NYT: Comey Memo Says Trump Asked Him to End Flynn Investigation

Lmao. Rip Spicer.
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So we're going to get a few White House denials that he ever did this, followed by an interview or tweet in the next day or two in which he says that he did it.
 
Never piss off the intelligence community.

They wouldn't be called the intelligence community if they weren't good at digging stuff up or making sure they have a fallback in place.
 
No wonder Comey was reportedly delighted at the idea of there being recordings.

I wonder if there's any chance of getting hands on them before they are destroyed.
 
TRUMP: You had better HOPE I don't have TAPES!!!

COMEY: You have tapes? Fuck yeah! Bring it on.


Comey probably saw Trump's "threat" as an easy way to backup all his records.


COMEY: You have tapes too? Neat! You know what's funny, I've got some records too. omg we should compare them in front of a committee, wouldn't that be FUN?!

I wanna hear what's in the ones that are classified.
 
This was inevitable. Did Trump think there weren't a bunch of people loyal to Comey in the FBI who wouldn't fuck with him? Oh wait I forgot he doesn't think.
 
So we're going to get a few White House denials that he ever did this, followed by an interview or tweet in the next day or two in which he says that he did it.

Trump will tweet to a link from a Russia Today News segment claiming he did nothing wrong. Turd has zero self awareness.
 
TRUMP: You had better HOPE I don't have TAPES!!!

COMEY: You have tapes? Fuck yeah! Bring it on.


Comey probably saw Trump's "threat" as an easy way to backup all his records.

You know Trump's going to release tapes that are clearly just Donald Trump doing a terrible Comey impression. "I'm Comey whoever-he-is, I'm the FBI. Donald Trump, the greatest President the world has ever seen, has never told me to do anything illegal. I'm so bad at my job. I guess I'll lie about some things and be discovered by this guy who is yugely smarter than me. Derpy do."
 
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