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Everyone on Earth has to press a button

Which button do you press?

  • Blue

    Votes: 104 41.4%
  • Red

    Votes: 147 58.6%

  • Total voters
    251
Some proportion of the red pushers will understand the stupidity of the game, and will agonise over the choices the people they want to keep around might make.
 
Billions of people will likely press the blue button out of idealism and prosocial inclinations.
Yes but i don't trust the vast majority of people are idealists enough to press the blue button in the end. So even if i am an idealist myself, would i really want to kill myself to prove it?

this is 100% a matter of gambling/betting what the end result will be and i bet the end result would be way more red buttons, especially if the voting is private. Me pressing the blue button because i would love to save others who also pressed the same wouldn't change anything, i would only add myself in the dead people list. Because that's what i think humanity would choose and i'm about 95% sure for that. Maybe 70-80% if the vote is public.


Not murdering billions of people including your own loved ones? The only reason to pick red is if you think humans as a species are so base that not even a majority would agree to not commit mass genocide to save their own skin.
You not pressing the red button to save yourself doesn't make me a murdered. If you want to gamble then it's 100% your responsibility, not mine.

And yes, i don't trust the vast majority of humans, at all. I bet the majority would press the red button and more than half of people who claim they would press the blue one, would press the red button anyway.

Sorry but pressing the blue button doesn't mean you are saving people, it means you are adding yourself to the relatively small dead people pile.
 
It's a really simple odds question dressed up as something profound. If you had to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger would you pick a revolver with at least one bullet in it or one that you know had no bullets? Red is the revolver without any bullets in this case.
Except there are consequences for other people - people who would risk their own lives to save yours.
 
Except there are consequences for other people - people who would risk their own lives to save yours.
Ok so you are an idealist and want to save people from themselves, i get it. I want that too but the real question is, do you really TRUST the vast majority thinks this way and will push through? Would you really press the blue button even though you most certainly know you will be in a very small minority and you won't be saving anyone anyway? Would you literally die on that hill to prove something?
 
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Yes but i don't trust the vast majority of people are idealists enough to press the blue button in the end. So even if i am an idealist myself, would i really want to kill myself to prove it?
For the record, the majority of respondents on Twitter did press blue.
 
For the record, the majority of respondents on Twitter did press blue.
Yes, because it's not a real scenario so it's easier to virtue signal to ourselves and/or others.

Real question, what do you think the result would be if this was an actual real scenario? I'm not asking you what button would you press, just the result.
 
Yes, because it's not a real scenario so it's easier to virtue signal to ourselves and/or others.

Real question, what do you think the result would be if this was an actual real scenario? I'm not asking you what button would you press, just the result.
Red, with billions dying.
 
Yes, because it's not a real scenario so it's easier to virtue signal to ourselves and/or others.

Real question, what do you think the result would be if this was an actual real scenario? I'm not asking you what button would you press, just the result.
Honestly, I'd say you're probably right and I think the result would be red in such a scenario, yes. Especially if the vote was private. The results in this poll here is what I expected.
 
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Actually wait, I didn't read that carefully enough. If everyone presses the red button, no one dies either? If that's true, then I press the red button.
 
Actually wait, I didn't read that carefully enough. If everyone presses the red button, no one dies either? If that's true, then I press the red button.
Yes that's true, but that's extremely unrealistic. A good share would pick blue. 100% of either color means everyone survives, so it doesn't matter what you pick then, but there's no way to guarantee that.
 
I believe 80% will vote red, I don't mind losing 20% of the population.
The only issue I would have is making sure everyone I know pick red.
 
More than 50% of the world lives on under $10 a day. Maybe I'm a pessimist, but I suspect the overwhelming majority of them are going to press red - they have less to lose and potentially more to gain out of this drastic near-reset.

Add in the wealthier people who simply want to press red to survive.

I'm fairly confident the blue tally won't be passing 50%.

So, red it is.
 
The results in this poll here is what I expected.
And keep in mind, this is a thought experiment and not a real scenario. People love to feel good about themselves when they are safe. The red voters are just the ones who openly admit they would press the red button and almost surely they would not change their vote in a real case scenario.

The blue votes include people who would vote otherwise if this was a real case scenario. And at least a few people who would chicken out the very last moment. Basically the blue voters have a much bigger chance of changing their vote to red in a real scenario. So expect the "real" poll to be even more skewed against blue.
 
Yes that's true, but that's extremely unrealistic. A good share would pick blue. 100% of either color means everyone survives, so it doesn't matter what you pick then, but there's no way to guarantee that.
Mm, I feel like I could make it a tougher question. Let's see... :pie_thinking:

Everyone on Earth has to press either a red or a blue button. If 50% or more of people press the blue button, everyone lives. If over 85% of people press the red button, everyone dies. If it's anything between that, everyone who pressed red lives and everyone who pressed blue dies.

I'd press blue to that btw.
 
Despite my generally misanthropic nature, I do see a problem with killing a blue minority as you will be left with less nice well meaning people overall even if 'it is their fault'.
 
Despite my generally misanthropic nature, I do see a problem with killing a blue minority as you will be left with less nice well meaning people overall even if 'it is their fault'.
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And keep in mind, this is a thought experiment and not a real scenario. People love to feel good about themselves when they are safe. The red voters are just the ones who openly admit they would press the red button and almost surely they would not change their vote in a real case scenario.

The blue votes include people who would vote otherwise if this was a real case scenario. And at least a few people who would chicken out the very last moment. Basically the blue voters have a much bigger chance of changing their vote to red in a real scenario. So expect the "real" poll to be even more skewed against blue.
Oh, absolutely. There are simply way more arguments I could make for red being picked over blue on an individual level. It's part of why I believe red would win. With the way the world works, it is simply a reasonable expectation to have.

Mm, I feel like I could make it a tougher question. Let's see... :pie_thinking:

Everyone on Earth has to press either a red or a blue button. If 50% or more of people press the blue button, everyone lives. If over 85% of people press the red button, everyone dies. If it's anything between that, everyone who pressed red lives and everyone who pressed blue dies.

I'd press blue to that btw.
Well, sure, but the point of the question isn't to make it a hard choice per say, it is to have predictable outcomes so as to test yourself. Your scenario is just too difficult to predict then, so the outcome might start getting into gambling territory. All the original question tests at the end of the day is "is your guaranteed survival more important than everything else". It works because it offers a simple choice and predictable consequences for your choice.
 
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Well, sure, but the point of the question isn't to make it a hard choice per say, it is to have predictable outcomes so as to test yourself. Your scenario is just too difficult to predict then, so the outcome might start getting into gambling territory. All the original question tests at the end of the day is "is your guaranteed survival more important than everything else". It works because it offers a simple choice and predictable consequences for your choice.
I guess if your inclination is to press red, then yeah it does make it about gambling lol, but as someone who'd press blue, my new question makes it more about "would you be willing to maybe sacrifice yourself to let others live?"
 
Despite my generally misanthropic nature, I do see a problem with killing a blue minority as you will be left with less nice well meaning people overall even if 'it is their fault'.
Suicidal empathy is the worst kind of 'well meaning', if you empathize more with criminals than with victims, if you empathize more with illegal immigrants than native born citizens, then you are a danger to the society you dwell in and you are the cause of more misery and suffering instead of whatever it is you think you are doing

If the world could be rid of judges who release repeat offending criminals 48 times before they finally murder someone, then the world would become a better place for example
 
Despite my generally misanthropic nature, I do see a problem with killing a blue minority as you will be left with less nice well meaning people overall even if 'it is their fault'.
First of all, not being able to save someone from themselves doesn't mean you are killing them. It's on them.

Secondly, i don't think pressing the blue button is a smart move. Why is that? Ask yourself the same question i did, regardless of what do you want to press, what do you really think the end result will be?

Everyone who is smart or realist enough knows it's going to be red. Good person or bad person, we know it's red.

Being smart or realist doesn't make you a bad person. The most well meaning person on earth can also be smart enough to not kill themselves for nothing.

So yeah, even though most of the dead blue voters will be well meaning people, they will also be the dumber ones. Yeah, i can say it, it's not like it's a real scenario so i'm not offending the dead. Dumber well meaning people don't necessarily make the world a better place, in fact i would argue they make it worse. So i think humanity would not become a post apocalyptic nightmare or something.
 
Suicidal empathy is the worst kind of 'well meaning', if you empathize more with criminals than with victims, if you empathize more with illegal immigrants than native born citizens, then you are a danger to the society you dwell in and you are the cause of more misery and suffering instead of whatever it is you think you are doing

If the world could be rid of judges who release repeat offending criminals 48 times before they finally murder someone, then the world would become a better place for example
Your subroutines are malfunctioning.
 
First of all, not being able to save someone from themselves doesn't mean you are killing them. It's on them.

Secondly, i don't think pressing the blue button is a smart move. Why is that? Ask yourself the same question i did, regardless of what do you want to press, what do you really think the end result will be?

Everyone who is smart or realist enough knows it's going to be red. Good person or bad person, we know it's red.

Oh I would instinctively pick red.

But the test is more about judging other people than your own choice. I don't feel that all the people I am fond of would vote the same way.

But I'm not confident of what the winning button would be. I would just hope that the result either way would be an either unchanged or more tolerable world.
(Being smart doesn't automatically qualify one as more tolerable).

I resent the choice because it is nothing more than totally unnecessary death by psychological manipulation. At that point you might just as well say 'fuck it, It's not my fault, go red'.
 
I guess if your inclination is to press red, then yeah it does make it about gambling lol, but as someone who'd press blue, my new question makes it more about "would you be willing to maybe sacrifice yourself to let others live?"
Hehe, actually, full disclosure, even if it might seem like I'm simping hard for red here, because to me, it seems like the most likely outcome, I actually picked blue myself in this poll and most likely would still pick blue if presented with a real choice on the matter, assuming same conditions.

Here's my choice:
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I'm not going to go into why (though it's probably not what you think), but just because, realistically, I think red would win, doesn't mean I'm necessarily inclined to pick it.
 
Is it a sudden "you have 30 seconds to decide" out of nowhere vote or is there like a 6 month lead up, where you can discuss it with your family and friends?
 
I'm not going to go into why (though it's probably not what you think), but just because, realistically, I think red would win, doesn't mean I'm necessarily inclined to pick it.
If you think red would win then why pick blue knowing it will kill you without even benefiting someone else?

I know you said you don't want to go into it but you can't just say something so controversial and leave everyone hanging :messenger_grinning_sweat:

I'm going to bet it's an afterlife/religion thing


Is it a sudden "you have 30 seconds to decide" out of nowhere vote or is there like a 6 month lead up, where you can discuss it with your family and friends?
That's actually a good question. Not only you don't have time to discuss it, you don't even have enough time to fully analyze the choices and might instinctively go for the one that looks better momentarily..

I think in that case i would simply panic and choose whatever doesn't kill me before i know why it did.
 
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The context in which the vote is being conducted would largely determine the outcome I think (is there a lengthy public discussion period, or does time stop and everyone has to answer individually on the spot with zero ability to discuss with anyone? are children voting? etc.), but it's an interesting scenario either way.

If there's a public discussion period (like an election) and children have to vote: an unbeatable consensus will quickly form around 'everyone press Blue', because it's the only option which can prevent children killing themselves.

Public discussion period but children (and the mentally incapable etc.) excluded: I still think a consensus forms around 'everyone press Blue' and it still wins.

Time stops, zero consultation, children etc. excluded is the best chance for a Red victory.
 
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There is zero chance 50+% of people press blue, unless all the human beings with a hand to press a button but no understanding of the situation somehow all press blue by pure chance.
Remove toddlers from the equation and blue loses 100% of the time.
 
Suicidal empathy is the worst kind of 'well meaning', if you empathize more with criminals than with victims, if you empathize more with illegal immigrants than native born citizens, then you are a danger to the society you dwell in and you are the cause of more misery and suffering instead of whatever it is you think you are doing

If the world could be rid of judges who release repeat offending criminals 48 times before they finally murder someone, then the world would become a better place for example
I applaud your determination
 
If you think red would win then why pick blue knowing it will kill you without even benefiting someone else?

I know you said you don't want to go into it but you can't just say something so controversial and leave everyone hanging :messenger_grinning_sweat:

I'm going to bet it's an afterlife/religion thing
Is it really that controversial though ? hehe.

No, I mostly picked blue out of selfish reasons, though there was some idealism and other personal feelings there too.

But fine I'll give you just one reason among others that I have. Red wins, blue dies. You survive. The question then becomes: Hundreds of millions if not billions will probably pick blue. They are now suddenly dead. What happens next ?

Economically, the world collapses, you're probably now in a GREAT depression. Population collapses overnight. Services and quality of life collapses. Infrastructure goes kaput. Most likely the people that picked blue are women/children since they are more empathetic. Families get destroyed. Population collapses a second time in time due to that. Some countries with lower starting populations might get completely devasted by this outcome. Invasions/Wars are a real possibility then. It would be complete fucking chaos. Maybe not an apocalyptic event in the long term, but short term, a heavy blow to humanity and complete misery. Is that world worth living in ... who knows ... I might just decide to go out in comfort is what I'm saying.
 
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If I press red, I guarantee my own survival. But if I press blue, there is a chance I'd die. I think the chances of most people pressing red are incredibly high. The question becomes whether I'd even want to survive and live in a world made up entirely of people who chose self-preservation over everyone else, and the answer is probably no.

Pressing blue is the best collective choice for humanity, and because the vote is private, you'd need to have a lot of faith in people to also make that choice. Most people simply wouldn't and red becomes the obvious choice.

I think there are a lot of good people in the world who'd still press blue, hoping to keep everyone alive. I'd prefer to join that camp.
 
Toddlers is an hallucination not relevant to the scenario. You can't even guarantee a toddler would press any button.
 
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Toddlers is an hallucination not relevant to the scenario. You can't even guarantee a toddler would press any button.
These are the conditions as written: 'Everyone in the world has to...'

How those unable or unwilling to press either button are dealt with is unclear, only that everyone has to. If we change the scenario from the one presented -which imposes that condition- to some other variation which does not impose that condition, then the choices and outcomes may well be different.
 
These are the conditions as written: 'Everyone in the world has to...'

How those unable or unwilling to press either button are dealt with is unclear, only that everyone has to. If we change the scenario from the one presented -which imposes that condition- to some other variation which does not impose that condition, then the choices and outcomes may well be different.

To me this is simply a group-based incentives challenge. Putting children breaks the purpose of the challenge, like i wrote, you cannot guarantee a child picks a button, you would need an adult to press it for them or tell them which button they should press, and we go back to square one (the adult choice).

Thinking about this through, we can summarize it as: Would you be willing to jeopardize your life for a group of people who might not be able to interpret the text of the vote?
a) If you believe there is a lot of people who can't interpret it properly, this is the terrifying scenario and you cannot predict what they will vote. Voting anything other than red is suicide
b) If you believe there is only a very small subset who can't interpret it properly, that means there is no chance blue even gets many votes. Voting anything other than red is suicide

I suppose this intends to mimic our western world where a large group of people are voting for detrimental scenarios that they do not understand the consequences (blue voters), but, in their defense, they are being lied/fooled.
 
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You already do, mate.
Not really. Whatever sort of world we live in now, it would be quite different from the surviving world filtered down to people who, for whatever reason, chose themselves over the collective. The only ones left would be those who knowingly sacrificed the people who voted for the everyone to survive.
 
you cannot guarantee a child picks a button
I can't, but the imposed condition of the scenario as written guarantees it.

I suppose this intends to mimic our western world where a large group of people are voting for detrimental scenarios that they do not understand the consequences (blue voters), but they are being lied/fooled.
I'm not seeing that. The consequence of a Blue >50% result is presumably really that 'everyone survives', which unless we are trying to have people die seems like the optimal outcome (tied with Red 100%).

For it to mimic the Western world, 'Blue victory = everyone survives' would have to just be a lie to get people to vote Blue, with the actual consequence of a Blue victory being some other (worse) thing. For it to really mimic the Western world, the game runner would ignore the result and do whatever they wanted to do anyway.
 
Not really. Whatever sort of world we live in now, it would be quite different from the surviving world filtered down to people who, for whatever reason, chose themselves over the collective. The only ones left would be those who knowingly sacrificed the people who voted for the everyone to survive.
Pressing red doesn't mean you killed/sacrificed anyone. It means you didn't risk most likely killing yourself. Pressing blue means you killed/sacrificed yourself. Your choice, nobody else killed you, nobody forced your finger.

The remaining people aren't the bad ones, that's a simplistic, one dimensional view. The survivors are the pragmatic, smart ones with critical thinking. It should be obvious that the end result would be the red will win by a massive margin. So killing yourself because you think you are saving others from themselves doesn't prove you are a good person, it proves you are a dumb one. Because all you did is you knowingly killed yourself and didn't save anyone in the process. Another pointless death with zero gain, you even made your friends and family more sad.


I think there are a lot of good people in the world who'd still press blue, hoping to keep everyone alive. I'd prefer to join that camp.
There are a lot of good people in the world who'd still press red. Why not join that camp?


Anyway, this is not a real case scenario so it's easy to say "i will kill myself to prove this or that" or "because i can't live in this world anymore". But we all know everyone who is saying this would not go through. You would all press the red button and you know it. The act of suicide and self sacrifice for dumb reasons has been overdone in movies so we think we could all do it but we wouldn't.
 
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Pressing red doesn't mean you killed/sacrificed anyone. It means you saved yourself. Pressing blue means you killed/sacrificed yourself. Your choice, nobody else killed you, nobody forced your finger.
It is not accurate to describe the known outcome of a vote solely from the perspective of how it affects you personally. If you vote red, and the blues die because of a red majority, that is attributable to your vote.
 
Only time humans come together is on an overwhelming existential crisis. Everyone is gonna vote the Blue button.

Also if entirety of humanity doesn't vote Blue, I have no hope for them anyway. Die away assholes I will join you.
 
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