New Jack Thompson press release on the civil case that will commence on thursday

http://www.livejournal.com/users/gamepolitics/121076.html

Thompson: Alabama Suit will Make O.J. Trial Look Like Quilting Bee

GP has never seen an attorney put out a press release hyping the opening day of a lawsuit before, but we've just received one from Jack Thompson. It is a quite remarkable document in many ways, and reads in part:

"This Thursday, November 3, 2005, at 1 pm the Alabama fireworks ignite in the Fayette County Courthouse. This may make the OJ Simpson trials look like quilting bees."

"Defendants Sony, Take-Two/Rockstar, Wal-Mart, GameStop, and cop killer Devin Moore have all been sued for their respective roles in the June 2003 murder of two police officers and a dispatcher. The corporate defendants are nervous, and here's proof:

"The primary strategy is to get Miami attorney Jack Thompson kicked off the case, alleging in court documents that he is 'paranoid' and cursed with a 'colorful history of disciplinary problems.' Forget that the referred to Bar complaints came 15 years ago from the porn industry and that Thompson has always been a 'lawyer in good standing with The Florida Bar' and 'officially certified sane' by The Bar after the ACLU and the radio pornographers last tried this nonsense."

"That exoneration of Thompson did not stop Sony and Take-Two's law firm, Blank Rome (which has given more campaign contributions to the Republican National Committee than any other lobbyist - they are lead registered lobbyists on The Hill for Take-Two), from plunking down in front of Judge Moore an order stating that Thompson may have a 'mental illness...'

"Oh, and certain regional governments in Japan have banned the sale of the Grand Theft Auto games to minors, but Japan's Sony has no problem whatsoever dumping this garbage into American kids' brains. Looks like Pearl Harbor 2 by Sony/Take-Two...'

EDITOR'S NOTE: Did he just say what GP thinks he said?

"Devin Moore himself has written Thompson explaining the role of the murder simulation games. The video game industry has no rebuttal to the scientific evidence, except to question the mental health of the lawyer who, with the rest of the legal team, filed the affidavits that have this scofflaw industry on the run."

"It may well be that Thompson will be kicked off the case and/or that the case will be dismissed. Thompson is not as presumptuous as other lawyers who claim to know what an honorable judge in Alabama will do. If that happens, there are remedies, but in the meantime this case is a reasonable judicial means to rightly compensate three devastated families targeted by an out-of-control industry. "

"The most reckless video game company in the world, Take-Two, has been fined $9 million by the SEC for accounting fraud and is currently under investigation by the FTC for illegally embedding explicit sexual content in a Grand Theft Auto game sold to children. Thompson is unethical? This is a nuclear bomb calling a cap gun explosive."

"Blank Rome questioning the ethics of Jack Thompson? One of its partners is Barbara Comstock, whom the Washington Post called a 'one-woman wrecking crew'... Ms. Comstock was on the staff of Indiana Senator Dan Burton back when he had a mistress illegally on his office's federal payroll and was also supporting an illegitimate child... Barbara Comstock's fingerprints are all over the false and defamatory character assassination of the lawyer who opposes her corporate clients' mental molestation of minors for money..."

"Stay tuned. You ain't seen nothing yet."
 
I'm pretty sure Judges don't like their courts being turned into media spectacles. I wouldn't be surprised if his case gets thrown out of court based on this press release itself.
 
The guy is seriously unbalanced. I'm one step away from concluding that his whole persona is satire.
 
Duderz said:
Please...make this idiot stop...
Why? Short of a Constitutional Amendment, he's not going to get anywhere in court. (And if he does, it will be overturned by a higher court.)

I'm beginning to enjoy reading and listening to Thompson's insane, attention-whoring antics.
 
Seriously, Take Two might know their games end up in kids hands, but this doesn't happen because of Take Two or the ESRB. These games are clearly rated and defined on the front of the packaging. The fault lies with the retailers. If they are mistakenly selling these games to people under 17 years of age then there's your problem. Sue fucking Walmart, ok?

This type of lawsuit, like the ones started with the Rap industry in the 80's and 90's, like Ice T and the infamous "Copkiller" (LOLZ at him now playing a cop on TV...TEH SWEET IRONY!), always attack the wrong parties. Freedom of Speech and Expression will always pwn ignorant asswipes like Jack Thompson in a court of law. You will never censor the artist under our current legal system. Make the ESRB ratings system enforceable by law and charge the retailers that compromise our community standards, ok?

And in terms of how these games influence people, this is an unproven argument, with evidence and scientific data to support both sides. I mean, when Last Tango in Paris came to theaters in 1967, was everybody running around all anal sex crazy with sticks of butter in their pants?

I thought not.
 
I hope he never stops. It's like watching an animated flash toon from the internet, but in real life!

Granted that in this case, this joke has a real-life chance at adversely affecting an entertainment medium I'm very fond of, so it has that edge of fear, too. But you know what they say about trainwrecks...
 
I welcome this lawsuit. He'll be put in his place (again). Devin Moore was already convicted by an Alabama jury; it took them less than an hour to come to their conclusion.

I recently wrote an article on video games and violence, and hopefully it'll be on the site shortly after this case starts. Thompson has no case, period. I've been trying to contact him. I want to debate him.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I recently wrote an article on video games and violence, and hopefully it'll be on the site shortly after this case starts. Thompson has no case, period. I've been trying to contact him. I want to debate him.

Here, I'll play his part for you:

"Are all you pathetic little gamers this stupid? Jack Thompson is not pleased that you are harrassing him. Jack Thompson must fax this information to the local authorities and see your puny ass in court. *gurgle~~Fcplfgytg!?!.....* etc.

There, I've saved you some time.
 
snatches said:
I mean, when Last Tango in Paris came to theaters in 1967, was everybody running around all anal sex crazy with sticks of butter in their pants?
Those were the good times.
 
snatches said:
I mean, when Last Tango in Paris came to theaters in 1967, was everybody running around all anal sex crazy with sticks of butter in their pants?

I thought not.

no, but I believe that's when women started thinking, "hey, maybe I should trim my bush a little."
 
Killkernal said:
Here, I'll play his part for you:

"Are all you pathetic little gamers this stupid? Jack Thompson is not pleased that you are harrassing him. Jack Thompson must fax this information to the local authorities and see your puny ass in court. *gurgle~~Fcplfgytg!?!.....* etc.

There, I've saved you some time.

Perhaps. But, I doubt he could poke holes in my paper. He just has no argument, whatsoever.
 
DarienA said:
Does Thompson take medication?!?!?
Can't you read? The man is "officially certified sane"! :lol

I can't be bothered doing it myself but if someone mashed up a JT photo with this wig it'd definitely get a chuckle out of at least myself.
 
Rockstar and anyone else has the right to make whatever games they want. They're not to blame.

I'm a elementary school computer teacher, and the kids look up to me. I try to set a good example in the games I play and talk with them about. It really bothers me how many of them play rated M games. Even so, these are good kids who wouldn't go kill anyone, so obviously it doesn't affect them. But is it socially healthy to relish the violence in some of these games? Japan's top selling game is Dragon Quest and they go nuts for Final Fantasy. The top selling games in Europe are Soccer/Football and racing games. Why is it that the top sellers in North America are GTA and Halo? Can we do something about this? Is this even a problem? What's the real issue?

P.S. Jack Thompson is an ass.
 
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Your wish is my command.

(eh? where'd the source post go?).



As happy as I'm going to be to see jack ousted, the last thing we need is somebody credible to take his place.
 
There wasn´t a South Park episode where japanese tried to control mind american guys using videogames to attack USA?

Whatever, I will pass of this not because I think is unimportant. I will pass because there is no case here. This is just another show of Mr Thompson that won´t go any place.

The top selling games in Europe are Soccer/Football and racing games. Why is it that the top sellers in North America are GTA and Halo?

In the Europe I actually live, GTA is one of the most succesful games around, and Halo didn´t sell bad if I remember well. The same way that in america one of the most sold game is a football game, but nobody cares (and about Japan, just check one of the most popular mangas there, they are not about childs that take flowers in the country for what I know).

Elvis was the devil, Rock´n Roll was the devil, Motorbikes was the devil and after more devils (some of there actually present), videogames are the devil. Not a big deal. Part of the american society will remain haunting witchs for some generations more.
 
GTA is banned in some regions of Japan? News to me.

I like the whole "Oh, yeah, they thought i was unbalanced 15 years ago!" followed by the "and i was proved sane" ... like that means his mental state is unquestionable.

Yes, you were proved sane FIFTEEN YEARS AGO but you are obviously as mad as a bag of frogs RIGHT NOW.
 
DCharlie said:
GTA is banned in some regions of Japan? News to me.

I like the whole "Oh, yeah, they thought i was unbalanced 15 years ago!" followed by the "and i was proved sane" ... like that means his mental state is unquestionable.

Yes, you were proved sane FIFTEEN YEARS AGO but you are obviously as mad as a bag of frogs RIGHT NOW.

I'm pretty sure there's one southern-central Honshuu prefecture that's banned it. If I recall, it's near me in Shiga.

And yeah, this should be entertainment for the whole GAFamily.
 
JRPereira said:
jackthompson_troll.jpg


Your wish is my command.

(eh? where'd the source post go?).



As happy as I'm going to be to see jack ousted, the last thing we need is somebody credible to take his place.
Chuckle, chuckle, toilet trouble. The fact that it's labelled as troll hair and not Don King's makes it slightly better than I had anticipated. Thank you, good sir. Thank you.
 
I've got a theory that might sound a little out-there but bear with me.

Jack Thompson, as we all know, is a certifiable schizo. His statements are proof of that. But it's to an extreme that I wonder if anyone really does believe in *his* cause. Not just anti-video games, but *his* exact cause and word-for-word 'logic'.

I wonder, and here's the theoretical part, if Jack Thompson is just a scripted persona. Sure, he's a real living human being, but maybe his life and his image have been bought and he's basically just an actor. He acts so insane that nobody wants to agree with him on ANYTHING. Sociologically, he's made out to be a friggin' retard of epic proportions and his cause is therefore falsified itself. Could he be a puppet of the big gaming industry? Is he playing the villian everyone loves to hate?
 
LoGradeChili said:
I've got a theory that might sound a little out-there but bear with me.

Jack Thompson, as we all know, is a certifiable schizo. His statements are proof of that. But it's to an extreme that I wonder if anyone really does believe in *his* cause. Not just anti-video games, but *his* exact cause and word-for-word 'logic'.

I wonder, and here's the theoretical part, if Jack Thompson is just a scripted persona. Sure, he's a real living human being, but maybe his life and his image have been bought and he's basically just an actor. He acts so insane that nobody wants to agree with him on ANYTHING. Sociologically, he's made out to be a friggin' retard of epic proportions and his cause is therefore falsified itself. Could he be a puppet of the big gaming industry? Is he playing the villian everyone loves to hate?

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letter sent to Japanese ambasador

The Honorable Ryoko Kato
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary
Japan to the United States of America
2520 Massachusetts Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. Via Fax to 202-xxx-xxxx

Re: Sony's Ongoing Distribution of Violent and Pornographic Material to Minors in the United States


Dear Mr. Ambassador:

As a United States citizen who has been active and visible in opposing Sony's distribution of hyperviolent and sexually explicit video games to children in this country, I would respectfully request that your nation's government assist me in making this harmful distribution stop.

This request comes in the aftermath of recent news reports that certain local/regional governments in Japan will not allow, for example, the grotesque Sony/Take-Two/Rockstar Grand Theft Auto games to be sold to children in your country but Sony is more than delighted to distribute these games to our children in our country.

This is hypocrisy, and it must be remedied. Japan cannot allow to be done to our children what it will not allow to be done to its own.

Regards, Jack Thompson


Additional comments from Jacko

On its face the comment seems insensitive. But did Thompson really mean it the way it sounded? GamePolitics followed up with the self-described "anti-game crusader" via a series of e-mails.

GP: Jack - Some readers are taking offense to the Pearl Harbor comments in your press release, and I have to say that it does read as a somewhat insensitive remark. Would you care to comment on that section or elaborate further on what you were trying to convey?

JT: Insensitive? What the Japanese are doing to our kids is insensitive and racist. The Japanese have for a very long time dumped pornography into this country in a fashion they would not tolerate in their own country. It is another version of Pearl Harbor.

GP: By porn, I take it you mean violent video games? Are you referring to various Japanese-made game platforms? (i.e. PS2, Nintendo, etc.) But Take-Two is an American corp., and Rockstar an English subsidiary. Most of the games I can recall you criticizing over the years have been American-published....
(GTA, 25 to Life, Bully, The Warriors, The Sims, Blitz: The League, Everquest, Doom, etc.)

JT: Sony is a Japanese company.

GP: But Sony only makes the player. I don't recall you criticizing any of their titles in a major way. If you take that approach, wouldn't TV, VCR, and DVD player manufacturers be equally complicit? Since their products play violent movies and even actual porn? And are also needed to play video games?
Toshiba, etc.?

JT: GTA is a Sony/Take-Two game. It was made by Take-Two exclusively for Sony's Playstation 2. Sony has led the planet in the distribution of mainstream porn. I don't have time to document it for you. As for the offensiveness of the Pearl Harbor comment, it's accurate and it's needed. The Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent. There (sic) dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor.
 
I feel bad for all the aspiring trolls in the next 95 years or so, because Thompson already has Troll of the Century locked up. Awesome.
 
"Insensitive? What the Japanese are doing to our kids is insensitive and racist."

roofles. racist? The Japanese , by creating a machine that can run games made by the scottish, which then broke records in US and Europe, bringing (lets face it) happiness to most the people who played it... that's the modern definition of being racist?

"The Japanese have for a very long time dumped pornography into this country in a fashion they would not tolerate in their own country."

... huh? ... has he ever been to Japan??? this is laughably wrong.

"It is another version of Pearl Harbor."

... he has to use this because this is the only cultural reference that the hick idiots supporting this loon actually link with the Japanese.
"Sony is a Japanese company."

not answering the question and ignoring facts that don't fit the argument? Good luck in court!!

"GTA is a Sony/Take-Two game. It was made by Take-Two exclusively for Sony's Playstation 2."

... and the Xbox and the PC and now the PSP.

"I don't have time to document it for you."

I am talking out of my ass, and i'm making it up as i'm going on.
"As for the offensiveness of the Pearl Harbor comment, it's accurate and it's needed."

So he admits it IS offensive. It's accurate ... in good knows what way and it's not needed.
"The Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent."

bwahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"There (sic) dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor."

... now it's a slow motion version of Pearl Harbour?? that's some good smoking right there.

This isn't funny anymore, he's Kyles Mom. There are much BIGGER things to worry about that this total non-issue (like the several fucking WARS going on at the moment for instance!)
 
GP: But Sony only makes the player. I don't recall you criticizing any of their titles in a major way. If you take that approach, wouldn't TV, VCR, and DVD player manufacturers be equally complicit? Since their products play violent movies and even actual porn? And are also needed to play video games?
Toshiba, etc.?

JT: GTA is a Sony/Take-Two game. It was made by Take-Two exclusively for Sony's Playstation 2. Sony has led the planet in the distribution of mainstream porn. I don't have time to document it for you. As for the offensiveness of the Pearl Harbor comment, it's accurate and it's needed. The Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent. There (sic) dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor

Freaking classic. That's a perfect analogy, and it's exactly what Thompson is suggesting by attacking Sony like this.
 
Isn't his Sony comment also nulled by the fact that GTA has also appeared on Xbox? Obviously he has done extensive research on the topic.
 
Okay, that's it. Jack Thompson is clearly not a real lawyer, but our own Drinky Crow, trolling under a pseudonym and laughing at everyone suckered in by such an obvious fake character.

Am I right, or am I right?
 
Sony marketing should be cutting jack a check. To get the GTA series so interwine with the sony and playstation namebrands has got to be money in the bank
 
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