December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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DMczaf said:
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Anyone else excited to see Brock fight tonight? I want to see him F5 Overeem through the cage. MMA fans: What are the odds of that happening? Higher or lower than Lesnar F5ing a shark in the ocean?
 
Dork Knight said:
Anyone else excited to see Brock fight tonight? I want to see him F5 Overeem through the cage. MMA fans: What are the odds of that happening? Higher or lower than Lesnar F5ing a shark in the ocean?
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May end up watching UFC instead of SD tonight, but we'll see...

1. No idea. Decent odds, maybe? I'd mark out if it happened.
2. Possibly higher. Also depends on what kinda shark we're talking about.

DMczaf said:
In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies
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Excellent. Though War Games would've been cool too.
 
Seraphis Cain said:
Man. Only like a day and a half more of this awful thread title.

Sam, you better not screw us next month. :D
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I respect your disliking of the title, because this is the wub wub universical and I'll even shake your hand for it, because that's what this is about TONIGHT or ANY NIGHT, two people with differences settle it in THE RING.
 
You know I thought before Cody was doing the monotone voice on purpose you know in conjunction with the mask, but he's still doing it now. I guess that's his voice.
 
lol @ the black screen promos before matches


Also, why did Hunico/Epico/whoever go from wearing a mask and acting all luchadore-ee to... a mexican thug?
 
Entropia said:
lol @ the black screen promos before matches


Also, why did Hunico/Epico/whoever go from wearing a mask and acting all luchadore-ee to... a mexican thug?
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Because Mexicans can only be the following in the E':

Good:
  • JBL
  • Luchador, exclusive only to Rey and Cara in wub wub land
  • Eddie

Garbo:
  • Gangsters
  • The guys that mow your lawns
  • Jobbers

Honestly, I would've had Cara unmask Hunico for Hunico to have another mask under, not this horrible shtick they gave him.
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Then he should team up with Swagger
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But Swagger jobs.
 
Stop complaining Mexicans. What about black wrestlers? To make it currently in the WWE, and you're black, you have to:

  • Become angry.
And that's it. Gangsters don't cut it anymore. Nice black people don't get shit: i.e. Kofi. But he sure as hell got somewhere when he was angry against Orton. I see Vince likes angry black people.
 
spindashing said:
Stop complaining Mexicans. What about black wrestlers? To make it currently in the WWE, and you're black, you have to:

  • Become angry.
And that's it. Gangsters don't cut it anymore. Nice black people don't get shit: i.e. Kofi. But he sure as hell got somewhere when he was angry against Orton. I see Vince likes angry black people.
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  • Do a Spinaroonie
 
Plywood said:
I respect your disliking of the title, because this is the wub wub universical and I'll even shake your hand for it, because that's what this is about TONIGHT or ANY NIGHT, two people with differences settle it in THE RING.
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*gag*

Also, I respected you more when you were masked.
 
So I'm visiting my mom on my day off and I'm in the kitchen, making myself a sandwich and she's watching tv in the living room. All of a sudden I can hear the tv and it sounds like she's watching Jim Cornette cutting a promo on someone...

Turns out she's got it on some church channel and it's some guy named Matt Hagee on the screen. For a second there, I thought my mom was the coolest mom ever. Not that Jesus is lame, I don't really care. I just thought the program was about a different JC.
 
spindashing said:
Stop complaining Mexicans. What about black wrestlers? To make it currently in the WWE, and you're black, you have to:
  • Become angry.

And that's it. Gangsters don't cut it anymore. Nice black people don't get shit: i.e. Kofi. But he sure as hell got somewhere when he was angry against Orton. I see Vince likes angry black people.
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Wait, wait, wait.

Alicia Fox is currently in line to face Beth for the title in spite of her superbotch face smasher of a kick.

Kofi is one half the tag team.

Zeke is some kind of priest but he can't go anyway.

Otunga's lawyer gimmick is great, he needs to not be booked to lose though, he should be a threat of some kind, not Johnny Ace's jobber.

JTG got screwed when they split Cryme Tyme, I'll admit.

Kharma would've had her push had she not got pregnant.

Truth despite his awesome mic work was never going to be given anything really above midcard.

And Mark, well yeah they pulled the switch too soon.
 
spindashing said:
Stop complaining Mexicans. What about black wrestlers? To make it currently in the WWE, and you're black, you have to:

  • Become angry.
And that's it. Gangsters don't cut it anymore. Nice black people don't get shit: i.e. Kofi. But he sure as hell got somewhere when he was angry against Orton. I see Vince likes angry black people.
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black guys are some of the coolest wrasslers.

Course they have to be aggressive, who doesn't?

Look at Godfather, fun loving guy.

D-Lo was aggresive but fun none the less.
 
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