Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)
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veryslowhand
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I was addicted to drugs for over ten years,most people couldn't tell because I was a productive member of society,went to college, got a job,... .
been clean around a year and a half.
been clean around a year and a half.
I think a lot of folks here would agree with your second sentence. I know it's true for me.
Congrats, man. Keep up your good work.
*e-highfive*wsoxfan1214
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I'm not sure the second part is odd, really.
Blood Red Sky
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I feel you! I'm too shy to sing along to the radio when anyone's listening - even my husband.
When he's out, I sing along to the French version of Let it Go.
Sword Familiar
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Masquerader
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I have always had a phobia of spiders. This is rather common, as far as I can tell, but my fears do not manifest themselves in the form of splattering small creatures out of unbridled terror. However, in the end, this provided no real comfort to me. Spiders still scared the proverbial and literal shit out of me.
And it all came to a head when, one day, whilst showering, a spider basically ambushed me, annoyingly staying away from the water. Seeing as it hadn't yet suffered from death by shower, I decided to pick it up and put it out of the window. Ultimately however, my common courtesy for the spider conflicted with the fear I had for the poor thing. In my haste to put it outside, I stepped off the bath mat, and fell onto one of the taps, breaking my nose and spraining my left ankle. Best described as 'Phyrric Victory'.
Anyways, the moral of the story is that pacifism hurts. I largely shed my fear of spiders, by the way.
And it all came to a head when, one day, whilst showering, a spider basically ambushed me, annoyingly staying away from the water. Seeing as it hadn't yet suffered from death by shower, I decided to pick it up and put it out of the window. Ultimately however, my common courtesy for the spider conflicted with the fear I had for the poor thing. In my haste to put it outside, I stepped off the bath mat, and fell onto one of the taps, breaking my nose and spraining my left ankle. Best described as 'Phyrric Victory'.
Anyways, the moral of the story is that pacifism hurts. I largely shed my fear of spiders, by the way.
Casanova
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I'm gay, and have daddy issues.
I'm horrible with finances.
I've never kissed a girl.
I've jacked off several times over the years in public areas, due to my high libido; school, work, outhouses, restaurants, etc.
I have serious anxiety issues, but I'm working very hard to overcome them.
I secretly am in love with a straight co-worker who is a bit mentally impaired.
I'm horrible with finances.
I've never kissed a girl.
I've jacked off several times over the years in public areas, due to my high libido; school, work, outhouses, restaurants, etc.
I have serious anxiety issues, but I'm working very hard to overcome them.
I secretly am in love with a straight co-worker who is a bit mentally impaired.
Same here.
I also can't swim. I hate heights and also hate being upside down.
And I prefer the remake of The Italian Job to the original...
what kind of drugs? lol if it's weed.
If I see someone waiting for the elevator at work I take the stairs instead. It is the result of an irrational fear of small talk. It isn't like I'm particularly horrible at it or that I had some traumatically awkward small talk incident in the past. Sitting here typing, I totally realize how crazy it is. But when I'm leaving I just auto-pilot swerve to the stairs if someone is over there.
On its face, taking the stairs is fine. We're on the fourth floor. Exercise and all that crap. But doing it due to an irrational fear of talking to someone is nuts. Ugh. I'm trying to do it less now once I realized I was doing it, but it is a really deep rooted behavior. I probably have some lesser variety of social anxiety, both from this example and other examples where I avoid situations, but I've never really talked to a doctor or whatever about it. Hmm.
On its face, taking the stairs is fine. We're on the fourth floor. Exercise and all that crap. But doing it due to an irrational fear of talking to someone is nuts. Ugh. I'm trying to do it less now once I realized I was doing it, but it is a really deep rooted behavior. I probably have some lesser variety of social anxiety, both from this example and other examples where I avoid situations, but I've never really talked to a doctor or whatever about it. Hmm.
djplaeskool
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Ever since I was young, I've had an irrational and near paralyzing fear of driving/riding on bridges over water.
I have three emergency hammers in my car.
I have three emergency hammers in my car.
King Mac of Furry Frog
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I flush ants down the toilet.
Escape Goat
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I just paid $950 for an office chair.
I always imagine going over the edge, but I have no fear of driving over them. Love the Tobin Bridge.
Mango The Magician
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-I'm not really all that social. In fact I really don't have in major friends irl and I'm not even sure how to make them anymore.
-I think I'm bi but I can't tell, for the longest time I knew I was straight but then suddenly I just started thinking about the other sex too.
-I'm a complete virgin, never kissed, dated, or had sex with someone.
And the last one...
-I think I'm bi but I can't tell, for the longest time I knew I was straight but then suddenly I just started thinking about the other sex too.
-I'm a complete virgin, never kissed, dated, or had sex with someone.
And the last one...
I've reached it, and frankly it's not that big of deal.
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking
Mango The Magician
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I'll be 21 on Saturday.
I'll be 29 on Thursday, happy birthday to us
DavionStriker
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Me neither Yoda.
In Jr High/early high school, I played in a AOL MUD Star Trek sim Teen Fleet. That is where my GAF name come from. I was terrified of my friends finding out that I did something that nerdy. I loved it though. That was back when I was a very insecure teenager.
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dragonlife
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Reached what?
Corronchilejano
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What's so special about it?
Almost 30
Mango The Magician
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Nothing...that was my lame attempt at a joke. :/ It relates to the beginning of the thread sorta. but yeah. lol
Happy early birthday to you too.
MikeOfTheLivingDead
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this is adorable.
Secret of mine... I like making up lives in my head for the people I see around me who I don't know. I give people names and nicknames and backstories. Some people I see frequently have incredible lives in my head and I feel like I know them. I once tried to talk to a guy I dubbed "The Strongest Man in China" after seeing him several times. He didn't speak English
FalconSabre
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I'm thinking about going for a change in my career path and going for another bachelor's degree to get there after already having a bachelor's and master's degree in another field. I couldn't find a job better than a night auditor at a hotel after two years and have been working between a few video game sites for the last year, which resparked my love for journalism and realized it's what I really want to do with my life, and I don't think I could so so legitimately without a degree in the field and a good internship.
I've only told a few close friends while I'm researching who to email about further info and admission at the school I went to before. I also really want to live in a dorm after skipping out on them after my freshman year, as I feel I lost out on a lot of the college life from being kind of lame and boring most of the time. I'm 26 right now and looking for next fall, so I kind of feel weird telling people I want to change my entire career path.
I've only told a few close friends while I'm researching who to email about further info and admission at the school I went to before. I also really want to live in a dorm after skipping out on them after my freshman year, as I feel I lost out on a lot of the college life from being kind of lame and boring most of the time. I'm 26 right now and looking for next fall, so I kind of feel weird telling people I want to change my entire career path.
Barack Lesnar
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I've seen this thread on the first page a few times and have been thinking of what I could post but I can't think of anything cool, funny or gross that would be a secret. I'm not gonna make one up because that's lame.
OH here's one... I have horrific stretch marks on my ass and I'm a guy. They're on the side of my cheeks and also some on my hips. Wait, I just remembered I think I made a thread about this once so it's not a secret. Oh well, typed too much not to hit submit.
OH here's one... I have horrific stretch marks on my ass and I'm a guy. They're on the side of my cheeks and also some on my hips. Wait, I just remembered I think I made a thread about this once so it's not a secret. Oh well, typed too much not to hit submit.
Corronchilejano
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How does that work?
Maybe he is like Gollum.
D
Deleted member 22576
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Sometimes I genuinely think I experience some symptoms of schizophrenia/hallucinations. But then other times I think that it's like psychosomatic and then I wonder if that's even possible. Idk.
MikeOfTheLivingDead
Grapetastic!
I do that my girlfriend thinks it's hilarious when she catches me. I'm world champion at a lot of things. Often I'll be doing something, doesn't matter what, and I just start doing sports and color commentary for the activity like it's a world championship being broadcast on ESPN. I'm usually competing with a Russian named Vitaly Khruhschev; my imaginary nemesis.
terrisus
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How do you feel about the Ted Williams Tunnel?
My wife freaks out when she sees us driving underneath water.
I think it's awesome.
terrisus
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Hey, my username comes from a fantasy MUD I played on AOL back in the 90s (which is located on the internet now).
MUD usernames are best usernames.
Escape Goat
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I'll tell you in 3-5 business days.
Same bro.
WordsintheWater
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Bunny ears isn't the proper way? Wtf haha
BREAKING_BADger
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I hum "duck sauce barbra streisand" in my sleep.
Septimus Prime
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I'm deathly afraid of cockroaches. Like run-away-screaming-if-I-see-one afraid. Even dead ones.
Bryan Adams? :O
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