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[K1LLER7]

Morsel using your thread title for my FF team name, safe ones.

Is it already up?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Transferring 1TB of data to a different drive is no joke. Still 360 gigs to go.

 

[GorillaJu]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Transferring 1TB of data to a different drive is no joke. Still 360 gigs to go.

1TB of what

 

[Vivalaraza]

Is it already up?

Yep, went up today.

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Awful thing to do, IMHO.

 

[Mr Cola]

This heat is rediculous, cant sleep, i wish i had a fan

 

[GorillaJu]

This heat is rediculous, cant sleep, i wish i had a fan

You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol

1TB of what

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

1TB of what

Did you really have to ask?

 

[Yurt]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

Cheat? Never.
Date/sleep with someone's ex? Never

that's two Nevers, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BASED MURICAN


my friend is dating a former pornstar (in her 20s now). HIGH FIVE

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol

You didn't know Cola is Korean?

 

[K1LLER7]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

Nope.

Spoiler

Unless you really really wanted to get into modelling

Yep, went up today.
Awful thing to do, IMHO.

Nice.
Will create a team and forget about it all agaim

 

[Coldnoodle]

Why do Brits not have AC?

 

[Willkiller]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

Obviously not.

Saying that, what is her name?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

If you didn't have a girlfriend I would say go for it.

Don't listen to the rest.

Did you really have to ask?

That's a lot of shota, but you are into comics and all.

 

[Mr Cola]

You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol

Cause i dont expect the sun and when it comes the humidity is stupid, guaranteed if i bu ya fan tomorrow our winter will start.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You didn't know Cola is Korean?

Cola is North Korean and in a wheelchair? Gd bro can't catch a break.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why do Brits not have AC?

Cause it's needed for like 3 weeks of the year? We don't have it either, survive just fine. I got a fan but i haven't even needed it this year.

 

[3Sixty]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

I would.

#yolo

 

[Mr Cola]

Is there such a thing as a black korean?

My existence proves there is

 

[Suen]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

If it leads to Arsenal winning the treble.......

Spoiler

No.

 

[GorillaJu]

Obviously not.

Saying that, what is her name?

I don't know her porn name I only know her real name. She's kept her past very very secretive. She's been married before but never had kids afaik

 

[Clydefrog]

Is that Wilbur?

 

[Hixx]

You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol

heat aint no thang

its the fucking humidity

come live on the coast in england odd

90% humidity every fucking night in the summer

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If it leads to Arsenal winning the treble.......

Spoiler

No.

There aren't enough stars in the infinite expanse of the universe to align and make that happen

 

[Yurt]

a 45 pornstar too

her vagina is a fucking sleeve (a fucking-sleeve literally) by now

 

[Broder Salsa]

heat aint no thang

its the fucking humidity

come live on the coast in england odd

90% humidity every fucking night in the summer

It's 96% right now. I deal with it, cause I am a man.

 

[GorillaJu]

heat aint no thang

its the fucking humidity

come live on the coast in england odd

90% humidity every fucking night in the summer

90?! Jesus I thought 50-60 was bad :lol

But then again I grew up in San Diego where humidity is so low no one even bothers to measure it.

 

[EmiPrime]

Why do Brits not have AC?

In houses? It's not worth the expense.

 

[Willkiller]

I don't know her porn name I only know her real name. She's kept her past very very secretive. She's been married before but never had kids afaik

Don't worry mate, real name will do.

I'll do my research.

 

[Mr Cola]

It's 96% right now. I deal with it, cause I am a man.

You get your dog to lick your body cold dont you?

Using peanut butter

 

[GorillaJu]

a 45 pornstar too

her vagina is a fucking sleeve (a fucking-sleeve literally) by now

That's just a myth. Women who have never given birth keep that shit tight. Japanese pussy is like a tourniquet man anyway, could probably go for something a little less restrictive :lol

 

[hiroshawn]

reports coming in that the Khedira move was all bollocks, he's negotiating with Madrid.

 

[K1LLER7]

Conte knew the day would come when he would be tossed aside like the rest

 

[Vivalaraza]

White people tan in like an afternoon.

Feel sorry for you bros.

 

[3Sixty]

This fucking Manaus humidity.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

reports coming in that the Khedira move was all bollocks, he's negotiating with Madrid.

:lol


Sami fucking Khedira pressuring Real fucking Madrid into giving him a mega-contract


Football...

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

If you didn't have a girlfriend I would say go for it.

Don't listen to the rest.




That's a lot of shota, but you are into comics and all.

all those doujinshi

but I'm not into yaoi thank you very much.

 

[Gurthang]

:lol


Sami fucking Khedira pressuring Real fucking Madrid into giving him a mega-contract


Football...

He is not getting one. Mou can have him.

 

[Xpike]

:lol


Sami fucking Khedira pressuring Real fucking Madrid into giving him a mega-contract


Football...

World Cup Champion fame is getting to his head.

 

[hiroshawn]

Btw that new McDonalds chicken sandwich is tiptop. I don't usually eat Mcdonalds but that sandwich is very tasty. the new bun is very nice.

 

[Salazar]

a 45 pornstar too

her vagina is a fucking sleeve (a fucking-sleeve literally) by now

With dem big Lapo lapels.

 

[Tubie]

reports coming in that the Khedira move was all bollocks, he's negotiating with Madrid.

I have a feeling this is what di Maria is doing too and in the end neither will leave and James won't come.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Btw that new McDonalds chicken sandwich is tiptop. I don't usually eat Mcdonalds but that sandwich is very tasty. the new bun is very nice.

Ever had a McGangbang?

 

[kharma45]

It's 96% right now. I deal with it, cause I am a man.

97% with me.

Ballin'.

 

[Koko]

I have a feeling this is what di Maria is doing too and in the end neither will leave and James won't come.

Which would be the perfect scenario.

 

[Wilbur]

Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.

 

[Hixx]

But what is the temperatures, hombres?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.

Is your working pattern even legal?

I'm pretty sure it's not.

 

[Fry]

Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.

Are you still working at Nandos?

How is it like there?

 

[arkon]

Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?

Ask your girlfriend if she's up for a threesome