NFL 2011 Divisional Round |OT| Jesus cast flag merchants, rapists out of His temple

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Ravens!!!!!!!!

Finally a playoff game to get excited about. ALL the games were boring as shit. Thank God we have the BAL/HOU game to look forward to.

Prediction: BAL 45, Houston 4 ( on two safeties when Joe Flacco runs out of the end zone, and a holding call on Oher in the end zone)
 
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Someone came very prepared
 
chuckddd said:
I think I'm going to squicken/mrbob a team. Who will be the lucky recipient?
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Must get frustrating winning all those SBs and having the officials in your pocket. But if you are looking for redemption for enabling a serial rapist, then why not Tim Tebow and the Broncos?
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
fuck the saints. no one owes you shit. not the niners fault your franchise has sucked dick for the better part of 50 years or however long you've been around. you only made it to a superbowl because you were the benefactor of one of the biggest chokes ever. you only won a superbowl because you were the benefactor of the biggest choke job in superbowl history. you get bailed out by the refs time and time again. your coach is a scumbag drug addict. your qb is a faux modest douchebag. you haven't played a decent defense all year and the entire football world is sucking your dick.

we'll see on saturday
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The Eye of FMT has turned it's gaze to the land of New Orleans.

And the Eye is most displeased apparently.
 
Damn NFL-Bab-Age is upon see, the next of kin will do very well here

Can't wait till 15 years from now when we are all in Internet 4.0 and "Plugged In"

Kids born today taking up the mantles of their fathers/mothers

So Beautiful

NFL-GAF Next Gen is a GO!, our cycles are little longer than consoles >.>;
 
All I have left is hoping someone implodes the field and all Saints and Niners players are sucked into the crater left behind.
 
Narag said:
Speaking of Florio, he posted some rant about how the OT rules still aren't fixed enough since the Steelers "lost the game on the coin toss" rather than giving up an 80 yard TD.
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Bob Costas was right!! The rules are better, but it is kind of funny that the first game to use them still ended with one possession. If it irked Goodell at all, it was worth it.
 
ESPN just showed John Madden using the telestrator to show the Giants strategy for dumping Gatorade on their coach. It was magical.
 
Seda said:
John fox is a genius. He was preparing for saving up that OT play the whole game.
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Somewhere between Mike Smith and John Fox exists the perfect coach. Fox has the perfect short yardage offense but won't use it on 4th down, and Smith has awareness to go for it on 4th and short, but has no idea how to convert it.
 
Well, that sure was an interesting day.


From the start, congrats to the Giants and Giants-GAF on the win.

As for the positives, I have to tip my cap to the defense. With Grimes out, I was expecting the worst, but they played their asses off and exceeded my expectations. Owens was terrific today filling in at the corner and deserves alot of credit for being able to put last year's game against GB behind him and put in a great performance today. Abraham and the line did a terrific job early on in getting pressure on Eli. Again, they did everything expected of them and then some, so kudos to them.


For the negatives..........Jesus fuck.

To come into a game like this after two consecutive failures in the playoffs, after trading away multiple picks to pick up Julio, after all of the criticism about this team's inability to play in pressure situations, after all of the talk about how this team has yet to have that "statement game".......to come into the Meadowlands and turn in THAT performance on offense is an absolute fucking embarrassment.

Going for it on 4th and short inside the Giants 30 the first time around, you have to take the field goal and move on. Coach Smith, Mularkey, or whoever it was tried to make amends for the New Orleans game instead of thinking about what needed to be done in that particular situation today, and it blew up right in their face yet again. But going for it on 4th and short the 2nd time around while down 10-2, with an empty backfield and running the same goddamn fucking play as before made me want to walk out of the goddamn bar right then and there. I was just absolutely fucking baffled at what I was watching. And then on the replay to see Ryan "dive" into that pile like an absolute pussy, with no effort to extend the ball out and instead cradling the ball in his arms like a fucking infant, pretty much validated all of the Cowardly Ryan jokes over the past year.

The playcalling all day was just pathetic. With all of these weapons on offense, there is zero fucking excuse for putting up zero points on the board no matter which defense we're up against. Dimitroff and Smith talked all offseason about being more "explosive", yet you could easily argue that the Falcons were more explosive against the Packers than they were today.

I honestly did feel that we had a shot today. Despite the offensive struggles in the first half, I felt okay about everything up to that point and thought that the game was right there for us to take. Boy, how fucking wrong I was.

I will gladly drive Mike Mularkey to the airport so that he can get the fuck out of town. And with 15+ players hitting free agency, we better see some goddamn change.




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Apartment is leaking water to the floor below, my entire bathroom is gone trying to find the leak but at least I get home and see that the Steelers have lost and have just put a smile on my face for a really shitty day.
 
So at the end of this season either Eli or Flacco will be named SB MVP. All is good in the world. It is looking more and more likely that the Ravens will win the AFC.
 
NihonTiger90 said:
And his coach and GM both are named John.

Truly, this is a sign of the apocalypse. Check Revelations.
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Revelation 19:17

And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great Tebow.
 
Overall the Broncos team as a whole played a lot better than Pittsburgh, but TBH the Steelers were snakebitten this year. Ben missed throws he would have easily made on a healthy ankle.

I'm just glad that the Broncos were able to win and keep Tebowmania alive for 1 more week
 
RBH said:
I will gladly drive Mike Mularkey to the airport so that he can get the fuck out of town. And with 15+ players hitting free agency, we better see some goddamn change.
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The worst part is that now there is like, zero, chance of Mularkey getting that coaching job in Jacksonville.

No fucking way they want him after what he cooked up today.

Zero points.
 
meadowrag said:
The worst part is that now there is like, zero, chance of Mularkey getting that coaching job in Jacksonville.

No fucking way they want him after what he cooked up today.

Zero points.
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Maybe mularkey can trick the jags into thinking the 2 points the falcons got were from offense? shit, the jags rarely scored last season, they don't know anything.
 
RBH said:
Well, that sure was an interesting day.


From the start, congrats to the Giants and Giants-GAF on the win.
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We are probably stuck with Matt Ryan for 2 more years. Who else is out there? And even if we find a pearl of a rookie, it will be at least a year of backup duties. I doubt we will find another rookie to start right away.

Did you notice they only ran one series of no huddle all game?
I read the interview with Arthur Blank in the AJC and from reading between the lines, it seems he is ready to make some changes. Could be wishful thinking on my part.

Do you think Matt Ryan was told to avoid any injuries at all costs to dignity and performance?
Remember when he was out with turf toe and we got a taste of Redmond starting? Because I imagine he looks at tape and sees himself sliding short of first downs and defenders 3-4 yards away, and realizes how comical he looks. I can see Mike Smith telling him to take a dive. On that second 4th and short, he looked foolish but that was because there was nowhere to go, the OL was being pushed back.

Hopefully Mike Smith will take a look at his stats on 4th downs and change his philosophy. Did we make one key 4th and short play all year? The Oline is too small or too weak to get it done.

What a sour ending, I'm not sure which was worse- the Braves collapse or this playoff game. Maybe the Braves, that was a prolonged agony over a month long. This game was 3 hours of "WTF".
 
h1nch said:
Overall the Broncos team as a whole played a lot better than Pittsburgh, but TBH the Steelers were snakebitten this year. Ben missed throws he would have easily made on a healthy ankle.

I'm just glad that the Broncos were able to win and keep Tebowmania alive for 1 more week
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PITT isn't any more injured than Houston was. They lost b/c they didn't have the proper plan in place to stop your offense. As far as Ben, whatever he took at halftime clearly worked, as he was moving around fine in the 2nd half

But their decision to go with so many over the hill players is on them, and not some cruel twist of fate

@verbum That's the problem with Ryan. He decent and that's very difficult to replace these day, let alone upgrade. He's just good enough to get his coach fired as they say. Smith's play calls were putrid on those 4th downs. He made the right decision in going for it, but just calls the wrong plays

edit: Peter King has Sherman to Bucs. There are not enough LOLs
 
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