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Powerball jackpot climbs to $700,000,000 for Wednesdays drawing
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criesofthepast
Member
Been waiting for this moment for a while where I could implement the formula I have been working on for about 3 years now. I spent $3800 on tickets for this jackpot. I know I will make my money back and then some and using the formula have raised my odds greatly at winning the jackpot. Good luck, guys! 🕶
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Do you live in a closet at a private school for super smart people?
Could you throw a football over those mountains if only coach had put you in?
I don't know about paying off student loans but I'd start a scholarship called the "goku would beat up superman scholarship" and give a full ride to 5 students with the best essay each year.This thread is all the altruism. I love it.
Too bad none of us will win
Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
same, I've got a system
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
I've already thought out the different family trust funds I'd set up if I win, but fuck it:
If I win, I'll start the Evilore Education Fund for GAFers Who Can't Reed Gud.
If I win, I'll start the Evilore Education Fund for GAFers Who Can't Reed Gud.
hiphoptherobot
Member
My system was to buy 5 quick pick tickets. But I am feeling lucky. Don't worry though, I will spread the wealth.
I expect a trip to Japan when you win.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system doesn't work for winning the lotto.
But can you prove the existence of god with your formula?
I GOT YOU TOO.
NoctisVsStar
Member
Good luck everyone, I played a few bucks cause you never know?
If I win Ima go Bruce Wayne all over New York City.
If I win Ima go Bruce Wayne all over New York City.
elrechazado
Banned
If only there were some appropriate Simpsons gif to capture this lottery hysteria.
The Driver
Member
I don't remember, is this higher than the last time there was lotto hysteria like a year or two back?
I think in total I spent about $40-$50 on tickets that time and I won like $20 back but I don't think I ever collected, just couldn't muster up the fucks after seeing the winner last time lmao.
I think in total I spent about $40-$50 on tickets that time and I won like $20 back but I don't think I ever collected, just couldn't muster up the fucks after seeing the winner last time lmao.
NoctisVsStar
Member
Good luck to you as well
Can I be your Robin? I am really scrappy.
Fair enough.
It's somewhat frequent throughout the year (not to this degree) People get really hype when it hits 300mil.
YES!
Walker_Boh
Member
I got you as well since I just entered the grace period for my student loans. I would love to not worry about that.
LyleLanley
Banned
Schucky Ducky
Banned
BlazinSkatinAxel
Member
More importantly, could you score 4 touchdowns in a single game?
hiphoptherobot
Member
Seriously though, if someone won that wanted to make a difference and help clean up some of this mess that Trump has created what would be the best charities or organizations to donate to? Obviously I probably won't win but I always wonder what the best use of the money would actually be.
Ah ya. Woke up in time to get my golden ticket.
My quickpick contains my birthday, and my age I am turning very soon. Screw your system chaos reigns. The stars and sun and moon are aligning! This is my time! Gonna get that rich stuff. Just go ahead and PM me all your sob stories and investment ideas now.
My quickpick contains my birthday, and my age I am turning very soon. Screw your system chaos reigns. The stars and sun and moon are aligning! This is my time! Gonna get that rich stuff. Just go ahead and PM me all your sob stories and investment ideas now.
mentallyinept
Banned
Yup. 10:59 PM Eastern.
Gaffers buying multiple tickets:
When someone says "I told you you wouldn't win":
"Why didn't you tell the rest of us!?"
When a gaffer wins:
I just want you to know that I believe in you. Early grats.
NoctisVsStar
Member
There's a Simpson gif for every situation in life.
I need the money to do good in this world.. and entertain myself as well.
Aizo
Banned
Trusting you. Don't screw me on this.
User Name Here
Member
Says the 777th poster... 🤔
The only system that works is playing all your life then winning when your too old to do anything with it.
Captain Zyrain
Member
Whose gonna be the big winner!
If I could bring back a show it would be the Sarah Conner Chronicles. I got into it super late. Binged until I got close to the end only to find out the show was canceled.
NoctisVsStar
Member
I won't forget you.
Is there a Simpsons gif for there being a Simpsons gif for everything?
TangerineCloud
Banned
Bought 7 tickets. Not expecting much, but *shrug*
WizardofPeace
Member
Good thing im starting early then...
BlazinSkatinAxel
Member
I went to the store was given a QP for GA Lottery instead of powerball, I went back to the store and have them switched out. I wonder what if those numbers win? Dun dun dun.. Oh well.
I just want to help some people.
I just want to help some people.