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A Gamergater makes a short film, hilarity ensues.

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He couldn't do those picture in picture cuts without completely fucking the aspect ratio?


It kind of cracks me though, after making a movie about girls stealing his rightfully earned prize, he's now perceiving girls as stealing his prize in real life ! :0!!!


Looking at the past few films linked (10 years and The Grind) this one isn't even close.... I made stuff like Loot when I was 10 with a handicam. :|
 
Because I see no harm in laughing at gator short films, you should check out Aurini's "Lust in the Time of Heartache"

Not specifically related to GG, but mind-boggling, awful, and hilarious all the same.

Thanks so much for this. I love Aurini. His pretension, his weird resemblance to Kain from Command & Conquer. He was kind of my intro to the internet manosphere and I continue to troll his videos to this day. You know he wrote a book, too? This guy is one of my favorite shitheels.

This is getting too meta. Maybe they did deserve first place. Maybe this is all an elaborate satirical piece, PR included. It's so artistic we don't even get it.



I'm just having a tough time rationalizing it. Kinda like a black KKK member.

I think GG was largely cool with women who towed the line and "knew their place". Some women get satisfaction out of being treated like dirt.
 
This social justice movement really boils my blood. I just want to stop being pushed to think and feel things I have no inclination to think and feel. I want the work to matter again not the intentions behind it. This SJW bullshit is too oppressive, too influential, and just too much.

Yeah, your project wasn't rewarded anything for it's supposed "quality" because of a conspiracy. Not because it was utter crap.

Also, buy or rent a proper microphone and sound setup.
 
I do feel kind of bad for the guy. It can be pretty rough when you're so bad at something that you don't even know you're bad at it, and then suddenly the real world intrudes and you have no choice but to realize you're bad.

The best outcome is he sucks it up, learns from it, and maybe goes out and works on getting some skills.

I'm not super confident that will happen.
 
"It was pure and only about the story"
*spends overwhelming majority of rant talking about workload and technicalities as if that exclusively entitles him to win*
 
For some reason I was imagining something like a FreddieW short. Given the premise that he describes it could be kinda cool. I have no idea why I gave them that much instant credit right off the bat. My bad!

Then I scrubbed through the whole thing in about 10 seconds and nearly died of laughter.
 
I'm just having a tough time rationalizing it. Kinda like a black KKK member.

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I do feel kind of bad for the guy. It can be pretty rough when you're so bad at something that you don't even know you're bad at it, and then suddenly the real world intrudes and you have no choice but to realize you're bad.

The best outcome is he sucks it up, learns from it, and maybe goes out and works on getting some skills.

I'm not super confident that will happen.

It's the utter disbelief that as a man, he can only go so far. And he refuses the ceiling placed upon him. So instead of looking to break outwards through the top, he instead looks at others to blame.

Such is the gravitas of man and woman.
 
I can't understand a fucking word of the dialogue over the background noise. Also, someone needs to learn how to focus the damn camera. It's like Amazing Spider-Man 2 levels of out-of-focus shots.
 
I do feel kind of bad for the guy. It can be pretty rough when you're so bad at something that you don't even know you're bad at it, and then suddenly the real world intrudes and you have no choice but to realize you're bad.

The best outcome is he sucks it up, learns from it, and maybe goes out and works on getting some skills.

I'm not super confident that will happen.

Of course it won't.

Every single GG I've ever come across has believed that the world is only as big as their view.
 
Yup, totally SJW fault. "Loot" is a fucking masterpiece.
The lighting that make everything looks blur to show how chaotic the setting is.
Unconventional camera cuts.
Oscar worthy acting skills.

Screw the judge
 
I do feel kind of bad for the guy. It can be pretty rough when you're so bad at something that you don't even know you're bad at it, and then suddenly the real world intrudes and you have no choice but to realize you're bad.

The best outcome is he sucks it up, learns from it, and maybe goes out and works on getting some skills.

I'm not super confident that will happen.

On some level I feel bad for him as well. He made a bad student film, he's not the first person to do so and certainly won't be the last. If it ended there I wouldn't have made this thread as it would've just been mean-spirited but the way he tries to blame everyone else for his piece of crap kind of wiped away any sympathy I had for him.
 
Having JUST been to a Film Festival for a class and having some students have their film submitted to a student event and having to hear their pitch about how their film would BLOW the rest out of the water the night before....this is exactly what I expected this film to be.

Sit the fuck down.
 
My cast and crew went through a grueling 100 hour shoot in 6 days. I spent three 20 hour editing sessions to cut the movie right after and hand it in by the deadline.
this kind of entitlement is annoying. Working hard should be expected and you aren't owed anything for putting in a lot of hours.
 
The YT comments are surprisingly good
The tragic irony of it is, of all the films submitted to this festival, this hot slice of clinically cringe-inducing nonsense is going to be the one with the most views and attention, entirely due to the ridiculous online attention-whoring behavior of it's creator. I mean... you know all that stuff you accuse "professional victims" of doing? That's what you're doing right now.
Yeah, I feel bad. I'm gonna check out at least a couple of the other films, maybe even rate any I like. There's no way they could be half as badly produced.
 
I do feel kind of bad for the guy. It can be pretty rough when you're so bad at something that you don't even know you're bad at it, and then suddenly the real world intrudes and you have no choice but to realize you're bad.

The best outcome is he sucks it up, learns from it, and maybe goes out and works on getting some skills.

I'm not super confident that will happen.
I can understand why you feel a smidge of pity for him, but he's not unlike the many of the other aspiring filmmakers out there with self-entitled, shitty mindsets.

Anyone who has had to make something with scarce resources can attest to having to find creative solutions that could have been avoided if the said thing had more money. It's a matter of WHAT you do with your limited resources that illustrates your skills and talent. I've seen GRADE A work created from pennies.

I don't dislike his short because of the lack of budget or some sort of agenda. I find his work abysmal because it shows a dearth of creativity. What is this thing trying to say? It sounds like a dumb question, but it's the most important thing someone can ask while creating a story in any medium.

Think about this, say we were financiers and gave this guy more money. Do you see any potential? Would widening this filmmaker's scope actually result in anything worth a damn? Remove the technical flaws and what do you have? Another forgettable short with nothing going on under the hood.

Most accomplished filmmakers have an assortment of shorts under their belt. Each one is flawed and meant to be a safe place for mistakes to be made, but they still possess potential.

The greats often suffer from imposter syndrome even after they've accomplished so much. It's the people who look at their work with blinders that never elevate themselves past an amateur level.

His response shows he probably won't make it.
 
The lack of self-awareness is mind boggling.

Watched a few of the other videos and if this guy had a better understanding of film, he'd understand why they'd just chosen over his regardless of the content.
 
Yikes couldn't sit through 30 seconds, too embarrassing

Reminds me of a video I made to win a contest like ten years ago. I totally did win the contest (to win a Nintendo DS and a game, and I did win lol), but I deleted that video off youtube as quickly as possible. Embarrassing!
 
Yikes couldn't sit through 30 seconds, too embarrassing

Reminds me of a video I made to win a contest like ten years ago. I totally did win the contest (to win a Nintendo DS and a game, and I did win lol), but I deleted that video off youtube as quickly as possible. Embarrassing!

Which game?
 
It's amazing that he thought stretching and squeezing the frames was a good idea.

It must be representative of the social pressures men in gaming face
I'm not sure he thought it was a good idea. I get the feeling that he committed to the idea before realising it wouldn't work with his shot composition, refused to back down and didn't have time for reshoots.

It's garbage. Absolute garbage, your aspect ratio is not something you can just mess with like that. Especially with fucking straight cuts. God
 
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