The last thing I expected was to write a positive review about this film.
Some quick background knowledge about my tastes in superhero films: As you may be able to tell from my avatar, I am a huge fan of the MCU. With the exception of Hulk, I think every MCU film is good (Yes, even Thor 2 and Iron Man 2!) to great (Iron Man and Winter Soldier are awesome films) to GOAT tier (Avengers is my favorite of them all).
Internet logic would tell you that I hate DC and want them to fail.
But, believe it or not, my favorite comic book movie of all time is, in fact, The Dark Knight. My second favorite is the Sony-produced Spider-Man 2. Rounding out my GOAT tier trifecta is Avengers.
I was raised on Batman. The 1989 film was my first comic book movie. I watched the hell out of the other 90s Batman films, and even though going back and watching Forever and Batman and Robin is slightly painful now that Im a bit more mature, I can still appreciate the cheese factor and ice puns. Speaking of cheese, dont forget the 60s TV show! Watched the hell out of that too. Of course, theres the animated series. Possibly the finest incarnation of Batman ever, and I think has only gotten better with age. Last but not least, you have the Dark Knight trilogy. Begins and Dark Knight are bonafide classics that have gone on to irreversibly change the comic book movie world for the better. And despite what GAF says, Rises is still a great fucking film, too.
So yeah, Im a bit of a Batman fanboy. But it doesnt stop there. I loved the Superman animated series too. Im obsessed with Gotham, Flash and Green Arrow at the moment.
The question has to be asked, though: Do I just love everything? Am I incapable of being critical and do I just eat up all of the shit these corporations pump out at the movies?
Enter 2013. Marvel movie after Marvel movie, I come out of the theatre loving, despite many of them being heavily criticized on forums like GAF and on social media alike. Nonetheless, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is firmly established
and DC wants in on some of that sweet sweet pie. Enter
Man of Steel.
The Man of Steel trailers are honestly some of the best Ive ever seen to this day. Coming off the Dark Knight trilogy, I was hyped beyond belief for a similar, darker depiction of Superman. I had no reason to doubt that the film would be great going into it. DC was about to start playing with the big boys and kick off their Cinematic Universe!
And then I watched Man of Steel. And I fucking hated it. And I went to watch it again, because maybe I missed something. But no
it was shit. Crushing disappointment in an era where Marvel was not only pumping out banger after banger, but DC just put out three of the best movies I had ever seen with the Dark Knight trilogy! Id like to elaborate on why I hated Man of Steel, but I havent even watched it since that second time in the theatres. It was that painful. I remember it being boring, paced poorly, having a very weak payoff, crappy, unlikable characters, cringe worthy dialogue and story
the list goes on. It was pretty looking, and the fight scenes were cool, but thats about it.
I was in San Diego for Comic Con in 2013, so turning on my phone and seeing Batman v Superman as the film that would kick off the DC Cinematic universe was literally electric. Probably one of the most exciting announcements I was ever a part of. But the hype soon became
pessimism, as I found out that the same team of writers and Zack Snyder would be behind the film.
They were going to ruin Batman like they ruined Superman. Fuck me.
So the months went by and the announcements started coming out. Ben Affleck. Well, he was good in Argo, but I dont know about Batman! Hell never be able to follow Bale. Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. These sound like horrible choices! Man of Steel had tainted this film before I even saw the first footage. My hype was at an all time low, and I pretty much expected the movie to be shit.
Fast forward to 2014. I went to comic con again, and this time, I managed to get into Hall H on Saturday, where Snyder, Affleck, Cavill and Gadot would appear and show us the first footage EVER of the film, along with promo art for Batman and Wonder Women in their suits. Honestly, everything looked great
but I still couldnt get excited for the film.
Eventually, though, just weeks ago
the hype got to me. The trailers had enough cool shit to get me excited about seeing fucking Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman together on screen. SURELY they wouldn't fuck this up. SURELY they wouldnt rehire Snyder just to make another stinker. SURELY they realized their mistakes with Man of Steel and wont make them again with this film, which will not only be a huge film for them, but the KICKSTARTER for their cinematic universe! Warner Bros had way too much riding on this.
And then the reviews hit. Crushing. Terrible. I braced myself for the worst. Could this be... worse than Man of Steel?
Im here to tell you
no.
The reviewers are crazy I tells ya. Crazy. I enjoyed the film from beginning to end. Despite all the criticism of the film being way too dark, I actually found myself smiling for a lot of the film!
Ok, obviously the reviewers arent crazy. While I havent had a chance to sit down and read through some of the more hate-filled writing, Im not going to sit here and tell you THE REVIEWERS ARE JUST OUT TO GET DC or THEYRE JUST MARVEL FANBOYS AND HATE ON ANYTHING THATS NOT MARVEL. Remember kids, these are the same people who rated the Dark Knight trilogy in the 90s. As much as I enjoyed the film, I can certainly see where the criticism comes from. Rest assured,
this film is very much flawed
I just think the good outweighs the bad. I must have put less emphasis on the things the critics really fucking hated and more emphasis on the stuff the critics couldnt give a shit about.
Keeping this spoiler free is going to be tough, but here we go. This will be SPOILER FREE, but Im going to edit this post with FULL SPOILERS in the spoiler thread in a few minutes moments.
Let's start with what I liked about the film, just off the top of my head. I know Im going to miss stuff (Its a long film! Theres a lot going on here!) but here we go:
From the first five minutes, theres more heart in the film than the entirety of Man of Steel. Batman doing heroic shit. YES. I was nodding in approval right from the start. AWESOME. Thats what I like to see.
I felt like Batman was an analog to me in this scene, honestly.
Closing thoughts:
I think they did a disservice calling the film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Ive already had friends who disliked the film tell me that they werent happy with how short the fight was between Batman and Superman. I think maybe a lot of people went into this film expecting more fighting between Batman and Superman, honestly, as youd expect from the title. But it didnt hurt the film much for me. The fighting that did happen between them was great. Imax footage just added to the spectacle. Of course they were going to work together in the end and eventually form the Justice League! And in that, it's the second part of the film's title that they really nail:
Dawn of Justice.
I really enjoyed the film, and it has left me super excited for this DC Cinematic universe. While it feels different from the awesome MCU, that is not a bad thing. Its different in a good way.
I cant believe they managed to pull this shit on a Man of Steel hating kid with a MCU Spider-Man avatar. If Im not living proof that you have to see a movie and judge it yourself despite what critics/everyone says (The movie is shit! If you didnt like Man of Steel you wont like this!) I dont know who is. Bring on the R rated directors cut.
If I had to give it a score after one viewing, it would probably be a 7/10. For reference, Dark Knight Rises is an 8, Begins is a 9, and Dark Knight is a 10. Thats pretty good company, I think. And I ranked Man of Steel a 4/10.
So... you still with me after 3500 words? What did you all think? I'm not crazy, right?
Right?