Hey Sheldon, what's up.
The audience snickers, one man laughs loudly in the back.
"Playing video games."
The audience bursts into uproarious laughter and applause, tears streaming from their eyes. Several members fall to their knees and begin praising Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior as the building begins to rumble.
"I like video games."
Far away in the distant Andromeda galaxy, the people of the planet Centulon find themselves suddenly blinded by an intense white light. Bewildered and frightened by the unknown assault on their senses, they raise their tentacled arms to shield their faces from the blast, but even that fails to deter the piercing light that continues to fill their eye sockets and seems to permeate their very skin. After several terrified moments, the white-hot light finally begins to recede. Shaking and tearful, the people begin, one by one, to open their blighted eyes, uncertain of whether or not they will find themselves in the world of the living. But to their surprise, they are all perfectly unharmed. Suddenly, a scream from the crowd breaks the silence, as one woman falls to her knees and points her shaking tentacle toward the sky. The people turn their attention upward, and silence washes over the crowd once again. Frozen and bewildered, they behold the empty black void in the sky where the stars of the Milky Way once hung.