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[Vic]

I won't pretend to deeply understand every fetish, but we all have a few things we happen to like that others would likely consider strange. Normally we keep those desires hidden deep within the vault of our mind, but that simply wasn't enough for one Japanese man.

YouTuber mansooon0 (Mansun on Japanese variety blog Omocoro) apparently really, really likes his favorite anime characters. So much so that he doesn't mind licking his computer screen in a show of affection.

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http://www.dailydot.com/technology/japanese-licking-machine/?tw=dd

 

[Bornstellar]

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[A Link to the Past]

 

[-Horizon-]

But having a robot do it isn't the same as doing it yourself :/

 

[Havik]

When you think nothing will suprise you anymore....

 

[CoolOff]

 

[bluelightningduo]

I am shocked that the image on the screen wasn't an animated foot. SHOCKED.

 

[old manatee]

Now that's quality perversion. I'll bet that guy couldn't get an erection from looking at a naked human being if you offered him a million dollars.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Is there a reason why he chose a picture of a distressed girl

 

[Bare Grills]

 

[diaspora]

nooo man, no

 

[Meffer]

Peroperoperoperoperopero
https://youtu.be/DRF28GvoL7M?t=26

 

[Prompto]

I don't know what I expected

 

[213372bu]

"I'm so tired of licking anime waifus on my computer screen"

Universe 1:"Time to leave my room and go after 3Ds"

...

The darkest timeline: "Let me build a robot to lick my waifus when I get too tired."

 

[Reverend Funk]

Probably actually built it to tongue his b-hole

 

[Otakumegane]

I think it could be something useful in horror houses or something.

 

[Shadybiz]

....why did I even come into this thread??

 

[Timeaisis]

This is kind of humorous.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Why not do it yourself?

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Why not do it yourself?

Computer screens get dirty, man

 

[BajiBoxer]

Why not do it yourself?

From the article: "Unfortunately, the act of licking his display was both messy and gross, so he put his DIY skills to the test and built a robot to do the licking for him."

 

[ThePrequelsSuck]

...weird, is all I can say of this.

 

[ponpo]

These guys makes weird shit like this all the time. The blog is pretty funny.

Massage pillow x dakimakura
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69820/

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

Girls x Plamo is still best omocoro http://omocoro.jp/kiji/75671/

 

[perfectchaos007]

Those tongue physics look pretty sLick

 

[AntChum]

Is it strange that I am able to identify the character being 'licked'?

Spoiler

Azusa Nakano from K-ON!

 

[hunnies28]

This guy makes weird shit like this all the time, he's pretty funny.

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

Holy shit!!

 

[CHC]

OK the noodles thing changed my mind, I fucking love this. He's on another level here.

 

[StrikeFirst117]

What the fucking fuck, NOPE, also the noodle thing, is giving me the creeps just seeing the image.

 

[John Kowalski]

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

hmm

 

[Meffer]

Pretty sure the guy is making these as jokes guys.

 

[830920]

I don't want to go into further detail, but I can certainly sympathize.

 

[johancruijff]

]

what have we become

 

[Foggy]

Someone get NASA on the phone!

 

[Numb]

dahell

 

[Adaren]

Now hook this up to a touch screen with one of those sexy volleyball games.

 

[Branduil]

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

Girls x Plamo is still best omocoro http://omocoro.jp/kiji/75671/

Pretty sure this is the "reveal" scene in a horror movie.

 

[Nibel]

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

Girls x Plamo is still best omocoro http://omocoro.jp/kiji/75671/

Screaming

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

What the fuck...

 

[DeadlyParasite]

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

 

[213372bu]

Girl blowing on your noodles invention.
http://omocoro.jp/kiji/69376/

Girls x Plamo is still best omocoro http://omocoro.jp/kiji/75671/

That's 10/10

 

[navatan]

That song he used in the video was pretty nice thou.

 

[GhostBed]

Innovation.

Technological advancement.

 

[Razorback]

But he's not the one doing the licking. And he's not the one being licked.

I don't understand.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Someone get NASA on the phone!

Yes pls, I'd like to get off the planet

 

[CaviarMeths]

Choking on my damn tea.

 

[Chariot]

Choking on my damn tea.

The fucking future. Take all the budget NASA has left and give it to this guy.

 

[Alienous]

That is what freedom looks like.

 

[EvilKatarn]

Pretty sure the guy is making these as jokes guys.

No no, this has to obviously lead into a discussion about Japan's sociopolitical issues because certainly I for one am outraged and disgusted at some dude shoving a rubber tongue on a rotor and then posting it on twitter.

 

[Nickle]

Does the noodle blower have a reverse button?

 

[Line_HTX]

But having a robot do it isn't the same as doing it yourself :/

Yeah, that dude is doing extreme projection with that robot.

:lol