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[strafer]

It's ok. It's not about Jurassic Park.

Spoiler

It's Dino Crisis

and just like that Jawmuncher became the happiest human being in the world.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

If I don't get a story trailer for Ace Combat 7 tables will be flipped.
Even Assault Horizon's got me hyped as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpqgXBhNsg

 

[Acquiescence]

You are being way too realistic here and it's not fun

also you forgot the "10 minutes of No Man's sky" part.

As someone who is moderately excited for No Man's Sky, I will roll my eyes out of my head if it's shown during the presser again. Which it may well do now that it's been delayed.

 

[Alastor3]

Will the PS4 neo will enhance already released games or only newer game that are built for the specs ?

 

[Blackleg-sanji1]

As someone who is moderately excited for No Man's Sky, I will roll my eyes out of my head if it's shown during the presser again. Which it may well do now that it's been delayed.

It was out a week after e3 it was going to be there regardless

 

[Elios83]

Will the PS4 neo will enhance already released games or only newer game that are built for the specs ?

Only new games, old games will need to be patched and that will depend on each publisher/developer.

 

[J-Skee]

Will the PS4 neo will enhance already released games or only newer game that are built for the specs ?

I believe with any previously released games, devs have the option of enhancing them if they want to. Otherwise, no.

 

[RootCause]

Only new games, old games will need to be patched and that will depend on each publisher/developer.

I can see witcher 3 getting patched, and Bathesda ignoring the neo.

I really hope infamous, and knack get patched. I'm sure there are other games I'm missing.

 

[brandonh83]

It's ok. It's not about Jurassic Park.

Spoiler

It's Dino Crisis

I'd take either but I'm thirsty for good Jurassic Park games. It's been too long and I don't count Lego Jurassic World as it's just another Lego game, same shit with Jurassic Park skins. I need a real Jurassic Park game.

 

[Acquiescence]

It was out a week after e3 it was going to be there regardless

Yeah, in like a short little trailer that existed solely to remind the viewer it was out in a week. Now with the delay, we'll probably have to sit through a VR demonstration or something!

 

[Blackleg-sanji1]

Yeah, in like a short little trailer that existed solely to remind the viewer it was out in a week. Now with the delay, we'll probably have to sit through a VR demonstration or something!

Nah at best 2-3 minute trailer. I still firmly believe its not Vr ready yet.

 

[notaskwid]

So much for 2016 being better than 2015

Horizon and P5 are officially delayed and soon are Gravity rush2 and Neir 2

mediocre year tbh and no game released this year is as good as Witcher 3 and Bloodborne.

Yeah dude, I think we're better of if we cancel 2016 and just skip to 2017 already.

 

[viHuGi]

From the top of my head, 2016 PS4:

January - Gravity Rush Remastered, Hardware Rivals
February - SFV
March - MLB 16, Heavy Rain Remastered
April - Ratchet & Clank, Alienation
May - UC4, Shadow Of The Beast

Sony's first half a 2016 was incredible compared to 2015.

Uncharted 4 and Ratchet blew my mind.

 

[richard4481]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!


It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs;

Yu Suzuki demos the latest Shenmue, the gameplay lasts 3 seconds - Suzuki announces they are now bankrupt.

 

[qa_engineer]

"MARK CERNY, ANNOUNCES 2HOT2TANGO FOR THE PLAYSTATION 4, A PUZZLE GAME INVOLVING A BALD BARBER GLUING A WIG ON HIMSELF."

So good.

 

[Sangetsu-II]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!


It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs;

Best one so far:

MARK CERNY, ANNOUNCES HIDDEN DESIRE FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A HENTAI GAME INVOLVING MEDIEVAL JOUSTING USING BAGUETTES.

Edit: Im dying XD

ADAM BOYES TRIPS OVER A PSVR HEADSET, CRUSHING FUMITO UEDA ON STAGE, ALL HOPE FOR THE LAST GUARDIAN RELEASE IS LOST

 

[Ricky_R]

DAVID CAGE SHOWCASES DETROIT, THROUGH HUMAN PUPPETRY ON STAGE - TRUE EMOTION HE EXCLAIMS.

 

[Fdkn]

Adam Boyes, Shuhei Yoshida, Shawn Layden and Andrew House announce the formation of a new boy band and their debut album 'All Work & No Play'.

Nobody could top this.

 

[Tapejara]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!


It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs;

SHUHEI YOHIDA, WHILST WEARING A PLAYSTATION VR HEADSET DEMOS SUPER RUB A DUB 2.

I need this.

 

[DieH@rd]

SQUARE ENIX INTRODUCED TO THE STAGE, BOWING, THE MAN SAYS PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO TOKYO GAMES SHOW - HE LEAVES.


looool

 

[Sangetsu-II]

Knack 2 confirmed! xD

MARK CERNY, NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY PEGGLE 2 JUMPS IN THE AIR ON STAGE, TO ANNOUNCE KNACK 2 - YOU GOT THE KNACK.

 

[Kazaam]

It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs
Yu Suzuki demos the latest Shenmue, the gameplay lasts 3 seconds - Suzuki announces they are now bankrupt.;

That got stuck for me with 3 refreshes. I hope it doesn't go by beetlejuice rules

 

[Tapejara]

Holy shit my friend got this:

SILENT HILLS RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE AS A PACHINKO MACHINE.

 

[Sidewinder]

SQUARE ENIX INTRODUCED TO THE STAGE, BOWING, THE MAN SAYS PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO TOKYO GAMES SHOW - HE LEAVES.


looool

Troll 2.0

 

[Coolbgdog12]

SQUARE ENIX INTRODUCED TO THE STAGE, BOWING, THE MAN SAYS PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO TOKYO GAMES SHOW - HE LEAVES.


looool

That one had me dying because it seems like something that can really happen.

 

[robertsan21]

PS4NEO reveal. Make it happen Sony.

 

[Cow Goes Moo]

this generator is lewd, too lewd

Andrew House, announces 2Hot2Tango for the PlayStation Vita, a Hentai game involving two constipated drug dealers fixing their broken toilet.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

All I want is an announcement of NMS coming to PSVR.

 

[jet1911]

SONY ANNOUNCE A NEW HEAD OF THIRD-PARTY RELATIONS, MUSIC BLARES AS PHIL SPENCER STRUTS OUT.

BOOM!

This is hilarious.

 

[silva1991]

Yu Suzuki demos the latest Shenmue, the gameplay lasts 3 seconds - Suzuki announces they are now bankrupt.

 

[Jawbreaker]

SHUHEI YOSHIA UNVEILS THE SONY 8K TV, MAKING THE UPCOMING PLAYSTATION 4K REDUNDANT.

:lol

 

[Felipe Simao]

SHAWN LAYDEN BURSTS FROM A CRATE ON STAGE WEARING A CRASH BANDICOOT T-SHIRT TO ANNOUNCE - SPYRO

lol

Edit:
had to add this one

WIPEOUT IS MAKING ITS TRIUMPHANT RETURN! ON THE SONY XPERIA Z5.

hahaha

 

[brandonh83]

Looks like we have new entertainment to help pass the time.

 

[ViciousDS]

Hold on to your butts.

 

[SteveO1683]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!

HIDEO KOJIMA, ANNOUNCES HATCHET & SPANKS FOR THE PLAYSTATION 4, A STRATEGY GAME INVOLVING TWO CONSTIPATED DRUG DEALERS FIXING THEIR BROKEN TOILET.

I love it.

 

[Sebastiano]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!


It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs;

Cool! My first try: SILENT HILLS RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE AS A PACHINKO MACHINE.

This will totally happen one day.

 

[Cow Goes Moo]

Sony spend 30 minutes announcing their original TV content for PlayStation Plus subscribers.

lol

 

[bombshell]

ADAM BOYES PLAYS A VIDEO OF ENGLISH WEATHER ON STAGE. DARK CLOUD 3 CONFIRMED.

 

[Trace]

HIDEO KOJIMA, ANNOUNCES COMPROMISING POSITION FOR THE PLAYSTATION VITA, A HORROR GAME INVOLVING A SERIES OF SEAN BEAN MEME'S.

Fantastic.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Is this twitter or something?

 

[EdReedFan20]

So this appeared on my timeline; Tomorrows E3 headlines, Today!


It's basically a random headline generator for E3, one of my favs;

One I got was something along the lines of Shawn Layden arrives in a Crash costume to reveal that Sony has acquired the rights to Spyro the Dragon.

 

[Kenzodielocke]

ADAM BOYES TRIPS OVER THE PLAYSTATION VR HEADSET WIRE, CRUSHING FUMITO UEDA AND DESTROYING ALL HOPE OF THE LAST GUARDIAN BEING RELEASED.

 

[piccio_ssl]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB MAKES ITS RETURN! THIS TIME IN ITS OWN GAME; 100FT CRAB FISHING.

lol

 

[ViciousDS]

I think its time to wrap up this thread......seems we hitting crazy/lock breaking point here

 

[FelipeMGM]

LOL these are awesome

ADAM BOYES PLAYS A VIDEO OF ENGLISH WEATHER ON STAGE. DARK CLOUD 3 CONFIRMED.

 

[Insane Metal]

^Yup :|


Any new tease today?

 

[Tankard]

^Yup :|


Any new tease today?

It looks like we desperately need one.

 

[Moskalova]

SHUHEI YOSHIA, ANNOUNCES UNFORTUNATE SITUATION FOR THE PLAYSTATION VR, A THIRD-PERSON GAME INVOLVING DELIVERING MILK TO OLD LADIES.

LOL

 

[vypek]

SQUARE ENIX INTRODUCED TO THE STAGE, BOWING, THE MAN SAYS PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO TOKYO GAMES SHOW - HE LEAVES.


looool

lol this one got me

 

[Wrynnax]

Verendus has been really quiet about this years E3 hasn't he?