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[bishoptl]

So my ex and I took our son to the Dora The Explorer Pirate Adventure show last night - as far as musical theater goes, it was mildly entertaining, the kids loved it, and while the monkey guy's costume was a little too tight for a kids' show, it was definitely money well spent all round. Thumbs up to Dora and the crew.

But the women! All over the auditorium there were lovely ladies everywhere squiring around their sprogs and looking *good*. Damn. Sure, there were a few chub-thumpers around, but the ratio of hotties was pleasantly high, even for Vancouver.

Today's TimTip: Guys, you wanna meet good looking ladies? Go alone to events where kids are, then ask them if their mommies are around. You're sure to be the center of attention in no time!

 

[robertsan21]

Milf city here i come!!!

oh wait i live in malta and the moms around here have beard

wish i was in sweden now...we have the best women in the world!

 

[Gameplay>Graphics]

So my ex and I took our son to the Dora The Explorer Pirate Adventure show last night - as far as musical theater goes, it was mildly entertaining, the kids loved it, and while the monkey guy's costume was a little too tight for a kids' show, it was definitely money well spent all round. Thumbs up to Dora and the crew.

But the women! All over the auditorium there were lovely ladies everywhere squiring around their sprogs and looking *good*. Damn. Sure, there were a few chub-thumpers around, but the ratio of hotties was pleasantly high, even for Vancouver.

Today's TimTip: Guys, you wanna meet good looking ladies? Go alone to events where kids are, then ask them if their mommies are around. You're sure to be the center of attention in no time!

No offense, but what the hell is a sprog and where do I get one?

 

[bishoptl]

insert tab "A" into slot "B" repeatedly, then wait 9 months

oh wait i live in malta and the moms around here have beard

:lol :lol

 

[Gameplay>Graphics]

insert tab "A" into slot "B" repeatedly, then wait 9 months


:lol :lol

Ah, ok. You should have just called them "little ear irritants". But seriously, how is the "talent" in Canada. (Just in case they bring back the draft.)

 

[darscot]

My wife was at the show. I guess I'll take this thread as a compliment. :lol

 

[Shogmaster]

Ah, ok. You should have just called them "little ear irritants". But seriously, how is the "talent" in Canada. (Just in case they bring back the draft.)

Bish lives in Vancouver BC, and let me tell you.... the whole damn city is VERY talented in that regard. VERY.

 

[Laguna X]

insert tab "A" into slot "B" repeatedly, then wait 9 months


:lol :lol

So you guys call em "sprogs" in Canada? Around here (CT, USA), we call em "baggage".

 

[bishoptl]

Bish lives in Vancouver BC, and let me tell you.... the whole damn city is VERY talented in that regard. VERY.

It's ridiculous, is what it is. Summer is even nuttier.

Everytime I see Shog's nick, I read "Shoghamster"

 

[Shogmaster]

It's ridiculous, is what it is. Summer is even nuttier.

Everytime I see Shog's nick, I read "Shoghamster"

Being dislexic won't be counted against you in your MILF hunting endeavor. GO GET 'EM!

 

[Ripclawe]

well now...

 

[whytemyke]

isn't bish black?

black people dont live in canada. you people are LIARZ

 

[bishoptl]

No hunting here, just appreciating nature's wonders.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

That's nothing... Come to a DC area R. Kelly, Destiny's Child, Will Downing, Usher or Chris Rock show.

You'll have re-newed faith in female beauty. I know I did.

 

[Matlock]

note: if you're not handsome, bish's tip will only make you look like a pedo