]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

 

[JABEE]

Why would you eat cereal out of a fucking trophy.

Why wouldn't you? We live in the land of the free! Canada is cool too. Things aren't so pretentious.

The Stanley Cup is like Marlon Brando. He doesn't have to read his lines. His hair might get messed up, but he's world class all the damn time. No need to doll him up. He's ready to go. He knows he's the best and so does everyone else. The World Cup isn't even a cup. Get out of here with all of this pretension, FIFA.

 

[Lkr]

Jackie "The Jokeman" shit in the Stanley Cup on the Howard Stern Show after the Devils won and Claude Lemieux brought it in as a guest.

It was a joke. All they did was put chocolate pudding in it.

The Stanley Cup is the greatest trophy in organized sports. The World Cup is a pretentious trophy handed out by industrialists and war criminals.

Lord Stanley was an upstanding gentleman. Thank you England for the wonderful gift you gave to North America. We won't let the Canadians win it again. We promise.

the english pulled off the greatest ruse by stealing and hiding the original world cup trophy!

 

[figadapaura]

She must be scared.

 

[iamblades]

Jackie "The Jokeman" shit in the Stanley Cup on the Howard Stern Show after the Devils won and Claude Lemieux brought it in as a guest.

It was a joke. All they did was put chocolate pudding in it.

The Stanley Cup is the greatest trophy in organized sports. The World Cup is a pretentious trophy handed out by industrialists and war criminals.

Lord Stanley was an upstanding gentleman. Thank you England for the wonderful gift you gave to North America. We won't let the Canadians win it again. We promise.

Beyond that it's not even a fucking cup.

How do you fuck that part up?

 

[Forceatowulf]

Wooooow are some people in here really getting salty about Rihanna touching the trophy? I Understand FIFA getting their panties in a twist, because they're run by cunts, but ordinary folks?

Chill. The. Fuck. Out.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I've heard stories from before they hired that dude. Like, the reason they hired that dude. Because hockey players are fucking crazy.

They hired the guy because some dumbass dropped the cup and it was ran over by a bus.

 

[gutter_trash]

thread delivers, fuck FIFA

 

[CoolOff]

FIFA can go fuck itself. Ri can smother that damn trophy with her tits if she wants to

Pretty sure this is impossible.

 

[TheLaughingStock]

She should've bit the trophy. Poor form.

 

[SolidChamp]

There is no such thing as a Stanley Cup circle jerk.

 

[Cat]

Thank you GAF for teaching me about the Stanley Cup - that is awesome!

On-topic, does seem a bit silly if FIFA really is mad at Rihanna over something so trivial.

 

[Discotheque]

Why would you eat cereal out of a fucking trophy.

breakfast of champions

 

[Savitar]

Everything has been done to the Stanley Cup.

Everything

It even got made into a big ass flower pot once when the victorious team drunkenly left it on a street side.

 

[Maninthemirror]

thread delivers, fuck FIFA

Going by football tradition i can understand why they don't allow many to touch the trophy, its adds to the aura of attaining it more than anything.

 

[Shiggie]

She was Tempted to Touch

&#128074; Respek!

 

[JDSN]

So? They sending her to a Qatar slave death camp?

 

[N.Domixis]

Fucking FIFA, someone should take a big shit on it.

 

[WordAssassin]

Slavery is cool, though.

What is this? Did something happen involving FIFA or Rihanna and slavery that I missed?

 

[Timedog]

She was thirsty.

 

[Coolwhip]

So this awful 'artist' was with the winners why?

 

[grandjedi6]

That's such a stupid rule. Com'n now

 

[oxidax]

.

 

[JDSN]

What is this? Did something happen involving FIFA or Rihanna and slavery that I missed?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757910

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=785625

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=685897

Badass video.

 

[royalan]

So this awful 'artist' was with the winners why?

Because she's one of the top QUEENS doing it right now, and all of these soccer players would gladly trade in their fortunes and families just to inhale air from the same space Rihanna previously QUEEFED in.

You jelly? Must be.