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[TheCochese]

Trump just boasted to @USCG cadets about how much he’s ‘saved them’ on the F-35 and Ford class carriers. The Coast Guard operates neither...

https://twitter.com/sethmoulton/status/864882314878353409

I would bet a million dollars he just thinks the CG is a division of the Navy.

 

[dallow_bg]

I would bet a million dollars he just thinks the CG is a division of the Navy.

Oh for sure.

 

[Dead Prince]

Trump just boasted to @USCG cadets about how much he’s ‘saved them’ on the F-35 and Ford class carriers. The Coast Guard operates neither...

https://twitter.com/sethmoulton/status/864882314878353409

Which defense should we pull for this

 

[sturgboski]

I'm just happy this whole thing will keep Alec Baldwin and Melissa McCarthy busy.

 

[greycolumbus]

Trump just boasted to @USCG cadets about how much he’s ‘saved them’ on the F-35 and Ford class carriers. The Coast Guard operates neither...

https://twitter.com/sethmoulton/status/864882314878353409

I figured that was going to be a goof when he said it. I cant remember if he even had any specifics about the Coast Guard.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

Christ I'd forgotten that blunder. Have we even seen peak moron from these people yet?

We aren't even halfway into the season, and the over arching story seems to be coming to a major turning point.

We will have to wait and see how these moronic characters in this crazy, unbelievable, depressing, idiotic story react when they are truly under pressure.

 

[Beer Monkey]

 

[Kard8p3]

Which defense should we pull for this

"He just mean the USA as a whole."

 

[n00bsauce87]

I heard that there is no planned press briefing today. Can anyone confirm that?

 

[jiiikoo]

I heard that there is no planned press briefing today. Can anyone confirm that?

There is not.

 

[mjp2417]

I heard that there is no planned press briefing today. Can anyone confirm that?

Yep, no presser

 

[RustyNails]

I would bet a million dollars he just thinks the CG is a division of the Navy.

They wear uniform, carry weapons and ride boats. Same thing! Our military is the best

 

[soldat7]

I would bet a million dollars he just thinks the CG is a division of the Navy.

Boats + Water = Navy

Duh.

 

[Tovarisc]

Sen. Lisa Murkowski
Like many Alaskans, I’m concerned about the continuous and often conflicting reports about President Trump, the FBI and Russia.

https://twitter.com/lisamurkowski/status/864886633988075520

 

[Darryl M R]

Sen. Lisa Murkowski
Like many Alaskans, I’m concerned about the continuous and often conflicting reports about President Trump, the FBI and Russia.

https://twitter.com/lisamurkowski/status/864886633988075520

This is a Republican. Nice.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Goddam lol

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

I can see the headline now...

"FIREFIGHT AT WHITEHOUSE AS FBI MOVES TO ARREST TRUMP".

 

[ahoyhoy]

Sen. Lisa Murkowski
Like many Alaskans, I’m concerned about the continuous and often conflicting reports about President Trump, the FBI and Russia.

https://twitter.com/lisamurkowski/status/864886633988075520

She doesn't take sides. She could easily be referring to anti-Trump reports as "conflicting".

 

[Kurdel]

 

[Garrett 2U]

She doesn't take sides. She could easily be referring to anti-Trump reports as "conflicting".

If you read the smaller text, the real news is a republican senator calling for an independent commission or special prosecutor.

 

[Tovarisc]

I can see the headline now...

"FIREFIGHT AT WHITEHOUSE AS FBI MOVES TO ARREST TRUMP".

I highly doubt USSS would put up physical fight if e.g. FBI had lawful order to arrest President.

 

[oreomunsta]

I wonder if someone asked to quiet the crying baby at the speech, but I guess it'd be awkward since the baby is behind the podium :/

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

I'm just happy this whole thing will keep Alec Baldwin and Melissa McCarthy Cecily Strong busy.

FTFY.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-for-sean-spicers-job/?utm_term=.189a0615d4bf

 

[MotherFan]

I highly doubt USSS would put up physical fight if e.g. FBI had lawful order to arrest President.

He could only be lawfully arrested if we was convicted by the senate or resigned.

 

[RPGCrazied]

That was literally a campaign rally. How can these people salute this man? I'd so would be finding a way to leave the service.

 

[Master Yoshi]

I can think of one.

 

[kaskade]

Well it seems like we are getting lots of requests for the memos and more GOP lawmakers asking for investigations. These next few weeks and months are going to be interesting.

 

[NandoGip]

I can see the headline now...

"FIREFIGHT AT WHITEHOUSE AS FBI MOVES TO ARREST TRUMP".

If this were a game, it'd be pretty sick if there were Russian sleeper agents in the white house. You'd have to fight through the hallways blowing people apart with M16's and katanas, just to arrive to face Trump as the final boss.

The final battle culminates with Trump revealing the conspiracy, as he challenges you to a katana battle while he's in his power suit

 

[bsp]

I can see the headline now...

"FIREFIGHT AT WHITEHOUSE AS FBI MOVES TO ARREST TRUMP".

I'd like to think the USSS would handcuff him themselves and let out a sigh of relief.

 

[Tovarisc]

https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/864890594996486144

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864890381384724480

 

[Robdraggoo]

Well it seems like we are getting lots of requests for the memos and more GOP lawmakers asking for investigations. These next few weeks and months are going to be interesting.

You mean days?

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

If this were a game, it'd be pretty sick if there were Russian sleeper agents in the white house. You'd have to fight through the hallways blowing people apart with M16's and katanas, just to arrive to face Trump as the final boss.

The final battle culminates with Trump revealing the conspiracy, as he challenges you to a katana battle while he's in his power suit

Trump is not fucking Solidus, RIP John Cyan.
He's the Patriot's puppet President grabbing [who he thinks is a] women by the pussy

Kojima the prophet

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Love Hodgman.

 

[Kusagari]

McCain, Graham, Heller and Murkowski are now calling for an independent commission or special prosecutor.

 

[jiiikoo]

Not relevant, like at all.

 

[Ithil]

He didn't even say "US politician", he just said "politician", as in no politician in human history. What a baby.

 

[sc0la]

Boats + Water = Navy

Duh.

Land Boats + Land = Army
Sky Boats + Sky = Air Force

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Trump just boasted to @USCG cadets about how much he’s ‘saved them’ on the F-35 and Ford class carriers. The Coast Guard operates neither...

https://twitter.com/sethmoulton/status/864882314878353409

Fake News

Trump made the F35 so good that they can now land on Cutters

 

[gutter_trash]

Sen. Lisa Murkowski
Like many Alaskans, I’m concerned about the continuous and often conflicting reports about President Trump, the FBI and Russia.

https://twitter.com/lisamurkowski/status/864886633988075520

You go girl! Do the right thing

 

[Beartruck]

I highly doubt USSS would put up physical fight if e.g. FBI had lawful order to arrest President.

Doesn't Trump have some private security also though? They might not stand down.

 

[Tranqueris]

Things must be really bad at the WH.

This seems like something that would be easy to track down for people looking for leaks..

Hmm actually nevermind, would not be surprised if there was a ton of young people working there for whatever reason.

 

[Evolved1]

Things must be really bad at the WH.

This reads like republican snark.

Republicans are super bad at satire... so apologies if I'm misreading, I just assumed.

 

[Maxim726X]

I can think of one.

Did this politician in question have emails, though?

Electronic.Fucking.Mail.

 

[Bronx-Man]

McCain, Graham, Heller and Murkowski are now calling for an independent commission or special prosecutor.

Things are looking pretty good all of a sudden.

 

[Insane Metal]

Ouch lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[jiiikoo]

This reads like republican snark.

Republicans are super bad at satire... so apologies if I'm misreading, I just assumed.

nvm. I was corrected.

 

[TheCochese]

If you're implying that I'm a Rep. then you totally misread... I was just stating that if the really low-level people at the WH are beginning to be affected by all of this, things really are bad there.

The reporter was making a joke. Although I'm not sure who he was supposed to be lampooning.

 

[Darryl M R]

If you're implying that I'm a Rep. then you totally misread... I was just stating that if the really low-level people at the WH are beginning to be affected by all of this, things really are bad there.

I'm not familiar with that Twitter user but it can be read like it is sarcasm. I believe that is what the person who quoted you is implying.

 

[jiiikoo]

The reporter was making a joke. Although I'm not sure who he was supposed to be lampooning.

Oh.

I'm not familiar with that Twitter user but it can be read like it is sarcasm. I believe that is what the person who quoted you is implying.

Seems to be the case.

 

[dallow_bg]

If you're implying that I'm a Rep. then you totally misread... I was just stating that if the really low-level people at the WH are beginning to be affected by all of this, things really are bad there.

The tweet was a joke.

Edit. Beaten.