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[Grimmy]

It would have been a very funny thread. It would have backfired.

*licks lips*

 

[airmangataosenai]

APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO

Time for a thread title change? Time for a thread title change.

 

[Nuclear Muffin]

Wow nuclear :lol

You should go back to 'concern' about worst-case battery life.

Hey, at least I'm being even handed! (I also wanted the best case battery life)

The signs do look encouraging so far though, but it's still odd that no one has done any kind of test yet (not even the Japanese media)

LOL @ the thread title change. I deserved that one!

 

[AcceptableGhost]

So like what is the general consensus. Is this what everyone expected & wanted or is it a hate parade?

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

So like what is the general consensus. Is this what everyone expected & wanted or is it a hate parade?

Apocalyptic scenario

 

[Jinfash]

Edit title to: "APOCALYPTIC" says concerned Nuclear Muffin!

 

[neptunes]

I'm kind of glad they didn't launch in NA this year, we wouldn't have any good games to play.

 

[iceatcs]

Hey, at least I'm being even handed! (I also wanted the best case battery life)

The signs do look encouraging so far though, but it's still odd that no one has done any kind of test yet (not even the Japanese media)

Maybe no one haven't flat their battery yet since the launch day.

Spoiler

I wish battery tech was that long. Hell my hearing aids last 300 hours.

 

[Gravijah]

Edit title to: "APOCALYPTIC" says concerned Nuclear Muffin!

fool me once shame on you

fool me twice uh... uh... shame on you again

 

[yurinka]

Man look at these graphics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTx87M0vZEA

Game must not look that good when actually playing, for people to complain.

PS1 level graphics confirmed. Vita is dead, doomed and haz no gamez. Sony goes 3rd party confirmed.
Shitty textures and IQ, 3fps confirmed with constant tearing.
Worst game ever. VGlolz says it sold 5 units in Japan. Patcher agrees.

 

[Wazzim]

So how does the 3G stuff work? I know it's temporary locked to one telecom network in Japan but can you just insert your phone's SIM and browse the web with it?

 

[Takao]

PS1 level graphics confirmed. Vita is dead, doomed and haz no gamez. Sony goes 3rd party confirmed.

Sony is already third party.

 

[Wazzim]

Sony is already third party.

Sony is actually the first game company to enter the fourth party dimension, making first party games for SEGA now.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Ahahahaha. Y2kev, you´re fucking awesome. Amazing title change.

 

[Jinfash]

If the stores end up IP blocking when all is said and done, y'all are fucked. Muffin will go... Nuclear.

 

[Kandinsky]

lol what a great title!

 

[Leona Lewis]

at thread title change

 

[Medalion]

Apocalyptic shit, I knew it

nah, hope yer enjoying yer Vit's

 

[VariantX04]

Having the words "apocalyptic" and "nuclear" in the thread title is very fitting considering the direction Vita's headed. hint:

Spoiler

doooooom

 

[Leona Lewis]

Question - can you use the browser in portrait mode?

 

[Castor Krieg]

Question - can you use the browser in portrait mode?

No.

 

[patsu]

Wait a fucking second. The Vita PSN game store is IP LOCKED?! FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!

Holy shit! That's a disaster! The worst possible case scenario! That means that if a game is released in Japan only, it will be COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN IMPORT IT!!! Truly locked away in Japan only forever!

Not to mention that us folk who live in Europe and have US PS1 games on their PS3/PSP won't be able to play them on the Vita.

How the hell does this not have it's own thread yet? That's an apocalyptic scenario!

I was about to call the US President after reading your post. For Christ sake, next time check with the Vatican first for apocalyptic scenarios.

 

[TimeEffect]

Sales report postings on japanese sites [azalyn.blog22/ameblo.jp]

- Select stores report sellouts of Vita WiFi models.

- Estimated sellthroughs; Vita WiFi 85%, Vita 3G/WiFi 56%

- Top selling launch software Mogol6, Uncharted, Dynasty Vita. Ridgeracer "uncharacteristically" slow

- Memorycard stock low; 32G and 16G soldout, over 90% Vita buyer also bought memory cards

- software-Vita tie ratio 1:1

That site link doesn't work

 

[patsu]

No.

Argh, what kind of WebKit browser is that ?

 

[Pimpbaa]

I predict a new gaf meme.

 

[Castor Krieg]

I predict a new gaf meme.

I think "so it's like my iPhone?" should take the cake.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

I predict a new gaf meme.

I think "so it's like my iPhone?" should take the cake.

No. No more shitty and enforced meme please.

 

[Castor Krieg]

Just got to YT Part 12 of the stream - Cross-Game Voice Chat:

sooooooogooooooood.gif


...except in shitty games like Uncharted, which disable network.

 

[Gravijah]

...except in shitty games like Uncharted, which disable network.

it's to avoid spoilers

 

[Castor Krieg]

it's to avoid spoilers

How would that work? Bad boy Timmy will spoiler the stuff for Timothy over voice chat? That's crazy talk. I understand restricting the ability to make screenshots (which you can do in Uncharted, btw), I don't understand cutting off network features.

 

[Gravijah]

How would that work? Bad boy Timmy will spoiler the stuff for Timothy over voice chat? That's crazy talk. I understand restricting the ability to make screenshots (which you can do in Uncharted, btw), I don't understand cutting off network features.

yes

they want to avoid spoilers

 

[Wazzim]

How would that work? Bad boy Timmy will spoiler the stuff for Timothy over voice chat? That's crazy talk. I understand restricting the ability to make screenshots (which you can do in Uncharted, btw), I don't understand cutting off network features.

It's was a jab at Yoshida's explanation of the restricted screenshot feature.

 

[Leona Lewis]

"It's to avoid spoilers" will be my excuse for everything from now on.

 

[putarorex]

I haven't played my vita a whole lot because of early access SWTOR, but I've been impressed with the graphics. Uncharted looks pretty sweet (at least the first hour), but the gun play is horrible. I almost wish the target reticule was sticky and snapped onto enemies. Hot Shots Golf is a purchase I am definitely happy with. I haven't played the series in a long time, and forgot how fun it can be. None of the other games looked that interesting, but I might try out little deviants.

I've got four days of one-hour one-way train commutes ahead of me, so I should get a better impression of the system by Friday.

 

[Takao]

"It's to avoid spoilers" will be my excuse for everything from now on.

"My Vita's battery died. "

"It's to avoid spoilers."

"How come Vita doesn't have a Monster Hunter game?"

"It's to avoid spoilers."

 

[Mpl90]

"Why Nuclear has to react in such irrational ways?"

"It's to avoid spoilers"

"Oooooooooh, ok"

 

[Flunkie]

Garsh, I just want one now.. All I want is Hot Shots with analog control and I'll be happy.

New technology, and the new OS has me excited. As much as I love iOS & GameCenter (

Spoiler

yes I went there

), Vita will be refreshing.

 

[patsu]

Sony is already third party.

Sony is actually the first game company to enter the fourth party dimension, making first party games for SEGA now.

3rd party, 4th dimension, 5th console (lumping all PSP variants as one), 6th something something,

Spoiler

to avoid spoilers

and they all live in a pear tree !

 

[Castor Krieg]

Any chance my Bluetooth headset working with PS3 will work with PS Vita?

 

[Wazzim]

Any chance my Bluetooth headset working with PS3 will work with PS Vita?

It works.

 

[Risk Breaker]

How does someone reach the APOCALYPTIC TRIOLOGY SCENARIO more than an hour after it had been answered :lolololol

 

[Auto_aim1]

If the stores end up IP blocking when all is said and done, y'all are fucked. Muffin will go... Nuclear.

It's just like the PS3. Only some video services may be IP locked. Yoshida confirmed it on Twitter.

 

[pramath]

Late to the party.
What's up with the title change?

 

[Fantastical]

Late to the party.
What's up with the title change?

It's to avoid spoilers.

 

[UV-6]

Late to the party.
What's up with the title change?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33560978&postcount=2773

 

[Dead Prince]

It's to avoid spoilers.

Spoiler

WIN

 

[pramath]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33560978&postcount=2773

...
The hell?

 

[Medalion]

At least the screen looks nice

 

[Neuromancer]

Haha poor Muffin

 

[casabolg]

Any confirmation on the battery life?