You're insane and believe you're "The Emperor of Videogames". What's your 1st decree?

Dr. Kaos

Banned
Title says it all.

edit: apparently, the title does not in fact say it all.

So imagine that you're under the delusion that you are the "emperor of videogames", meaning that you can decree any law related in a meaningful way to videogames.

What law would you decree?
 
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"Sony and Microsoft leave the console market. The era of Nintendo monopoly begins!"
 
Games that hold your hand through legitimate challenges need to hereafter be called "Baby Games" and have a label on their cover. Games which guide you every step of the way giant yellow arrows also need this label.
 
Those that are found to have created a game with microtransactions are punished with death and those that purchase them a week in the stocks. Your emperor speaks.

I'm insane after all so I have to hit hard.
 
Consoles may be allowed to exist and however wants to enjoy them is free to do so. Companies may keep releasing their exclusives for their respective platforms...

BUT EVERYTHING MUST COME OUT FOR PC AS WELL.

Edit:

No game above 30fps.

No, wait. Scratch that. I'm reversing this crazy dude's decree. No game below 60 FPS.
 
Well I'll be insane, so may as well decree educational courses in playing games in school akin to getting to watch classic films when you get lucky. Probably the best way to promote what you like coming out is for as many people to learn how to play them and get a taste for them, even if many don't care for, say, Super Metroid you'd also have way more people who have played it, know how to play a game like that, and may want more at least occasionally.

If I'm going to be more reasonably sane: tight as fuck regulation on how F2P is handled. The closer it is to gambling and scaming people of money the more it's going to be controlled until outright banned, and stuff like stamina meters can fuck off. Maybe also subsidize "core game" development, and when that's healthy subsidize innovative new titles.
 
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