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[neptunes]

Gonna get my MTHanded on...

Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton is now reporting that Kanye West has paid his former girlfriend Amber Rose up to seven figures to keep her mouth shut and from revealing any details about their kaput relationship:

Sources are saying that Kanye West has signed a multi-million dollar contract with ex-girlfriend Amber Rose to “silence” her from speaking about his personal life. She reportedly agreed to never reveal any details about the rapper in return for cash. An insider says, “It’s pretty common to have ’silence’ agreements amongst entertainers. I heard that Amber’s getting seven figures to keep her lips closed.”

Why would you put a gag-order on your ex-GF? Kanye is looking more suspect by the day.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

My guess? Closet Homosexual.

 

[SmokyDave]

She won't be allowed to comment on the rumour that he likes fish sticks.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

some much money to avoid being called 'Pencil Dick' by an ex wow

 

[Feathers]

South Park had it right?

 

[bjork]

It would be funny if the big surprise was "Kanye doesn't care about black people."

 

[Leunam]

he p's on her

 

[ToxicAdam]

Kanye's gonna be broke in 10 years.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Strap-ons?

Cleveland steamers?

So many possibilities.

 

[AlternativeUlster]

Dude probably has some weird fetish or something of that sort I imagine.

 

[Osietra]

'Lips closed'

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

"so small.."

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

*Kanye Shrug* As long as he makes fire music, he can fuck goats in the ass for all I care.

 

[Ducarmel]

Amber Rose: "I have a bigger member than Kanye"

 

[Princess Carl]

*Kanye Shrug* As long as he makes fire music, he can fuck goats in the ass for all I care.

Pretty much. His personal life is of no interest to me.

 

[neptunes]

Was she with him during his mom passing away? if so, then it probably to keep her from writing a book and shit

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

They broke up?

 

[Smiles and Cries]

dude needs a thicker skin, who would care what Amber Rose says about him?

paying all that just to protect your ego? MC Hammer went broke on being stupid welcome to your doom Mr. West.

 

[Vox-Pop]

They broke up?

I'm shocked.

 

[Foil]

 

[Dreams-Visions]

it was an embarrassing relationship anyway.

 

[cityhunter]

When I first read the title, I mistaken Amber Rose for this:lol :

 

[Mr. B Natural]

Amber Rose reminds me a bit like Chyna from Wwf. So, if my intuition is right, that leaves Kanye in a compromising position...especially with his demographic.

 

[shuri]

I remember when Kanye would update his blog and he would type in caps all the time. He sounded like such a retarded gamefaqs poster :lol

 

[PhoenixDark]

Finger in the ass I'm guessing. Although to be fair I'd let Amber Rose do pretty much anything to me

 

[Dude Abides]

*Kanye Shrug* As long as he makes fire music, he can fuck goats in the ass for all I care.

But what if he continues to make cliche autotuned garbage? Would that change your views vis a vis his goatfucking proclivities?

 

[bjork]

Amy Rose is hotter than Amber Rose.

 

[K.Jack]

Dude likes the strap-on, or something like that.

 

[samus i am]

From the summer time thread:

 

[karasu]

terrible hair

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

But what if he continues to make cliche autotuned garbage? Would that change your views vis a vis his goatfucking proclivities?

Next LP isn't going to be like that.

 

[Rorschach]

Gonna get my MTHanded on...



Why would you put a gag-order on your ex-GF? Kanye is looking more suspect by the day.

He's a gay fish.

 

[h3ro]

Does this involve Lebron's mom as well?

 

[neptunes]

terrible hair

 

[StriKeVillain]

no hair

.

 

[karasu]

gooooooddamn! what a difference!

 

[dskillzhtown]

My guess? Closet Homosexual.

My guess there is some of that in his closet, alot of drug use and some weird fetishes. Throw in so bi-3ways and then you have a million dollar gag order.

All of which would give him more cred with his 'alternative' music fans that he has.

While I do think that all of that is his personal business, once you open that part of your life up to the world, it kind of becomes a part of your act, part of the image you are trying to sell. Kind of hard to close that door now.

 

[Guevara]

Ah, now I get it. She's quite attractive.

Honestly, when women have short hair they may as well be invisible to me.

 

[Ephemeris]

*Kanye Shrug* As long as he makes fire music, he can fuck goats in the ass for all I care.

This pretty much.

 

[SUPREME1]

Amber Rose is banging. No doubt about it.

She was in it for the cashola and it paid off...

 

[Revolutionary]

He takes it in the butt.

 

[Slayven]

Paying her makes any rumors look legit. Should have just denied anything and flip the script on her.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Yeah, Kanye likes to get pegged.

 

[ILikeFeet]

no hair, wtf?


eh, alright feet

 

[BloodySinner]

Ah, now I get it. She's quite attractive.

Honestly, when women have short hair they may as well be invisible to me.

More for me then.

 

[VaLiancY]

*Kanye Shrug* As long as he makes fire music, he can fuck goats in the ass for all I care.

This.

And Perez Hilton as a source. :lol

 

[Ephemeris]

Since we're all speculating, I'd wager it was some Kanye - Jay-Z roleplay.

 

[rezuth]

I like her in the crewcut, looks pretty awesome.

 

[Tom_Cody]

It would be funny if the big surprise was "Kanye doesn't care about black people."

A+

:lol

 

[mosaic]

Looks like Grace Jones.