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[WesternHeretic]

It's up there bro.

As an impartial who has watched way too much football over the last 30 years I still couldn't believe what I was seeing. That last 5 minutes and OT made all imperials incredibly happy. Even Rodgers clutch FG drive was great.

Just pure awesome.

Well it is the most recent so it's also the freshest in our mind. Peyton Manning comebacks against the Pats was 20 something right? Then you have the Michael Vick miracle in the Meadowland part 2. They didn't even need OT for that one.

Bro, 18-1 killed my caring for sports. If we lose it'll suck but I'll get over it.

I hope one day the Seahawks can win so much that I don't even care if we lose a SB.

 

[Bread]

Bro, 18-1 killed my caring for sports. If we lose it'll suck but I'll get over it.

hey that's my line

you called me a coward for saying that

 

[Alligatorjandro]

hey that's my line

you called me a coward for saying that

It is what it is

 

[bionic77]

Bro, 18-1 killed my caring for sports. If we lose it'll suck but I'll get over it.

Damn you grew up fast.

A broken heart at age 6?

No wonder you are so horrible.

It'll make him so ashamed of the Patriots that he'll finally pick a team of his own to root for, possibly even your team.

That's a horrible thing to say to someone, even if it were a joke.

 

[Bread]

It is what it is

:jnc

 

[CrocMother]

Hey guys

Remember Mike Holmgren?

Wonder what he thought of the game yesterday

 

[bionic77]

Well it is the most recent so it's also the freshest in our mind. Peyton Manning comebacks against the Pats was 20 something right? Then you have the Michael Vick miracle in the Meadowland part 2. They didn't even need OT for that one.




I hope one day the Seahawks can win so much that I don't even care if we lose a SB.

Dude as a Pats hater I was in heaven during that Manning comeback but that had nothing on the Seattle game.

Not in the conversation of best games ever because it was one sided for 55 minutes. But as far as comebacks go? Going to be hard to beat that.

Honestly this was better (for me at least) than the Bills coming back from like 50 down with their backup.

The music city miracle was up there with this game though. Another game where I could not believe what I was seeing.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Dude as a Pats hater I was in heaven during that Manning comeback but that had nothing on the Seattle game.

Not in the conversation of best games ever because it was one sided for 55 minutes. But as far as comebacks go? Going to be hard to beat that.

Honestly this was better (for me at least) than the Bills coming back from like 50 down with their backup.

The music city miracle was up there with this game though. Another game where I could not believe what I was seeing.

You're right on that our comeback was great because we got our ass handed to us for 57 minutes, and in a span of 3 minutes undo everything.

The second thing that I forgot is our comeback is in the 2nd most important game only below the SB.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Hey guys

Remember Mike Holmgren?

Wonder what he thought of the game yesterday

You can listen for yourself here!

 

[Fantomex]

Dude as a Pats hater I was in heaven during that Manning comeback but that had nothing on the Seattle game.

Not in the conversation of best games ever because it was one sided for 55 minutes. But as far as comebacks go? Going to be hard to beat that.

Honestly this was better (for me at least) than the Bills coming back from like 50 down with their backup.

The music city miracle was up there with this game though. Another game where I could not believe what I was seeing.

I remember all them games. What was more shocking about this defeat is that the other team had the best QB in the game, and never really used him.

 

[bionic77]

I remember all them games. What was more shocking about this defeat is that the other team had the best QB in the game, and never really used him.

Why is that shocking? You won't beat Seattle by throwing it. Even Rodgers had a shit game by his standards in the first half.

I thought with that lead it was smart to take the ball out of his hand and try to run out the clock and grind some first downs. You can only dog on them for maybe not going for the TD more than the FG but again that's more MMQB.

 

[jbug617]

no sports moment broke my heart more than Aaron Boone HR in Game 7 in the ALCS. As soon the ball came off the bat, I just turned the TV off. It hurt me so much.

18-1 I was like WTF.

2nd SB against the Giants before the game I didn't think we would win.

 

[rando14]

Chevaliers are keeping BG on life support

 

[JABEE]

.

Why the Patriots will win SBXLIX:
1. Gronkowski matches up well against the Seahawks' nickel corner and line backers.
2. The Patriots run game has been excellent down the stretch. Blount is punishing to a defensive line that struggled to bottle up Eddie Lacy.
3. Bill Belichick is smart and sneaky. He will have some tricks that could make a difference.

Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
1. The Patriots haven't faced a secondary as good as the Seahawks this season.
2. Tom Brady can be frazzled in big games.
3. The Patriots have to face a serious running game.

Why the Seahawks will win SBXLIX:
1. The Seahawks have the best defense in the league, and shut the best offense down last week.
2. Marshawn Lynch is an absolute monster in the run game.
3. Pete Carroll is the only other coach that comes close to Bilichick's cheating and whining ways.

Why the Seahawks will lose SBXLIX:
1. Russell Wilson will have a difficult time winning if they fall behind early against New England's explosive offense.
2. The Seahawks' two best players are injured. Earl Thomas has a separated shoulder and Richard Sherman is nursing a sprained elbow.
3. Seattle's receivers won't get open on New England's vaunted secondary.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

When John Kasay kicked that ball out of bounds...

Shit had me feeling some type of way for weeks.

The fact that that's to this point been our only opportunity (may be the only opportunity we ever get, who knows)...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why the Patriots will win SBXLIX:
1. Gronkowski matches up well against the Seahawks' nickel corner and line backers.
2. The Patriots run game has been excellent down the stretch. Blount is punishing to a defensive line that struggled to bottle up Eddy Lacy.
3. Bill Belichick is smart and sneaky. He will have some tricks that could make a difference.

Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
1. The Patriots haven't faced a secondary as good as the Seahawks have this season.
2. Tom Brady can be frazzled in big games.
3. The Patriots have to face a serious running game.

Why the Seahawks will win SBXLIX:
1. The Seahawks have the best defense in the league, and shut the best offense down last week.
2. Marshawn Lynch is an absolute monster in the run game.
3. Pete Carroll is the only other coach that comes close to Bilichick's cheating and whining ways.

Why the Seahawks will lose SBXLIX:
1. Russell Wilson will have a difficult time winning if they fall behind early against New England's explosive offense.
2. The Seahawks' two best players are injured. Earl Thomas has a separated shoulder and Richard Sherman is nursing a sprained elbow.
3. Seattle's receivers won't get open on New England's vaunted secondary.

This is.....this is accurate

 

[FTF]

Why the Patriots will win SBXLIX:
1. Gronkowski matches up well against the Seahawks' nickel corner and line backers.
2. The Patriots run game has been excellent down the stretch. Blount is punishing to a defensive line that struggled to bottle up Eddy Lacy.
3. Bill Belichick is smart and sneaky. He will have some tricks that could make a difference.

Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
1. The Patriots haven't faced a secondary as good as the Seahawks have this season.
2. Tom Brady can be frazzled in big games.
3. The Patriots have to face a serious running game.

Why the Seahawks will win SBXLIX:
1. The Seahawks have the best defense in the league, and shut the best offense down last week.
2. Marshawn Lynch is an absolute monster in the run game.
3. Pete Carroll is the only other coach that comes close to Bilichick's cheating and whining ways.

Why the Seahawks will lose SBXLIX:
1. Russell Wilson will have a difficult time winning if they fall behind early against New England's explosive offense.
2. The Seahawks' two best players are injured. Earl Thomas has a separated shoulder and Richard Sherman is nursing a sprained elbow.
3. Seattle's receivers won't get open on New England's vaunted secondary.

This is.....this is accurate

Yup.

 

[bionic77]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Commando and baggy jeans or loose sweat pants.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Hold it up in the elastic band of your underwear (or basketball shorts or whatever if that's what you're wearing).

 

[jbug617]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

save it for halftime and then excuse yourself to the bathroom.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

You let it hang loose brother.

 

[Haloid1177]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Cut it off.

 

[bionic77]

Hold it up in the elastic band of your underwear (or basketball shorts or whatever if that's what you're wearing).

Dude use your brain!

This isn't your normal 'put oil on a hot girl with big breasts in a bikini' boner. This is a 'invitation to FFM threesome' kind of boner.

It would rip through that elastic like a running back through the Colts defense.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Hold on until after the game, when Sherman runs over to yell in Brady's face. It's the perfect moment. Some real tantric shit.

 

[JABEE]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Let the victory boner raise the spirits of all those around.

Disaster has been averted. Evil didn't triumph.

 

[Bread]

This is.....this is accurate

jabee's alright when he's not the worst

 

[cdyhybrid]

Dude use your brain!

This isn't your normal 'put oil on a hot girl with big breasts in a bikini' boner. This is a 'invitation to FFM threesome' kind of boner.

It would rip through that elastic like a running back through the Colts defense.

Let it fly free then. Nothing to be ashamed of!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Don't forget to take Viagra before the game

 

[JABEE]

jabee's alright when he's not the worst

It's all in fun. We're just too close to the Pats winning a post-SpyGate Super Bowl!

 

[WesternHeretic]

It's all in fun. We're just too close to the Pats winning a post-SpyGate Super Bowl!

Believe brother, don't you ever doubt!

#NoDoubt

 

[bionic77]

Hold on until after the game, when Sherman runs over to yell in Brady's face. It's the perfect moment. Some real tantric shit.

I think this is the best answer.

Maybe use it to make another kid with my wife.

I am pretty sure if it works this would result in the birth of the greatest human being of all time.

 

[JABEE]

Dude use your brain!

This isn't your normal 'put oil on a hot girl with big breasts in a bikini' boner. This is a 'invitation to FFM threesome' kind of boner.

It would rip through that elastic like a running back through the Colts defense.

Unless that running back is Trent Truck.

Is that running back Trent Truck?

 

[Dragon]

Man this Nova game is killing me. Fuck Georgetown.

 

[bionic77]

Unless that running back is Trent Truck.

Is that running back Trent Truck?

Even TT could get 100 yards against the Colts D. The Texans need to get him and only use him against the Colts.

 

[Spinluck]

Guys I need some advice.

If I am at a SB party and we get a total repeat of last year where the Seahawks are dominating and it is just one bad play followed by another from Tay what I do ahout the inevitable monster boner?

Baggy jeans? Bring a blanket? Bathroom break? Or just let it ride and enjoy the good times?

Rub one off before the game and at halftime to be safe.

I will also be watching it at a party so unfortunately there will be no jerking off during the game.

Be sure to wash your hands.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I think this is the best answer.

Maybe use it to make another kid with my wife.

I am pretty sure if it works this would result in the birth of the greatest human being of all time.

You know this means he's going to turn out to be a Seahawk fan right?

 

[bionic77]

You know this means he's going to turn out to be a Seahawk fan right?

:lol

No chance of that.

I am an awesome father.

 

[cdyhybrid]

God damnit, who's chopping onions ;-;

 

[WesternHeretic]

:lol

No chance of that.

I am an awesome father.

Just keep them off the pole!

God damnit, who's chopping onions ;-;

Lol I saw that earlier.

 

[ActStriker]

Why the Patriots will win SBXLIX:
1. Gronkowski matches up well against the Seahawks' nickel corner and line backers.
2. The Patriots run game has been excellent down the stretch. Blount is punishing to a defensive line that struggled to bottle up Eddie Lacy.
3. Bill Belichick is smart and sneaky. He will have some tricks that could make a difference.

Why the Patriots will lose SBXLIX:
1. The Patriots haven't faced a secondary as good as the Seahawks this season.
2. Tom Brady can be frazzled in big games.
3. The Patriots have to face a serious running game.

Why the Seahawks will win SBXLIX:
1. The Seahawks have the best defense in the league, and shut the best offense down last week.
2. Marshawn Lynch is an absolute monster in the run game.
3. Pete Carroll is the only other coach that comes close to Bilichick's cheating and whining ways.

Why the Seahawks will lose SBXLIX:
1. Russell Wilson will have a difficult time winning if they fall behind early against New England's explosive offense.
2. The Seahawks' two best players are injured. Earl Thomas has a separated shoulder and Richard Sherman is nursing a sprained elbow.
3. Seattle's receivers won't get open on New England's vaunted secondary.

Thanks, but this is actually a signup sheet

 

[Goro Majima]

Hold on until after the game, when Sherman runs over to yell in Brady's face. It's the perfect moment. Some real tantric shit.

:jnc

 

[Spinluck]

Scott Kacsmar @FO_ScottKacsmar

Most games allowing 40+ points since 2012
1. Colts - 10
2. Bears/Titans/Raiders - 7
5. Jags/Redskins - 6

Lol

 

[rando14]

God damnit, who's chopping onions ;-;

I wish Hawks gaf and Packers gaf could get along like this!! :')

 

[Fantomex]

Why is that shocking? You won't beat Seattle by throwing it. Even Rodgers had a shit game by his standards in the first half.

I thought with that lead it was smart to take the ball out of his hand and try to run out the clock and grind some first downs. You can only dog on them for maybe not going for the TD more than the FG but again that's more MMQB.

It can go both ways, I definitely see that. But would any coach use his best weapon as a decoy? I guess my problem is the lack of throwing it on first down. If that makes any sense.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Thanks, but this is actually a signup sheet

Oh! My bad for poisoning the well.

My fellow pats fan!

 

[WesternHeretic]

I wish Hawks gaf and Packers gaf could get along like this!! :')

They don't like us after fail mary, and yesterday. We have no problems with them. I mean even we have to laugh at ourselves for "we want the ball and we are going to score".

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wonder if green bay wins that game at home

 

[Elfforkusu]

I wish Hawks gaf and Packers gaf could get along like this!! :')

Yesterday ensures that even if I swear off watching football games live forever, I will root against the seahawks until I die or the franchise moves to Oklahoma city.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I wonder if green bay wins that game at home

Do we turn it over 5 times? Because if we do it's a stomp.... if we play normal Seahawks football (call it game manager Russell) then i think it's close.