For about three years now, I've been pretending on and off (once every, like, three months or so except for a few rare role-plays) to be a girl on OKCupid. For a few reasons:
1) Figure out what it's at least base-line like to be even a girl online.
2) Laugh at shitbrain guys.
3) Get my rocks off through cybersex.
And let me tell you. There are some fucked up motherfuckers out there. I've made everything from sex-crazed co-eds to recovering addicts to completely blank profiles without any picture or nothing, all of which attract perverts and MRAs like nobody could say. And if I posted anything SMART? Holy fuck, guys HATE THAT SHIT. I role-played a geek girl (not hard except for the gender swap) and guys were constantly asking me obtuse comics and pop culture questions. Like, the kind of shit that you'd expect to be asked at a comics convention or in a comic book shop. Only this was online. I was a "girl" they didn't even KNOW and they were coming at me like Sherlock Fuckin' Holmes. Worse yet, a vast majority of these were the VERY FIRST MESSAGE. The very first interaction with me was to tell me I'm a shitty person. I'm not even going to get into the guy that insulted me and then, five days later, came back with a very profanity laden message calling me fat for never responding to him. Five days after that, he apologized. One guy constantly gave me his address and phone number. Every hour. Then he wrote a rap for me. I will repeat that. He wrote a rap for me. I had guys tell me that I could either be pretty or like video games, but not both. One of my RPs was a game designer, which... I don't even need to explain to you how that one went, GAF.
I had guys tell me that girls don't like sex, and the only way to prove it was to fuck them. I had guys that thought cybersex was actually putting your dick in a computer. ACTUALLY PUTTING A DICK IN A COMPUTER. The ones that did know what it was: "I stick my penis in you but first ask if you want the condom on or off because of babies".
One guy said that he could change my views on gun control after one night with him.
I had one guy who constantly would try to chat with me (through OKC's old chat system), and one time I asked him if his bullshit actually worked. He said I responded. To which I said yes but I'm annoyed with him and would like him to stop. He then, I shit you not, repeated that I responded so his tactics must have worked. And not in a "I'm a pimp" way. In a "I have an IQ of 8" way.
Also, there a fuckton of cheaters on that site.
For a year, I RP'd a sex therapist, and that.... actually went pretty well. Besides the usual bullshit and my own limited experience (have not had sex in 15 years), I felt like I actually helped some people. I'd never go as far as to actually presume to help someone with a REAL OH FUCK ISSUE, and to that extent, I did tell some people that they needed to see a real therapist.
But the weirdest shit (and what I'm most ashamed of) is that some of the best "friendships" I've ever had with women were through these moments in time. I have a lot of female friends, and a few are even my closest. So this was weird and different but still GOOD.
I also really like being able to create a new profile each time. It's like a weird little writing exercise. Most only get the barebones but some I go all out on. Oh, and I can cybersex like nobody's fucking business.
