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[yurqqa]

Looks like I need to find some vertical space.
Looks like better even not try to put it horizontally.

 

[Cleared_Hot]

It is what it is, after you get it in my entertainment stand, i never look at it. Just so it lays flat, but those vents are dust magnets and hard to clean

It is what it is? What the hell does that even mean?

 

[Kumomeme]

we can try locate ps5 building now

 

[Skyr]

That's seriously the ugliest design I have seen in a long time.

Like, comically bad.

What you don't like pistachios?

 

[jdforge]

Ok I lied. Horizontal it looks...I can't even.

Duck beak?

 

[Eliciel]

I liked the look. I personally just don't know how to cool it. Very challenging design to cool it properly...would have thought of it being thicker tbh.

 

[Gamer79]

So you can't lay it on it's side??? It's impossible for me to have it standing with my setup....

Yes

 

[Sub_Level]

 

[Ovek]

The design is fine if a little over designed. Prefer the more simple industrial look of the new xbox more.

 

[BigLee74]

Unsurprisingly, every single one of the Sony All-Stars on this forum thinks it looks amazing. Every single one.

Meanwhile, in the real world, anybody with eyes has both recoiled in disgust and pissed their pants laughing.

That thing is hideous, and will stick out like a sore thumb in most living rooms. Definitely one to be locked away like a ginger stepchild.

 

[cireza]

This is going to collect dust like not other console before it.

 

[Nikana]

Duck beak?

It looks like a pizza puff that was microwaved too long and exploded on one side

 

[Kdad]

Any pic of the digital version horizontally placed?

Yes...page one of this thread.

 

[Zoro7]

I think it looks amazing. Same old black boxes are getting old. What a fantastic show by Sony.

 

[dorkimoe]

It is what it is? Ok boomer

lol is that a boomer saying? thanks for contributing to the conversation

 

[nickname_esco]

Looks like a toy/router

 

[Stilton Disco]

Gorgeous.

Unique, stylish and with a sense of fun that is completely missing from the starkly utilitarian design of the XSX.

It's possibly my favourite ever console design.

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

It looks ok standing up but it's just ugly horizontally....

My god, just when I thought it couldn't get any uglier.

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

Bootleg knock off chinese console A E S T I C

Dafq!? You're back Berpe and MiyazakiHatesKojima didn't make a thread?

 

[jdforge]

we can try locate ps5 building now

Somewhere in Dubai I reckon.

 

[leo-j]

I'd rather a chimney w a vent on top.

 

[Manwithoutfear]

Maybe. Is that an issue?

just a silly design choice. i've never had a console before that requires a stand to lay flat lol.

 

[Kacho]

This is hands down the ugliest console ever made

 

[Shizumapower]

PS5 Haptic Feedback Chairs

 

[benjohn]

Loved it to death. It's the most beautiful console ever

 

[ManaByte]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

...I mean gamepad is perfect BUT what the fuck is that shit?
And it means I will pay extra for that "design", because it doesn't look like a cheap box.

Ugly ports right on front too.

Looks like an old school USB port right in the middle of the system. I think that's a micro USB beside it.

It seems Sony made this curvy shell to cover up the giant sawtooth vents on the top and bottom of the system that wraps around entire console.

 

[killatopak]

Yes...page one of this thread.

Digital version. Which means no disc drive. There a very noticeable disc slot in this pic.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I remember when folks bitched about the Gamecube when it was unveiled, and mocked the controller. Now, folks speak fondly of said controller, and no one cares what the Gamecube looked like.

The games are all that matters, and I will buy a PS5 at launch.

Loved and still love the Gamecube. This looks like something a shit artist in Second Life would make after fucking a Pringles can.

 

[LordCBH]

I can already hear that fan approaching warp speed.

 

[ethomaz]

Yes...page one of this thread.

That is the non-digital one... look at the disc tray.
The digital one is all white in that part.

 

[brap]

Dafq!? You're back Berpe and MiyazakiHatesKojima didn't make a thread?

he did doe

 

[Nikana]

Yes...page one of this thread.

He said digital version.

 

[thicc_girls_are_teh_best]

It seems to have the same height profile as XSX but it's definitely thinner all around, so that's pretty interesting. I like that they're trying for some styling here; might take a while for it to grow on me but the two-tone color approach could work out.

Honestly I'm WAY more surprised with there being two SKUs, did NOT expect that, even with the earlier rumors. I'm wondering if the Amazon listing wasn't such a "mistake" after all. And not just that, one of the seems to be discless, so I guess there really is a market for that type of system. I wonder tho if that one will also have a smaller storage capacity (I'd expect the speed and SSD performance to be the same, however).

 

[Lupin3]

Yes, right near the very end of the stream they flash it that way.

Daffy fucking Duck!

 

[JustP_Gaming]

It looks super dated.

 

[FranXico]

Looks like a router. Clearly intended to be set up vertically.

It's alright. More curvy than what we would expect from Sony.

I hope they tell us more about BC soon.

 

[uNsIs]

Any photoshop talent can turn it to black?

 

[Lady Bird]

I think the console looks sleek, but was never a fan of the controller.

 

[eastwood333]

Loved it to death. It's the most beautiful console ever

Most powerful Sony console, yes

 

[Phil-NeoGAF]

Looks like a router.
What a shit design

This.

 

[Vindicator]

As long as its quiet idc, gonna look at the screen anyway.

 

[TurboSpeed]

Bad photoshop but still better in black when you can´t see the crazy design so much! =)

 

[Kdad]

Digital version. Which means no disc drive. There a very noticeable disc slot in this pic.

As...sorry, missed that specification...no pic of it in the stream...

 

[Cleared_Hot]

The design is fine if a little over designed. Prefer the more simple industrial look of the new xbox more.

I would've preferred something in between like Sony normally does. I want subtlety. I also want it all black

 

[killatopak]

Bad photoshop but still better in black when you can´t see the crazy design so much! =)

Spray painting mine.

 

[Frogman_676]

fucking ugly, but i like the devil horns. lml/

7.5/10

 

[Aceofspades]

AMAZING ❤❤

 

[transformer]

I'm used to boxed shaped things. That's not a box. That being said, I think it looked quite good.

 

[Greatest Of All Time]

Looks like a vag.

And I can hear the internal fans kicking into jet engine mode already. The rumors about cooling issues were definitely true.

So they designed a vagina shaped console where the hot air would blow out like a queef. Guessing you press the clit to turn it on?