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Super Smash Bros. for 3DS & Wii U Thread XIII: Leak Dynasty

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Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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Its stuff like this that makes me wonder if your the fanfic author sometimes.


Write a book pls =D
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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Seems legit. Do they have a orbital laser by any chance? :D
 
Vuapol said:
Hence why I found it a bit odd the 3DS version was still in the works. We're getting pretty close to release. I have no idea how long it takes from the game to go gold until it reaches store shelves, so I'd hope they're finishing the debug up soon.
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I was told by my manager that in the entertainment industry in general, many projects are done WAY before release in order to focus on promotion on release day, merchandise, things like that. There are times where things are done very soon before the day of the expected release date but usually things are done early to prepare for the day it's meant to be released to the public. So I would imagine the game will go gold by next week or so.
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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NAKoh1F.gif
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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I frickin' love you, Neiteio XD
 
Vuapol said:
Needs more cheetah-print.
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[continues]

Sakur-cat gasped at the Nintendogs/Living Room update hovering in Sakurai's hand, which by the way is a mechanical hand capable of transforming into a chainsaw or a plasma cannon as the situation dictates.

"This is madness!" exclaimed Sakur-cat, squeezing into a hand-woven basket and nibbling on his tail. "They'll see right through your filler! They'll know you know! They'll also know you hate them!"

Sakurai was now pacing up and down the walls and across the ceiling, his majestic jungle cat cape swishing behind him.

"Perhaps you're right," said Sakurai, as he created life on a distant planet with the wave of his hand and then snuffed it out by detonating a sun. Sakurai yawned deeply. "I'll take the next few hours to think about it."

"But it's already so late down on Earth," Sakur-cat said.

Sakurai, who now had purple skin and six golden angel wings, turned to Sakur-cat.

"It's not like they stay up all night waiting," he said with an evil smile.
 
Can you guys add me if you guys going to do super bash sister tournament. I just want to do ahead of time. My friend code is 1075-1459-0909
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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/dead
 
Neiteio said:
[continues]

Sakur-cat gasped at the Nintendogs/Living Room update hovering in Sakurai's hand, which by the way is a mechanical hand capable of transforming into a chainsaw or a plasma cannon as the situation dictates.

"This is madness!" exclaimed Sakur-cat, squeezing into a hand-woven basket and nibbling on his tail. "They'll see right through your filler! They'll know you know! They'll also know you hate them!"

Sakurai was now pacing up and down the walls and across the ceiling, his majestic jungle cat cape swishing behind him.

"Perhaps you're right," said Sakurai, as he created life on a distant planet with the wave of his hand and then snuffed it out by detonating a sun. Sakurai yawned deeply. "I'll take the next few hours to think about it."

"But it's already so late down on Earth," Sakur-cat said.

Sakurai, who now had purple skin and six golden angel wings, turned to Sakur-cat.

"It's not like they stay up all night waiting," he said with an evil smile.
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Brilliant.
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
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*slow clap*
 
Also, I don't know if any one else was following the Smashboards thread, but there was one really dramatic poster who REPEATEDLY AND CONSTANTLY AND EXCLUSIVELY posted about the injustice of Wolf potentially being cut. Bizarre comments directed at no one that people ignored for a long time because it was stupid and irrelevant. Everybody would be fighting about the leak at two pages a minute and here would be Magnes posting over and over some variety "i am not buying this game sakurai has failed us".

LAoF7l.jpg


Eventually people told him to stop. But he wouldn't. He said he was going to get "all the Wolf supporters together" to sign petitions, send e-mails, tweet at Sakurai, and join Facebook groups to make him aware how seriously Wolf was needed. To this kid Wolf being in Smash Bros is the single most pressing and crucial cause of the human race. Eventually though this gem happened:

QWEJvs.jpg


Damn. He shut everyone down and called us all out. We just aren't old and passionate enough to understand the depth and nuance of his pain. But! Through the power of Capitalism, the greatest tool of the Passionate Man, change is possible.

I can see his victory now:

"Sakurai-san, an American boy is angry with a decision you have made making this video game."

"Ha! Bakka gaijin boy knows nothing of video games, Japan's national treasure, the pride of the Land of the Rising Sun."

"B-but, Sakurai-san, he wields an ancient weapon. A holy tool: Capitalism. We must surrender."

"... There will be no surrender."

*suicide scroll written in kanji; ancient rite of seppuku is prepared for the final hour*
 
Neiteio said:
[continues]

Sakur-cat gasped at the Nintendogs/Living Room update hovering in Sakurai's hand, which by the way is a mechanical hand capable of transforming into a chainsaw or a plasma cannon as the situation dictates.

"This is madness!" exclaimed Sakur-cat, squeezing into a hand-woven basket and nibbling on his tail. "They'll see right through your filler! They'll know you know! They'll also know you hate them!"

Sakurai was now pacing up and down the walls and across the ceiling, his majestic jungle cat cape swishing behind him.

"Perhaps you're right," said Sakurai, as he created life on a distant planet with the wave of his hand and then snuffed it out by detonating a sun. Sakurai yawned deeply. "I'll take the next few hours to think about it."

"But it's already so late down on Earth," Sakur-cat said.

Sakurai, who now had purple skin and six golden angel wings, turned to Sakur-cat.

"It's not like they stay up all night waiting," he said with an evil smile.
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Where's that Rugrats picture?
This is gold.
 
Mariolee said:
Your avatar is misleading to the otherwise genius mind that's writing this.

Am I in it you guys!? Am I? Am I? Am I!?
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Funny enough, I started using mostly female avatars because years ago on a anime site a old friend always used female avatars and changed his gender in order to fool people into thinking he was a girl, was funny, I copied it but mostly because I just liked female characters better.
 
Neiteio said:
[continues]

Sakur-cat gasped at the Nintendogs/Living Room update hovering in Sakurai's hand, which by the way is a mechanical hand capable of transforming into a chainsaw or a plasma cannon as the situation dictates.

"This is madness!" exclaimed Sakur-cat, squeezing into a hand-woven basket and nibbling on his tail. "They'll see right through your filler! They'll know you know! They'll also know you hate them!"

Sakurai was now pacing up and down the walls and across the ceiling, his majestic jungle cat cape swishing behind him.

"Perhaps you're right," said Sakurai, as he created life on a distant planet with the wave of his hand and then snuffed it out by detonating a sun. Sakurai yawned deeply. "I'll take the next few hours to think about it."

"But it's already so late down on Earth," Sakur-cat said.

Sakurai, who now had purple skin and six golden angel wings, turned to Sakur-cat.

"It's not like they stay up all night waiting," he said with an evil smile.
Click to expand...

Sakurai is kefka? :O

Also lol at global smash powered orbital laser.
 
Finale Fireworker said:
Also, I don't know if any one else was following the Smashboards thread, but there was one really dramatic poster who REPEATEDLY AND CONSTANTLY AND EXCLUSIVELY posted about the injustice of Wolf being cut. Bizarre comments directed at no one that people ignored for a long time because it was stupid and irrelevant. Everybody would be fighting about the leak at two pages a minute and here would be Magnes posting over and over some variety "i am not buying this game sakurai has failed us".

LAoF7l.jpg


Eventually people told him to stop because he was being annoying and stupid and he was acting like a child. He said he was going to get "all the Wolf supporters together" to sign petitions, send e-mails, tweet at Sakurai, and join Facebook groups to make him aware how seriously Wolf was needed. This this kid Wolf being in Smash Bros is the single most pressing and crucial cause of the human race. Eventually though this gem happened:

QWEJvs.jpg


Damn. He shut everyone down and called us all out. We just aren't old and passionate enough to understand the depth and nuance of his pain. But! Through the power of Capitalism, the greatest tool of the Passionate Man, change is possible.

I can see his victory now:

"Sakurai-san, an American boy is angry with a decision you have made making this video game."

"Ha! Bakka gaijin boy knows nothing if video games, Japan's national treasure, the pride of the Land of the Rising Sun."

"B-but, Sakurai-san, he wields an ancient weapon. A holy tool: Capitalism. We must surrender."

"... There will be no surrender."

*suicide scroll written in kanji; ancient rite of seppuku is prepared for the final hour*
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oh my god
 
Finale Fireworker said:
Also, I don't know if any one else was following the Smashboards thread, but there was one really dramatic poster who REPEATEDLY AND CONSTANTLY AND EXCLUSIVELY posted about the injustice of Wolf being cut. Bizarre comments directed at no one that people ignored for a long time because it was stupid and irrelevant. Everybody would be fighting about the leak at two pages a minute and here would be Magnes posting over and over some variety "i am not buying this game sakurai has failed us".

LAoF7l.jpg


Eventually people told him to stop because he was being annoying and stupid and he was acting like a child. He said he was going to get "all the Wolf supporters together" to sign petitions, send e-mails, tweet at Sakurai, and join Facebook groups to make him aware how seriously Wolf was needed. This this kid Wolf being in Smash Bros is the single most pressing and crucial cause of the human race. Eventually though this gem happened:

QWEJvs.jpg


Damn. He shut everyone down and called us all out. We just aren't old and passionate enough to understand the depth and nuance of his pain. But! Through the power of Capitalism, the greatest tool of the Passionate Man, change is possible.

I can see his victory now:

"Sakurai-san, an American boy is angry with a decision you have made making this video game."

"Ha! Bakka gaijin boy knows nothing if video games, Japan's national treasure, the pride of the Land of the Rising Sun."

"B-but, Sakurai-san, he wields an ancient weapon. A holy tool: Capitalism. We must surrender."

"... There will be no surrender."

*suicide scroll written in kanji; ancient rite of seppuku is prepared for the final hour*
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Hahaha he was a psycho
 
Neiteio said:
[continues]

Sakur-cat gasped at the Nintendogs/Living Room update hovering in Sakurai's hand, which by the way is a mechanical hand capable of transforming into a chainsaw or a plasma cannon as the situation dictates.

"This is madness!" exclaimed Sakur-cat, squeezing into a hand-woven basket and nibbling on his tail. "They'll see right through your filler! They'll know you know! They'll also know you hate them!"

Sakurai was now pacing up and down the walls and across the ceiling, his majestic jungle cat cape swishing behind him.

"Perhaps you're right," said Sakurai, as he created life on a distant planet with the wave of his hand and then snuffed it out by detonating a sun. Sakurai yawned deeply. "I'll take the next few hours to think about it."

"But it's already so late down on Earth," Sakur-cat said.

Sakurai, who now had purple skin and six golden angel wings, turned to Sakur-cat.

"It's not like they stay up all night waiting," he said with an evil smile.
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Amazing.
 
I almost forgot Lucario was in the game, even though he was one of my Brawl mains.

Sakurai posts too much 'stuff' updates and not enough character updates these days.
 
Finale Fireworker said:
Damn. He shut everyone down and called us all out. We just aren't old and passionate enough to understand the depth and nuance of his pain. But! Through the power of Capitalism, the greatest tool of the Passionate Man, change is possible.

I can see his victory now:

"Sakurai-san, an American boy is angry with a decision you have made making this video game."

"Ha! Bakka gaijin boy knows nothing if video games, Japan's national treasure, the pride of the Land of the Rising Sun."

"B-but, Sakurai-san, he wields an ancient weapon. A holy tool: Capitalism. We must surrender."

"... There will be no surrender."

*suicide scroll written in kanji; ancient rite of seppuku is prepared for the final hour*
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I shudder when I think about how this would've proceeded had the Soviets won the Cold War and communism reigned supreme...
 
Finale Fireworker said:
Also, I don't know if any one else was following the Smashboards thread, but there was one really dramatic poster who REPEATEDLY AND CONSTANTLY AND EXCLUSIVELY posted about the injustice of Wolf being cut. Bizarre comments directed at no one that people ignored for a long time because it was stupid and irrelevant. Everybody would be fighting about the leak at two pages a minute and here would be Magnes posting over and over some variety "i am not buying this game sakurai has failed us".

LAoF7l.jpg
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I remember during Brawl's hype train, there was this Smashboards poster that was really REALLY pissed about how the game was becoming more casual friendly that had a SSJ3 Goku avatar. Used to get a bit of spotlight with his triads. Anyone know if he's still around? (Or do people even know what I'm talking about?)
 
Ok so let's say for a minute that Duck Hunt Dog is the final character to unlock in smash. How would you guys react to this? Would it be more surprising than ROB last time during the Brawl days?

Where does Sakurai go from here in the next Smash title?
 
foxuzamaki said:
Funny enough, I started using mostly female avatars because years ago on a anime site a old friend always used female avatars and changed his gender in order to fool people into thinking he was a girl, was funny, I copied it but mostly because I just liked female characters better.
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Interesting. Well now that within the Smash GAF canon you're officially a woman, how do you feel? Not only that, but a GAFfer's daughter!
 
JoeM86 said:
Indeed. We haven't seen any screenshots with Mega Lucario in yet. It's crazy
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I keep forgetting Charizard is in the game.
Kind of a good thing, though. The lack of information on him means all hope for a Mega Charizard Y appearance or Shiny Charizard alt is not lost.
 
Neiteio said:
Meanwhile, at Sakurai's skull-shaped ice fortress on the moon:

Sakurai, Sakur-wife and Saku-cat stand in the command room, hands behind their backs, staring gravely at a hologram of the world below.

"It is as I feared," said Sakur-cat, puffing on a pipe full of catnip.

"Indeed," said Sakur-wife. "No matter how adamant their stance, uncertainty plagues both sides. #TeamReal can't bring themselves to start thinking about potential move-sets, not until they know for sure they're no longer at risk of setting themselves up for disappointment. And #TeamFake can't resume their dreams of other roster possibilities, not until they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the leak isn't the limit."

"They are caught in a weird limbo, then," mused Sakur-cat. "But, is this really fair to them? To let them struggle so?"

Sakur-wife doesn't hear Sakur-cat because she is too busy rearranging basic shapes and colors into new menus. Sakur-cat sighs and turns to Sakurai.

"Well, you're the master," Sakur-cat said. "What do you say?"

Sakurai is floating in the air, cross-legged, his cape billowing behind him. He holds up a PotD update in his hand. A perverse smile creeps across his lips, like the Grinch, or maybe Dolan.

"Let them have filler," he said.
Click to expand...

thats-good.gif
 
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