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[Arrowgigantic]

Guys, come on. Lay off Morgan Webb. Whatever your collective problem is, it's ridiculous.

And also, there's a difference between being in a bikini in a men's magazine photoshoot, and being in a bikini while fighting orcs. You dopes. Wouldn't you find it odd if in Brave Firefighters, you played this guy?

I mean, if Brave Firefighters wasn't first person. And you weren't too busy blasting the people instead of the fires to notice.

 

[Wario64]

hell, morgan webb seems kind of rude in interviews. well at least that's what i thought when i watched the G4 E3 specials...every interview she did, she wouldn't even thank the person for talking on the show. there was no ending to the interview...it was like:

Webb: says last question
interviewee: blah blah blah
Webb: so after the next commercial break we'll show you perverts some more booth babes at E3!

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Guys, come on. Lay off Morgan Webb. Whatever your collective problem is, it's ridiculous.

And also, there's a difference between being in a bikini in a men's magazine photoshoot, and being in a bikini while fighting orcs. You dopes. Wouldn't you find it odd if in Brave Firefighters, you played this guy?

I mean, if Brave Firefighters wasn't first person. And you weren't too busy blasting the people instead of the fires to notice.

If you read the thread, you'd see that Morgan's been pretty rude to people around here. It's not like they just hate to hate.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Guys, come on. Lay off Morgan Webb. Whatever your collective problem is, it's ridiculous.

I don't have beef against her but its clear that some people do. She is far from ugly but just because she's a woman, that doesn't mean she deserves special attention for being a gamer. Thats probably why she has the attitude she has.

 

[Shuzo]

ive met her before irl multiple of times...she does come off rude

 

[sportzhead]

1) They ask if they realize that they are hot. The girl then acts shocked because as a girl she was ugly, a tomboy, or a geek. She laughs and acts like nobody thinks she's hot. Newsflash: If you are in a photoshoot, someone finds you attractive.

2) The girl makes a comment about being a closet freak. She either is a porn addict, masturbates daily, or has a suitcase full of sex toys. Basically the same shit most women do (except for the suitcase full of toys) but somehow it makes her hotter, well, the magazine wants you to think so.

3) FHM asks a question about her brainpower so she doesn't look like a total bimbo. So that way their caption can read, "<Girl's name>, Hot and Brainy!" As if anyone outside of herself gives a fuck how smart she is.

Rant finished.

So true. And Morgan Webb is not ugly. Do you people know what ugly looks like?

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

So true. And Morgan Webb is not ugly. Do you people know what ugly looks like?

Most people here probably don't talk to women on a regular basis. She is not ugly but not OMGFUCKHOT either. I would have sex with her if she propositioned.

 

[DSN2K]

remember that most Gaffers go out with supermodels.

 

[Geek]

Morgan Webb threads bring out the real men.

 

[Outcast2004]

So true. And Morgan Webb is not ugly. Do you people know what ugly looks like?

Yes, ugly looks like Morgan Webb. And Morgans manjaw

To ME she is ugly.. right up there w/ Kirsten Dunst

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Sorry if I don't lend more weight to a random GAFers claim of "she was mean to me" over the more likely situation.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Sorry if I don't lend more weight to a random GAFers claim of "she was mean to me" over the more likely situation.

Just stop. If you are questioning a guy like Wellington's credibility in the matter, you're just making a fool of yourself. Many of us are in the industry and we do end up having run-ins with people like Adam and Morgan. Many people on GAF are more likely to tell you how she really is than most other people.

 

[FortNinety]

Well I still find her hot, but all these reports of her being rude is a turn-off.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

I can say anyone is fugly if I want. You simply don't have to agree with it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Pimpbaa]

FHM is filled with mostly skanky ass fakies.

What ever happened to truly beautiful women? Playboy in the 60s and 70s was freaking amazing.

They are still around. Either you ain't lookin or your are stuck in the past.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I can say anyone is fugly if I want. You simply don't have to agree with it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Yeah, I think Cameron Diaz is dog ugly (except for in The Mask), and most people think she's hot.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

Yeah, I think Cameron Diaz is dog ugly (except for in The Mask), and most people think she's hot.

Naw, she's fuckin ugly now.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

They are still around. Either you ain't lookin or your are stuck in the past.

Not hardly as much. PB is a very different publication today than it was back then. The type of women are, on the whole, very different.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Not hardly as much. PB is a very different publication today than it was back then. The type of women are, on the whole, very different.

Of course the women in it are very different, because women today are very different.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Of course the women in it are very different, because women today are very different.

Most are bleach blondes, fake boobies, same looking women over and over again. It's like they shoot the same 5 chicks repeatedly. It's no where near as diverse as it was very long ago.

How do you think women today are that much different than years ago? Fashion changes, but that doesn't change their physical appearance. The only thing thats different is that the women that go into PB these days is that they are far more "fake" than they used to be.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I gotta agree with the senitment that draws a line between "not hot" and "fugly."

None of the people called fugly here have pockmarks or crooked teeth.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Just stop. If you are questioning a guy like Wellington's credibility in the matter, you're just making a fool of yourself. Many of us are in the industry and we do end up having run-ins with people like Adam and Morgan. Many people on GAF are more likely to tell you how she really is than most other people.

Well I guess I am making a fool of myself then. Please don't let any of my editors know about this thread.

Who's Wellington, and what makes him so unimpugnable? I searched the forums and he says he's a 22 year-old construction worker? I guess that makes him an expert on whether or not a woman is pleasant or an unconscionable raving bitch.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Dude, why would anyone make up a story about meeting Morgan Webb? Especially when they met the goddess, Suzy on the same night?

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Well I guess I am making a fool of myself then. Please don't let any of my editors know about this thread.

Who's Wellington, and what makes him so unimpugnable? I searched the forums and he says he's a 22 year-old construction worker? I guess that makes him an expert on whether or not a woman is pleasant or an unconscionable raving bitch.

You proved my point. You don't know who he his, you don't have the right to invalidate his opinion.

 

[VictimOfGrief]

VictimOfGrief changed his avatar...I wanna cry.

More like it changed on me. I didn't do it so who the hell knows what happened. :lol I'll go out and look for a better one again.

 

[Shuzo]

Guys, come on. Lay off Morgan Webb. Whatever your collective problem is, it's ridiculous.

And also, there's a difference between being in a bikini in a men's magazine photoshoot, and being in a bikini while fighting orcs. You dopes. Wouldn't you find it odd if in Brave Firefighters, you played this guy?

I mean, if Brave Firefighters wasn't first person. And you weren't too busy blasting the people instead of the fires to notice.

:lol

 

[Pimpbaa]

Most are bleach blondes, fake boobies, same looking women over and over again. It's like they shoot the same 5 chicks repeatedly. It's no where near as diverse as it was very long ago.

Most are not blonde and fake boobed. Again, you must not be looking. The previous 2 playmate of the years were neither blonde nor had implants (and the current one isn't blonde either although has implants).

How do you think women today are that much different than years ago? Fashion changes, but that doesn't change their physical appearance. The only thing thats different is that the women that go into PB these days is that they are far more "fake" than they used to be.

Most of the hot women women I see around here look almost as good as the women in playboy (the non blondes at least). The physical appearance of women has most definitely changed. Hot women are working out a lot these days. They are much more tighter (that goes for PB and real life).

 

[gvandale]

Yeah, I think Cameron Diaz is dog ugly (except for in The Mask), and most people think she's hot.

There's boatloads of truth to this post. Man, she was a tad heavier in the mask, and was damn hot. Now, she's not too cute, she looks rather sickly...plus she's dumb as a box of rocks and that's one of the biggest turn offs...

Not saying hella skinny girls can't be shit hot, which some can be. But CD just looks like she should be at a different weight then what she's at.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Most are not blonde and fake boobed. Again, you must not be looking. The previous 2 playmate of the years were neither blonde nor had implants (and the current one isn't blonde either although has implants).



Most of the hot women women I see around here look almost as good as the women in playboy (the non blondes at least). The physical appearance of women has most definitely changed. Hot women are working out a lot these days. They are much more tighter (that goes for PB and real life).

I think that depends on where you live though. Anyway, I am going to have to respectfully disagree with you on this point.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

You proved my point. You don't know who he his, you don't have the right to invalidate his opinion.

Yes, I can definitely see the logic there. Well, I apologize for interrupting your Algonquin Round Table on Morgan Webb.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Pimpbaa is right with the changes in girls. Also, more women are taking Estrogenic birth control, which affects a lot of female features from breasts to waist-hip ratio, to ass, etc.

 

[Porridge]

I think if Adam Sessler had Morgan's tits X-Play would be da best.

 

[gvandale]

I think if Adam Sessler had Morgan's tits X-Play would be da best.

I think if Adam Sessler REVIEWED Morgan's tits daily, X-Play would be da best! :lol

 

[levious]

Yes, I can definitely see the logic there. Well, I apologize for interrupting your Algonquin Round Table on Morgan Webb.

is your real name Matthew Gallant or are you just a big fan?

 

[Arrowgigantic]

is your real name Matthew Gallant or are you just a big fan?

My real name is Matthew Gallant and I am a big fan. Of me. The one you're probably thinking about, not so much.

 

[sportzhead]

Dude, why would anyone make up a story about meeting Morgan Webb? Especially when they met the goddess, Suzy on the same night?

Now Suzie is all kinds of sexy. All she has to do is start talking football, and I'm hers.

 

[levious]

My real name is Matthew Gallant and I am a big fan. Of me. The one you're probably thinking about, not so much.

I think the one I'm thinking of is the host of some stupid animal planet show that my son always watches. I'm dissapointed that you're not him.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I think the one I'm thinking of is the host of some stupid animal planet show that my son always watches. I'm dissapointed that you're not him.

You know he also had the honor of being on the first show cancelled by G4.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

Well, she does a much better job at reviewing games than many other TV hosts.
She at least respects Final Fantasy, apologized for Adam who claimed the PS2 could never pull of RE4, and at E3 she actually commented on how amazed she was with recent PS2 games.

Everyone else on G4 seems to bash the PS2 and RPG's.
All they ever review on X-play are Card Battle games and Strategy Games.

She's not a bad looking girl, and she doesn't use her body to sell anything. If FHM is dumb enough to pay big bucks for a decent looking girl and guys are dumb enough to buy the magazine to look at her tits more power to her.

I don't even know her credentials though, did she graduate from a university?

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

IMO, asian models whip all the rest.
Usually I can just find some random Japan girl on the net that blows away 99% of US or Canadian women.

Are girls in strange swimsuits ok to post here?
Guess I'll find out, huh?

Babe

 

[ManaByte]

I used to think that Morgan Webb -- along with Adam Sessler -- was pretty lame due to X-Play, but seeing the both of them on unscripted shows like Attack of the Show and that E3 thing assures me that it's not their fault; the writers are to blame. What X-Play needs to is drop the writers and hire ones that are actually funny. Or just make it unscripted.

Careful, a X-Play segment producer and writer post here and they'll come in here and call you an idiot.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Well, she does a much better job at reviewing games than many other TV hosts.

???

:lol

I can't agree with that. Tommy Tallarico and Victor Luis on Judgement Day do a better job.

Morgan Webb drones. She is horrible IMO.

 

[Wario64]

morgan webb doesnt review the games she 'hosts'. well, at least not all of them. most xplay reviews are usually done by someone else

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

???

:lol

I can't agree with that. Tommy Tallarico and Victor Luis on Judgement Day do a better job.

Morgan Webb drones. She is horrible IMO.

She's not horrible, shes bad yeah, but not horrible.
Tommy is pretty funny, but the problem is that none of the hosts are professional.

To actually review games properly would be to get people that do reviews at Famitsu.
Break everything down from a technical standpoint and create a review score based on that, which would hold more weight that just "I wipe my bum with this game" or "Final Fantasy is stupid".

I think reviews based off of "Money Hats" and "I'm just a brat and don't like it cause I just don't" are unscientific forms of reviewing games. Besides, X-play doesn't review games anyway, they get someone else to do it for them.

They will probably hire Zeo to review the PS2 port of RE4.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

morgan webb doesnt review the games she 'hosts'. well, at least not all of them. most xplay reviews are usually done by someone else

Well, not even Morgan and Adam together could review all the games that are reviewed on X-Play. They do five or six a week. Think about it.

 

[AirBrian]

:lol :lol

This thread is funny. And you know someone from G4 is reading this thread. Hello!

 

[Oni Jazar]

Anyone walking around with a power glove on is automatically a PIMP. It is literally the pimp hand of Yamauchi channeled right into your hand.

 

[sportzhead]

Tommy is pretty funny, but the problem is that none of the hosts are professional.

:lol

Its just videogames. It like someone serious reviewing candy. "I wish the chew factor was better on these gummy bears."

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Everything is better in Japan

:\

 

[tedtropy]

IMO, asian models whip all the rest.
Usually I can just find some random Japan girl on the net that blows away 99% of US or Canadian women.

Are girls in strange swimsuits ok to post here?
Guess I'll find out, huh?

Babe

You and probably 75% of the GAF population. I like a nice-looking Asian girl as much as the rest, but their attractive women are no better than ours. It's all welcome variety.