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It's a good thing that the most awesome fat dude in Pro Wrestling is set to debut in NXT soon.
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Fight Owens Fight!
It's a good thing that the most awesome fat dude in Pro Wrestling is set to debut in NXT soon.
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Yeah like an old head said let's put you and Kurt in an unscripted brawl on tv and see who looks good and hunter hearst helmsly stopped objecting quickly. angle was on those super foods though and looked like he could crush a man's skull with his bare hands around 2003. Him being equally as strong as brock on tv was 100% believable even though he's only six feet.Kurt Angle was around CM Punk's size (he was about an inch shorter and weighed about the same) before he went and really roided up and nobody thought it wasn't believable that he wouldn't be able to beat Undertaker or Hogan.
Of course there is that famous story where they suggested he be champ in a booking meeting and Triple H said he wasn't big enough to be a believable champ and someone said "Could you beat him in a fight?" and he sat down.
Jericho with this fan interaction was the best:
"Go back to Toronto!"
"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
According to numerous interviews of former WWE creative guys, Shane makes Vince Russo look like Bill Watts when it comes to storyline ideas.
Kurt Angle was around CM Punk's size (he was about an inch shorter and weighed about the same) before he went and really roided up and nobody thought it wasn't believable that he wouldn't be able to beat Undertaker or Hogan.
Of course there is that famous story where they suggested he be champ in a booking meeting and Triple H said he wasn't big enough to be a believable champ and someone said "Could you beat him in a fight?" and he sat down.
What I'm taking away from this thread is that Triple H tends to sit down a lot when he's called out. It's hilarious.
God this was so awesome. I remember laughing so hard at this, and it was so great when Heyman came out and piled it on. "I'm not that fat guy in the front row"Punk should cut this promo on Triple H, seeing as he likes to sit down a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5NcY8VJYQ8
Oh shit, haha.
That and a rematch with Lesnar is what I want from a Punk return.Not gonna lie, kinda want that CM Punk vs. Triple H match now please.
That and a rematch with Lesnar is what I want from a Punk return.
You want Lesnar vs Punk 2?
After Punk's buried Lesnar?
Lesnar would kill Punk. Flat-out.
Where was this?
Their match at Summerslam was fucking amazing. Probably my favourite WWE match of 2013. It's a travesty that we never got a rematch. Lesnar leaving after one match killed that entire story too. Without Lesnar the Punk Heyman feud sucked so hard. I remember at the time thinking ok whatever in a couple months after this Ryback Axel shit is done Lesnar will be back for the rematch. But it never happened. So disappointing.You want Lesnar vs Punk 2?
After Punk's buried Lesnar?
Lesnar would kill Punk. Flat-out.
Brock doesn't really seem to give a fuck what people think or say about him. As long as Punk doesn't do anything stupid while in Brock's presence he's fine.You want Lesnar vs Punk 2?
After Punk's buried Lesnar?
Lesnar would kill Punk. Flat-out.
Punk should cut this promo on Triple H, seeing as he likes to sit down a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5NcY8VJYQ8
Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez did another very long radio show. Meltzer pointed out that the timeline of the Punk/Vince conversation about people dying in UFC and women fighting is strange if it was at the same time as they were discussing Punk walking Sonnen to the cage in UFC. The Sonnen deal would have been in early 2012, and women in UFC weren't a thing until late 2012. Either Vince had extreme insider information into UFC to know that in January, in which case it's strange that he would think people die in UFC, or Punk is framing several separate conversations as one in his story, which doesn't really mean he's lying.
I'm writing second-hand about something I know nothing about myself here, so sorry for obvious errors.
Punk should cut this promo on Triple H, seeing as he likes to sit down a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5NcY8VJYQ8
That Punk promo is very tame.
If you're looking for prime material then search for his rants during his time at IWA. Really nasty stuff. He wound up fans like noone else could.
That Punk promo is very tame.
If you're looking for prime material then search for his rants during his time at IWA. Really nasty stuff. He wound up fans like noone else could.
This is entirely reasonable, lol.There was a story going around about a year ago that WWE was looking for indie guys who didn't say "fuck" in every promo. Apparently they had had issues with that.
The whole 'hate losing to part-timers' and 'no-one that night could lace my boots' tantrums. I mean pretty disrespectful to The Undertaker, who gave Punk his only show-stealing Wrestlemania match too.
'The look' doesn't mean ripped bodybuilder massive monster, and it never has. Otherwise, Warlord would have been world champion.
The girl interviewing Punk reminds me of Renee Young. Weird.
Unnecessary double spaces.
The girl interviewing Punk reminds me of Renee Young. Weird.
Q: I have seen reports that Triple H wants to kill CM Punk for the things he said about him in his shoot interview with Colt Cabana. Can you confirm that?
A: Wants to kill him? No, all I can confirm is that HHH wants to make Punk a eunuch. I didnt hear about a murder plot.
Typical WWE. Calling the chunky Canadian guy they'll eventually bury 'Owens'.It's a good thing that the most awesome fat dude in Pro Wrestling is set to debut in NXT soon.
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I love the part where 2K Sports tweeted that to him with the WWE 2K15 advertisement. What were they thinking? lol
The whole 'hate losing to part-timers' and 'no-one that night could lace my boots' tantrums. I mean pretty disrespectful to The Undertaker, who gave Punk his only show-stealing Wrestlemania match too.
His issue is that they are desperation moves that more often than not, are NOT best for business. It's not best for business to be paying Brock this crazy amount of $$$ to show up a handful of times and otherwise hold the world title hostage, devaluing it in the process. Punk I think takes issue with these things not only because you are passing over the guys on the roster that are busting their butts every day and every show, but also because the when the product goes down the shitter (like it's doing now) it also costs the talent money.