Nah, it's Friday so you get Lex Luger. Tomorrow is the Jim Ross Report though.
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Nah, it's Friday so you get Lex Luger. Tomorrow is the Jim Ross Report though.
Did he fuck your mom or something? Good lord. Jericho > everything you believe in.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
Does it spoil the Raw tapings from last week?!
Cool, I get the total package!
Net_Wrecker
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I'm only calling if Joey Styles tells me which hot free agent just jumped sides.
OH MAN can't wait to get more scoops when I log on to my WebTV accound at home!
Buckethead
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WebTV? Looks like you're going to miss out on Sid's exclusive internet interactive online chat room on American Online.
Professor Beef
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Can I find out which of my favorite Divas has a crush on me?
spindashing
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I enjoyed it. A great event all around. The main event got me so hyped: I don't remember ever being that hyped for any WWE event like that for quite a bit.
I felt Lesnar was going down from the start, but I didn't think he would go down like that. He's had his injuries, so it was kind of sad to see him lose like he did.
Overeem is just too good.
I want to know what Diva has a lot in common with me :3
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No problem brah, I have like 16 AOL trials laying around. I'll just sign up real quick and A/S/L some bytches in the "Hot Girls" chatroom right before chatting with Sid.
spindashing
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It's funny because that's exactly how AOL chat rooms were.
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You know what that hype was? PRESENTATION. I've been bitching about the WWE's lack of quality pre-match build up, and that's what I'm talking about. The entrances, the in ring intros, the commentary, etc. It all goes into making the event feel so hype. Punk/Cena is the only match from the WWE this year that made me feel that, and I have Chicago to thank for that.
tis the problem with PG era spindashing my brother. No one wants to cyber anymore.
spindashing
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You're definitely right. Here's hoping for another WWE moment to rival it because Lesnar/Overeem was top tier as far as presentation goes.
No twitter mention as well.
Wendel Clark
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Fozzy performs their themes
Net_Wrecker
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I think his WPM actually dropped over that decade.
spindashing
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I never heard the end of it when Shawn kicked Stan from my friends, since that is my name. Thanks a lot Shawn.
Net_Wrecker
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Jobber entrances are the worst. I hate that crap with a passion. Good job getting my brain to successfully tune out when you have a guy come out during the commercial break, the commentators don't fill in a bit of history for him, and his opponents storms to the ring with his name announced over his entrance music before a 2 minute squash. :| Oh, and forget reaction interviews, or any semblance of people moving up a ladder toward a belt.
Wrestling is so stuck in the 80s/90s it amazes me....and not the good parts, either.
Liquidsnake
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Joe Rogan needs to turn heel.
The Frankman
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Fuck that card. Here's how you fantasy book:
Brock Lesnar vs. Kevin Nash vs. Triple H vs. The Undertaker in a First Torn Quad Match at Wrestlemania. The first man to tear their opponents' quad wins the match.
Then, you open with Dubstep on the ramp. They play their song and they replace the word "wub" with "quad" and for every time they sing "wob wob" a picture of a Wobbuffet appears on the Titantron.
Too much of a mark for the sport.
funkystudent
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Micheal Cole during Brocks WWE return
Look at that fat loser Lesner. I hear he didnt have the intestinal fortitude for MMA HAHAHAHA!
get it???? its funny because he had a life threatening intestinal illness!
HAHAHAHAHA shut up king.. why are you even trying to get excited over this loser.
Look at that fat loser Lesner. I hear he didnt have the intestinal fortitude for MMA HAHAHAHA!
get it???? its funny because he had a life threatening intestinal illness!
HAHAHAHAHA shut up king.. why are you even trying to get excited over this loser.
The Frankman
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... I hadn't thought that far ahead. But knowing Triple H he'll take credit for it.NoRéN;33874088 said:
The thing I hate the most about King besides the lack of enthusiasm these days is when he tries to tell a joke and it just falls flat.
Rafa=FedKilla
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King gets his jokes whenever his girlfriend gets a book from her school's book order.
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Every King joke since 2001.
That is still freakin funny as hell.
Also, talk about hype, I'm hyped for "It begins" more than most anything in WWE in a while.
Overall though, I think WWE is more about the moment than the hype. Somewhere along the way they got the idea that a surprising and awesome moment in time is better than an extremely hyped up event that has potential to fall flat on it's ass.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
i can hear him say this, and it makes me want to brain cole with a pipe, with vinny mac next
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
HE LIVES ON A RANCH WHAT A LOSER I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN A TV. HE HUNTS PRAIRIE DOGS, WHAT A GOOF. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FULL LENGTH COLON.
Scholastic Book Order was the shit. And you can't forget one of my favorite times of the grammar school year, the Book Fair. Noone would dare try to stop me from getting the newest Goosebumps off the racks of those metal cases. Good times...
ViewtifulJC
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Punk is too damn small for Lesnar
Lesnar vs Taker or bust, I say
Lesnar vs Taker or bust, I say
Net_Wrecker
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All about dat Animorphs, son.
LOL, I remember I got Blaster Master out of the book fair.
Oh my goodnesssssss I should stream drunk
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Probably has to do with something about MMA fights lasting 3 minutes long.
It could be a book of screen caps of the goddamn cartoon, that shit would be checked.
Rafa=FedKilla
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Brah you look like a guy at the comic shop I go to that always wears a Green Lantern hoodie.
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Actually, I'm pretty sure I read in an interview that Brock really DOESN'T have a TV at home.
Oh boy. I can hear Cole now.
HarryDemeanor
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"HEY THAT'S SHAWN MICHAELS! HAUGH HAUGH HAUGH!"
Vince needs to do more commentary. He should replace Michael Cole since it'll be a silent change. You'll never know the difference.
Not surprised by Brock's decision to retire. Saw that one coming after hearing about all the shit he's gone though. I'm surprised he even agreed to the match but I guess it was a quick paycheck.
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