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[robochimp]

Not that he didn't cheat since he most likely did, but I thought Natl Enquirer was a tabloid?

The story fits perfectly.

 

[watershed]

National Enquirer, c'mon. I have no issue imagining the possibility that somebody has cheated on their spouse, but the National Enquirer isn't a source to take seriously.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

National Enquirer...I mean...they also said Wacko Jacko was having an affair with Elvis' alien-clone hybrid.

I have heard the rumors before. It would end his campaign if anything solid ever came out. Like within hours, there would be no damage control considering his base.

 

[the_batman]

Trump probably had affairs as well, maybe even more

Gross imagine lyen teds O face

if that's what floats your boat

 

[Steel]

Quick, someone tweet this to Trump so he retweets it and starts going insane about it. It should make for great TV.

 

[Mii]

National Enquirer, c'mon. I have no issue imagining the possibility that somebody has cheated on their spouse, but the National Enquirer isn't a source to take seriously.

Tell that to Tiger Woods and John Edwards. This topic is in their wheelhouse.

 

[kess]

The National Enquirer also sunk Gary Hart in 1987...

 

[Jeffolation]

I want this to be true so Cruz can be ruined politically however I'm really much more comfortable thinking of this disgusting, horrible man as being a virgin. A never nude even.

 

[ampere]

5 different people being willing to sleep with Ted Cruz is the craziest national enquirer story yet

His booger game tho

 

[Squirrel Killer]

Why is it always the "family values" guys?

You only notice the ones involving rampant hypocrisy.

 

[Nickle]

I heard Marco Rubio eats babies

 

[DirtyManos]

"I have never met anybody who lies more than Ted Cruz."


A wise old man once said those words.

 

[XAL]

National Enquirer, c'mon. I have no issue imagining the possibility that somebody has cheated on their spouse, but the National Enquirer isn't a source to take seriously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer

 

[Makai]

CHEAT TED
CHEATED

 

[Ashodin]

If he admits to this, his campaign is over. If he doesn't admit to this and some or all of them women do, his campaign is over. So the only way this doesn't tank things for him immediately is if he and all the named women deny the story and sue the Enquirer.

It's weird. This time last year, I was talking to a former county Republican chair for Texas and 2012 Bachmann supporter and he said "I expect John Kasich will be the Republican nominee" and I kinda rolled my eyes... but if Cruz does down then the no-trumpers only have Kasich left.

Repubs are fuuuuuuuuucked man.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Tell that to Tiger Woods and John Edwards. This topic is in their wheelhouse.

I wonder if that's just them taking constant swings and finally hitting though. What are some of their other recent allegations, I almost want to go through their recent stuff to see what else they got.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

SMH @ this guy

getting more ass than me.

 

[ampere]

Didn't that Twitter AI say there's no possible way he could be involved with five women?

It was funny, but not related to affairs

 

[Bobby Roberts]

People getting quick lessons in the Enquirer's kill count.

It's not the Washington Post by any stretch, but that rag has claimed its fair share of trophies.

 

[Username1198]

Trump probably had affairs as well, maybe even more



if that's what floats your boat

Oh my it's even the lipstick edition

Many thx

 

[Squire]

National Enquirer, c'mon. I have no issue imagining the possibility that somebody has cheated on their spouse, but the National Enquirer isn't a source to take seriously.

Man, reading threads really is just that hard.

 

[Theanine3D]

As always it's the homophobic, ultra-conservative right wing nutjobs that have the most skeletons in their closet.

 

[Mii]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer

During the 1930s and 1940s, it became a voice for isolationism and pro-fascist propaganda.

Seems like it's getting in touch with its roots for Trump this year.

 

[nocturnalis]

If this was true, you think that someone would have checked him before he began getting votes. That dude who wanted to run for Speaker of the House but was having an affair with a Congresswoman got checked (wasn't he the same guy who said that the Benghazi hearing were just a tool to screw with Hillary?).

 

[Squirrel Killer]

SMH @ this guy

getting more ass than me.

Power is a hell of an aphrodisiac.

 

[TrumanBurbank]

SMH @ this guy

getting more ass than me.

He a millionaire

 

[Cyan]

The National Enquirer also sunk Gary Hart in 1987...

No shit. I didn't realize that was them.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He a millionaire

my standards aren't that high tho.

 

[Walter White]

Amanda Carpenter? After seeing her on CNN panels a bunch I was finding myself attracted to her. Man. This kind of ruins her a bit.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Nobody will convince me Ted Cruz is laying pipe like that. Certainly not the Inquirer.

 

[Alandrus Sun]

He warned him to be careful, HE WARNED HIM!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Not just one woman, but multiple women have slept with this man.

Think about that. Multiple women. Sleeping with Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz.

 

[BanGy.nz]

I just had a flashback to 2008 and John Edwards.

 

[XAL]

Seems like it's getting in touch with its roots for Trump this year.

 

[Nesotenso]

if this turns out to be true, lol

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Don't it seem like the Enquirer would be exactly the paper Trump would leak some shit like this to?

Right?

Grimy old '80s ass motherfucker.

 

[Steel]

Not just one woman, but multiple women have slept with this man.

Think about that. Multiple women. Sleeping with Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz.

It takes all kinds.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

SMH @ this guy

getting more ass than me.

Sometime evil wins mayne

 

[freenudemacusers]

SMH @ this guy

getting more ass than me.

You're gonna let this be public record bro?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Nobody will convince me Ted Cruz is laying pipe like that. Certainly not the Inquirer.

TC dick game must be on point.

 

[User1608]

I remember Edwards being sunk so long ago. If true, wow. The party of family values indeed.

Regardless, it's still fucking gross of the NE to do this, even to pieces of shit like Cruz.

 

[johnsmith]

This is the national enquirer

This is the weekly world news

See the difference?

 

[tearsintherain]

This guy has really accomplished a lot between being the zodiac killer, banging 6 beautiful women, and doing whatever work stuff he was doing.

I wonder how Utah is feeling now two days after giving most of their electoral votes to Cruz.

 

[kess]

Don't it seem like the Enquirer would be exactly the paper Trump would leak some shit like this to?

Right?

Grimy old '80s ass motherfucker.

Dude knows his base

 

[ampere]

my standards aren't that high tho.

Get a sign that says "Free mustache rides" and go stand on a busy street

 

[Makai]

Trump has to make a statement since it's his spokesman.

 

[Mii]

I'm so buying this edition.

 

[Beer Monkey]

The National Enquirer also sunk Gary Hart in 1987...

Monkey Business?

I remember, I'm old.

 

[watershed]

Tell that to Tiger Woods and John Edwards. This topic is in their wheelhouse.

Yes they have had scoops on major stories before, that's what happens when you pay for tip offs. but have you ever seen a cover of the NE much less what is inside? Its pure fiction. Sorry, their accuracy rate, even when looking exclusively at affair stories, is probably less than 1%.

 

[The Silver]

Trump did it again