The Road to PS5: Official Stream

guys get ready :








Hype train is about to leave the station with thanks to the captain CJY CJY

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I present my PS5 Rap.

9.4, whos at the door.
Oh its Mark Cerny, are you ready whores?
I want a TFlop, thats bigger than my cock
I want so many flops, bitch I swear I'll never stop
Show the Specs, Show us your pecs.
I promise I'll be nice, I have lots of sex!
Show us some games, otherwise you're lame.
Show us the price, whilst I eat some rice.
Show me the gpu, so I can say I see through you.
Backwards compat, Sony rocking six packs.
So much fire, I think we're all under attack.
Kamikazes going nuts, oh my god im gonna nut.
I just saw Mark Cernys Butt, now give me that good 9.4 stuff!
Kanye, Cerny, Kojima, I think we got genius fever.
Just please oh please dear Cerny, don't show us fucking FIFA.
I want to see the PS5, I want to forget about Corona.

I just saw the logo, and fuck I got a boner.


insert interlude played by a naked Phil Spencer on a saxophone which is covered in unsold copies of Death Stranding.
 
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Wooot let's do this!!!

I hope we get to see a game or two.. after all that's what the PS brand is all about
 
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I ask you politely to please not derail this read and ruin the enjoyment for everyone. Keep it classy and of course, lets not forget this thread is for the viewing and discussing everything as it happens live. Thank you
 
Considering how Xbox One games looked the same or better than PS4 games, Sony will need at least 20TF PS5 to match 12TF of XSX

edit: Sorry i made mistake. I meant "looked better" not that they were better.
 
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