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[Dali]

Why is it always the "family values" guys?

At least he didn't go super saiyin 4 hypocrite and the affairs were with women.

 

[Sickboy007]

Just according to keikaku.

 

[Kyzer]

Ah the national enquirer. Aren't they the kinda magazine that runs headlines like "Obama is actually a baby alien from Mars!???"?

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Just according to keikaku.

He literally cannot get enough delegates, and if this breaks for Cruz, Trump can pretty easily grab Cruz's primaries coming up.

 

[Nokagi]

No one trusts the National Enquirer even if they have been right once or twice. Need a legit news source to dig around and see if there's really anything to it or this goes nowhere.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Dem beans.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

No one trusts the National Enquirer even if they have been right once or twice. Need a legit news source to dig around and see if there's really anything to it or this goes nowhere.

Yeah. Nobody is going to take news from the enquirer seriously. They are not a real news magazine.

 

[kirblar]

Yeah. Nobody is going to take news from the enquirer seriously. They are not a real news magazine.

You should ask John Edwards about that.

 

[Trey]

From Zodiac Killer to Office Thriller.

Moving up in the world, Ted.

 

[robochimp]

No one trusts the National Enquirer even if they have been right once or twice. Need a legit news source to dig around and see if there's really anything to it or this goes nowhere.

Don't worry they all will.

 

[Acosta]

My favorite show this year, I hope we get a second season!

 

[cj_iwakura]

Shocking News.

 

[KingBroly]

You should ask John Edwards about that.

A broken clock is right twice a day, too.

It doesn't really matter. It's the perception they've created, and probably still do try to uphold (I dunno, I don't read it)

 

[kirblar]

A broken clock is right twice a day, too.

It doesn't really matter. It's the perception they've created, and probably still do try to uphold (I dunno, I don't read it)

It's literally the same reporter as on that case. Their reputation doesn't matter- all eyes will be on this and looking into it now.

A gossip rag is able to break this because they don't have the negative blowback that a "respectable" publication would face.

 

[Tarkus]

That jagged nose makes all the girlies cum

 

[VenomBoss]

Found the purported image of someone Cruz needs to explain. This was posted on a supposed anonymous Twitter account @ToTheXToTheY a few days ago, as well as that video that was posted on this thread some pages ago.

Is it one of them?

I said goddam. Power does attract women I guess.

Let this serve as example to people and GAF. It doesn't matter what you look like.

 

[Jarrod38]

Ted is about to have some ED.

 

[Kinyou]

My favorite show this year, I hope we get a second season!

At least we'll get a visit from Marty Mcfly

 

[Finale Fireworker]

You have waaaayyyy too much faith in the American public.

Well, I don't see many people reacting when Anna Nicole's coffin is supposedly stolen or when Obama secretly coordinated the Paris attacks, or that every celebrity over 40 only has six months to live.

Still, if this is true, my heart goes out to the victims.

 

[Plinko]

Yeah. Nobody is going to take news from the enquirer seriously. They are not a real news magazine.

They broke the Edwards affair story plus the Breitbart tweet implying they know about this as well, along with the $500,000 donation to Carly's PAC? Sorry--where there is smoke, there is fire.

 

[leatherhat]

Trump's spokesperson is one of the people? So he probably knew and the whole back and forth about the GQ photos may have been bait.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

They broke the Edwards affair story plus the Breitbart tweet implying they know about this as well, along with the $500,000 donation to Carly's PAC? Sorry--where there is smoke, there is fire.

I'm not saying it ISN'T true, just that it needs to be reported by more reputable media. That's just what I'm waiting for.

 

[Matt_]

I just love that this came just as Jeb endorsed him
keep taking those Ls Mr Bush

 

[Vicetrailia]

I wouldn't be surprised if Cruz slept with hundreds of women and his wife knew. Still not sure if this can end him if true.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

I wouldn't be surprised if Cruz slept with hundreds of women and his wife knew. Still not sure if this can end him if true.

This is career ending.

His base are conservative evangelicals.

 

[TheLaughingStock]

So, he not only wants to completely abolish Planned Parenthood and repeal every line of Obamacare...but he may not even respect his wife? Why are people defending this guy? He doesn't care about women. In fact, he might be far worse for women than Trump if elected President and he had his way.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Fuck him if this is true.

This guy is the biggest religious nutbag and aligns himself with the other religious fundamentalists like Kevin Swanson and Glenn Beck.

 

[Jackpot]

So apparently columnists were discussing this on Twitter under #TheThing before it broke.

 

[Sapiens]

This makes me like him more.

 

[JABEE]

Why did a Ted Cruz super PAC give $500,000 to Carly Fiorina’s?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom

Now we know.

Ted Cruz has nothing to do with his Super Pac. Hush money was doled out in a non-coordinated fashion. This is all on the up-and-up.

 

[br3wnor]

I'm not saying it ISN'T true, just that it needs to be reported by more reputable media. That's just what I'm waiting for.

Hasn't it not even been 12 hours since this went live? All the major news organizations will be looking into this today and if it's true it'll become a huge story.

 

[Foffy]

Fuck him if this is true.

This guy is the biggest religious nutbag and aligns himself with the other religious fundamentalists like Kevin Swanson and Glenn Beck.

He'd be the true parody of religious people in power, if this is true.

Talk about values of headcanon and evocation.

Live a life against this.

 

[Kusagari]

I wouldn't be surprised if Cruz slept with hundreds of women and his wife knew. Still not sure if this can end him if true.

Cruz's entire career is built off being a socially conservative Christian. He's done if this is true. The only part of the GOP that actually likes him will abandon him in droves.

 

[Nokagi]

Hasn't it not even been 12 hours since this went live? All the major news organizations will be looking into this today and if it's true it'll become a huge story.

That's what he's saying. Right now we have little but a story from well known liars. Let's give it time and see if other organizations nose around and find something to prove it true.

 

[Bluth54]

I'm not saying it ISN'T true, just that it needs to be reported by more reputable media. That's just what I'm waiting for.

Yeah I imagine all the major news sites/channels are working sources trying to get multiple confirmations right now.

 

[Tesseract]

Lyin' Ted, what a disgrace. Time to gobble up your votes, sad!

 

[Alex_Mexico]

Oh shitttt I hope this is all true.

Whatever happened to the Judeo-Christian values guy? It's always these guys aren't they? If this is true it boggles my mind he thought he could get away with it while running for the highest possible office in the land. Christ!

 

[DrArchon]

All I can say at this point is that I totally wouldn't be surprised if this is true. So many people in power do this kind of shit and think they can get away with it just because they have money and influence. It's unbelievable, and yet totally believable. Weird.

All we can do know is wait for one of these women to confirm this or for them all to deny it.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

I'm having difficulty accepting that six people could bring themselves to be physically intimate with Ted Cruz.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think this is the Nintendo NX all over again. But it would be delicious if true.

 

[rjc571]

So the top Republican candidates are a guy who's had at least 5 extramarital affairs and a guy who's publicly admitted that he wants to fuck his own daughter at least 5 times.

 

[Cow Mengde]

I got a bogel for the glotch.

 

[Sickboy007]

So the top Republican candidates are a guy who's had at least 5 extramarital affairs and a guy who's publicly admitted that he wants to fuck his own daughter at least 5 times.

Donald has had his fair share of self-confessed extramarital affairs, too.

 

[Kusagari]

The Enquirer doesn't usually fuck around with stories like this about politicians without actual proof. Plus we've heard rumors about Katrina over the last couple weeks.

 

[sangreal]

I am not surprised at all to see Amanda Catpenter on this list. Explains so much

an affair with Katrina has been rumored for awhile

 

[Downhome]

I know that my want for this to be true makes me more likely to think there is something to just finding out that Ted's email popped up in the Ashley Masdison thing, but I also believe he is stupid enough to do it like this...

http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-th...ol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/

“The email address in question is press@cruz.senate.gov, a publicly and widely available forwarding address that is often entered into web contact forms by people with no connection to our office,” Team Cruz said of the generic mailbox.

 

[Abstrusity]

Yeah, the kind of people that vote Trump or Cruz are ALREADY READING the National Enquirer. Cruzmissile is done for.

 

[Dennis]

I need Tay to make sense of all this.

 

[le.phat]

I said goddam. Power does attract women I guess.

Let this serve as example to people and GAF. It doesn't matter what you look like.

It matters if you're not powerful or rich ¯\_(&#12484_/¯


Sorry ugly powerless people and GAF ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Laevateinn]

Ted Cruz has nothing to do with his Super Pac. Hush money was doled out in a non-coordinated fashion. This is all on the up-and-up.

Ted Cruz definitely doesn't coordinate with his Super PACs.