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[CarpeDeezNutz]

The fact that Cuphead is remembered means he succeeded.

Lunchbox is similar.

Oh I was a fan. Lunchbox did the same thing? Did not know that.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

The fact that Cuphead is remembered means he succeeded.

Lunchbox is similar.

Likes anime, video games, had maybe 2 girlfriends in entire life, has 1 friend, plenty of acquaintances he's too afraid to ask to hang out. And I'm being generous.

Am I doing this right? Scold me if wrong.

I'm probably way off.

I am aren't I?

I suck.

 

[commedieu]

Likes anime, video games, had maybe 2 girlfriends in entire life, has 1 friends, plenty of acquaintances he's too afraid to ask to hang out. And I'm being generous.

Am I doing this right? Scold me if wrong.

I'm probably way off.

I am aren't I?

I suck.

mediocre chef?

OR, wait.. no..

You're a very very good chef. And you own a ps4..?

 

[Blargonaut]

I do not hide my shame like the rest of you, and thus, I am unjudgeable.

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

Gonna guess that sempai finally noticed you.

hmmm, will you be my senpai?

 

[Subpar Spatula]

mediocre chef?

OR, wait.. no..

You're a very very good chef. And you own a ps4..?

Sub-mediocre chef and I don't own any consoles. :/

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

You all got me bang on

They forgot you have terrible taste in movies. Human centipede? My god, man.

 

[MikeDip]

mediocre chef?

OR, wait.. no..

You're a very very good chef. And you own a ps4..?

You are the chef but are projecting. You project.

They forgot you have terrible taste in movies. Human centipede? My god, man.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

You are the chef but are projecting. You project.

You fantasize about being a Sherlock Holmes type character with charisma and looks. This is all in your mind so you smirk and grin at chances when thinking about it. I got this all from you deducing from his deduction.

 

[Owari]

You fantasize about being a Sherlock Holmes type character with charisma and looks. This is all in your mind so you smirk and grin at chances when thinking about it. I got this all from you deducing from his deduction.

You want to flip hot things around so they don't stick. You need to stop objectifying yor partners.

 

[JNA]

You want to flip hot things around so they don't stick. You need to stop objectifying yor partners.

You like death metal music.

 

[Sub_Level]

Likes anime, video games, had maybe 2 girlfriends in entire life, has 1 friend, plenty of acquaintances he's too afraid to ask to hang out. And I'm being generous.

Am I doing this right? Scold me if wrong.

I'm probably way off.

I am aren't I?

I suck.

I have had over 10 gfs easily thank you very much. There was Shiva, Ifrit, Diablos, Doomtrain, Odin, e.t.c.

You are male, age 18-25, smart but an underachiever, and you like videogames. You have cooked since you were a kid and are even considering taking it up as a profession if you do not already work at a restaurant. This is assuming you didn't just take that name and avatar because you thought you were being double ironic.

 

[Morgoth]

I have had over 10 gfs easily thank you very much. There was Shiva, Ifrit, Diablos, Doomtrain, Odin, e.t.c.

You are male, age 18-25, smart but an underachiever, and you like videogames. You have cooked since you were a kid and are even considering taking it up as a profession if you do not already work at a restaurant. This is assuming you didn't just take that name and avatar because you thought you were being double ironic.

You play beyond

 

[Morgoth]

You fantasize about being a Sherlock Holmes type character with charisma and looks. This is all in your mind so you smirk and grin at chances when thinking about it. I got this all from you deducing from his deduction.

Your favorite cooking utensil is a sub par spatula.

 

[Sai-kun]

You play beyond

ur a lil spooky

 

[Morgoth]

ur a lil spooky

Just a little....

 

[Juice]

Just a little....

Wtf is that a goat head on a demon

 

[maxcriden]

<--judge

 

[samn]

leave me beeee

 

[Morgoth]

Wtf is that a goat head on a demon

Motel Hell (1980)

 

[Chairmanchuck]

What about me?

 

[Jeffolation]

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

 

[enoki]

What about me?

If it's a photo of yourself, you're an all-around nice guy but you're seeking validation. You think you're attractive, but you're not quite sure.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

<--judge

You're hoping that "good level designer" is still a marketable skill in today's gaming industry.

 

[cbay]

What about me?

You're not very good at taking selfies?

 

[maxcriden]

You're hoping that "good level designer" is still a marketable skill in today's gaming industry.

Haha. I didn't make it, BowieZ did. I just love Nabbit!

 

[Toxi]

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

You enjoy humor, but aren't very good at replicating it.

 

[MikeMyers]

You enjoy humor, but aren't very good at replicating it.

You enjoy shock value.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Sup.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Judge not lest ye be judged.

 

[Chairmanchuck]

If it's a photo of yourself, you're an all-around nice guy but you're seeking validation. You think you're attractive, but you're not quite sure.

I dont think I am. I think I am average looking. The part about validation is true though.

You're not very good at taking selfies?

That might be true

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Judge not lest ye be judged.

YOU JUDGE ME NOW, DAMNIT.

 

[jmood88]

This looks fun.

 

[Fenderputty]

Motel Hell (1980)

How the fuck have I missed a movie featuring a killer pig that slices up humans with industrial food processing band saws?

Is this killer clowns bad?

 

[G-Fex]

I think no one's posted yet because they have no idea what your avatar is.

how can reality be real if our eyes can't see unaided

You have an adorable pumpkin costume that doesn't quite fit, and produced a popular Manga based on this episode in your life.

these avatars are pretty damn based

 

[Face it Tiger..]

these avatars are pretty damn based

quit starin' at me, fex.

 

[Chinese Cartoons]

Judge me, you can be honest as much as you want.

 

[M.W.]

I cruise mobile most of the time and have avatars disabled. Everyone is just a name.

 

[G-Fex]

quit starin' at me, fex.

nope

 

[TomShoe]

The eyes, they stare into my soul.

 

[Mathaou]

Judge me, you can be honest as much as you want.

I like your username more than your avatar.

You are way more of a weeb than me.

 

[HORRORSHØW]

hm..

 

[MikeDip]

The eyes, they stare into my soul.

You collect the teeth of various animals and enjoy displaying them inside small pre baked quiche.

 

[Afrodium]

Tell me I'm pretty

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Judge me, you can be honest as much as you want.

You seem like someone that likes anime a lot.

Spoiler

I love Shinobu so you get an automatic pass, she eating donuts makes it even better.

 

[esms]

I cruise mobile most of the time and have avatars disabled. Everyone is just a name.

You look like a bitch. I wouldn't try to fuck you like a bitch, though.

 

[Vampire On Titus]

Judge me, you can be honest as much as you want.

You belong to at least 4~5 different forum communities devoted to semi obscure anime fandoms. You talk shit about each community to the others and live in an unyielding web of deceit. IRC channels count. Skype groups count twice.

shoutouts to June~

 

[Dennis]

Your eyes stare into eternity. You've beheld the sight and horror of God in all his majesty and terror and came away a mere shell of your former self. You believe in nothing but yearn for everything.

And yet.

Yet.

There is a callousness to your voice. It belays the nerve beneath it. Nerve as fraught and taught as steel wire, the piercing song of the garrotte. Your eyes are dark pits, pools of shadow in the darkness of the night and the gloom. Pin points in the darkness.

Your mouth, gives no indication of joy or sorrow. Yet... ever so slightly, curled in a sneer. Contempt? Perhaps. But likely? Condescension. But not for us.

No.

Yourself. But why? What is it that we have missed, that you know? What is lurking behind the mask, beneath the veneer that you hold so goddamn dear?

What is it, Dennis?

What are you?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

 

[TomShoe]

You collect the teeth of various animals and enjoy displaying them inside small pre baked quiche.

IT'S DELICIOUS, OKAY!!! QUIT JUDGING ME

Spoiler

I also like to decorate the crust with bones and suck the marrow out slowly

 

[JNA]

No one wants to judge me...I understand.

Spoiler

wait, why am I sad about that?