Seriously, ignoring me there hasn't been a post in over an hour. The first page in every section goes back a good 7 hours. Don't think I've ever seen either of these things (community doesn't count
Slow news day I guess? Or am I crazy? There's a conspiracy here.
Update:
It appears my conspiracy theory was not unfounded. Neogaf has been down for awhile (and may have been having problems for longer) for most. We lonely few have been chosen to stay in the holy land. But why?
Update 2:
Seems it was down for a long ass time, but now all is good again. Whatever we were chosen for, we have failed.
Update 3:
Down again. The chosen few have been given another chance?
Update 4:
It seems to be back up for some more people. At around the same time it has slowed down drastically for me. Coincidence? I think not.
Update 5:
Looks like it's back for real. Let the celebration begin.
Update 6:
It seems punishment can not be cut and dry in this dark time. The tower of hope has come crashing down once again with nary a few souls around to survive the disaster.
Update 7:
The reason for the outage has been discovered. Someone is attacking Neogaf. Why did some survive? Who knows dear readers? Who Knows?
Update 8:
And we're back. Maybe for realsies this time. Let this period of return be a time of reflection. And stuff. Maybe move to Australia cause some of us had the Neo the whole time.