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[Purexed]

Don't do anything you wouldn't want your wife to do. After all, you don't want to start the marriage with new skeletons waiting to fall out of your closet.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Holding hands.

 

[Hot Coldman]

And you can't do this while married?

Not after the marriage ritual where the wife steals the husband's soul and has complete dominion over his universal presence!

 

[Wthermans]

"What would you be comfortable with your fiancee doing" isn't a great rule of thumb if it turns out she's less copacetic than you are about bachelor/ette party hijinks.

You gotta ask her. Just ask her if there are any ground rules.

If they don't have the same general attitude towards how far they can go with other individuals than each other, I'd say the relationship would either never approach marriage or fail regardless of what takes place at the party.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

'snatch'

lol

Such a funny name for vagina.

 

[Alucrid]

And you can't do this while married?

tradition /shrug

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Seriously, watch The Hangover series, they cover this entirely. Very educational.

 

[ZAK]

Do whatever you want, but keep no secrets.

 

[Kave_Man]

Lapper.

 

[cdyhybrid]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

What you want her to get away with? Or what she *will* get away with?

philociraptor.jpg

 

[WanderingWind]

If you honestly are wondering if you can get a blowjob from a stranger the night before your wedding, you're not ready to be married.

 

[scorcho]

i've seen the limit set on trannies with blow.

that was a bad night.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i've seen the limit set on trannies with blow.

that was a bad night.

... Avatar quote?

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Well the thing is, you shouldn't have to ask, since at least from my perspective it isn't a free pass night, just a chance to chill with your braheims before the wedding night. I didnt need to ask the wife if it was ok if I got a special bachelor night blow job because I already knew the answer.

Fair enough. I just know someone (not me, I swear) who went on a relatively tame bachelor weekend that included a strip club visit and it nearly ended the wedding. Just a situation where the girl turned out to REALLY not want any semi-naked ladies anywhere in the vicinity and the guy didn't realize it.

 

[eastmen]

I'd say lap dances are fine . I don't care if my gf goes to a male strip club and gets a lap dance.

I would not have any type of sex with a stripper however .


Look Stag /Bachelor parties are really for the single guys. Sure the guy will prob get a lap dance and drink but he really shouldn't be doing more than that .


That said at my friends bachelor party he was thrown on a bed while two strippers went at it on top of him. I'm not a fan of that . Another fan got his ass kicked by his gf when she found out the girls at the strip clu didn't ave panties on

 

[Brinbe]

Just go play hide-and-seek like Romo...

 

[Slayven]

Check out Dancingbear to see what your girl could get up to, it's fake but would give you a good idea.

 

[Harry Potter]

Check out Dancingbear to see what your girl could get up to, it's fake but would give you a good idea.

Wow, what a disturbing site.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Awww, no Girl-Gaf responses yet?

 

[Devolution]

Awww, no Girl-Gaf responses yet?

I see how it is.

 

[wenis]

S some D's

 

[Escape Goat]

If you have to ask you probably shouldn't be doing it.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Check out Dancingbear to see what your girl could get up to, it's fake but would give you a good idea.

:lol That site is ridiculous.

 

[BertramCooper]

Two dead prostitutes.

But not three.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I see how it is.

He wasn't wearing his binoculars.

 

[Trigger Warning]

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[reptilescorpio]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

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[XiaNaphryz]

I see how it is.

I had the thread open for 20 minutes before hitting reply, sorry.

 

[ToxicAdam]

At some point the best man needs to break him off from the crowd and take him to a massage parlor for a handie.

Or if you have some cash, hire two girls to perform some sexual acts on each other while he watches. I did that for the groom when I was best man.

 

[Nappuccino]

What would you want your fiancee to get away with during her bachelorette party?

This thread ended here.

 

[Cheerilee]

I think you're generally allowed to enjoy looking at infinite strippers.

A lap dance is pushing it, but probably okay.

Blow job/hand job crosses the line.

Also, I think a simple kiss actually crosses the line, even though it's much tamer than a lap dance (sign of intimacy and whatnot).

And the groom is allowed to put an end to the party at any point, no matter how tame, because he loves his wife too much, and there's nothing wrong with that (Young girl in underwear?! No no, put your shirt back on). If the planners don't like it, they can continue the party without him, but that's incredibly rude and says that the party was never about the groom in the first place.

If your wife means nothing to you, you can obviously take it as far as you want.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Looking but not touching. The truth is that the bachelor party is mainly for the friends of the groom. If he actually wants to get married, it doesn't make sense for him to have a fling right before getting married. I can understand pressuring him to get a lap dance just to embarrass him though.

I kind of think the same about the large wedding ceremonies, even if two people want to get married the only reason to spend all that money and effort is to make your friends and family happy.

 

[Escape Goat]

Anyone else feel these threads are more about attention whoring rather than trying to get honest advice? A person who would already be unsure about such behavior seems as though hes already going to do what he wants to do. A GAFer, whom he has no attachment to or respect for, really isn't going to carry much weight with his final decision. But we play the game and pretend our posts matter.


Though I'd love to be proven wrong.

 

[Torquill]

Just asked my fiancé and she agrees. The line is genital contact. I can touch all the boobies I want.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Anyone else feel these threads are more about attention whoring rather than trying to get honest advice? A person who would already be unsure about such behavior seems as though hes already going to do what he wants to do. A GAFer, whom he has no attachment to or respect for, really isn't going to carry much weight with his final decision. But we play the game and pretend our posts matter.


Though I'd love to be proven wrong.

I just like to type on my iPad to look important and cool. Whatever the topic is, it's secondary.

 

[Devolution]

Anyone else feel these threads are more about attention whoring rather than trying to get honest advice? A person who would already be unsure about such behavior seems as though hes already going to do what he wants to do. A GAFer, whom he has no attachment to or respect for, really isn't going to carry much weight with his final decision. But we play the game and pretend our posts matter.


Though I'd love to be proven wrong.

There's always the off chance another interesting discussion (or hilarious images) will spring up regardless of whether the OP is listening.

 

[ajim]

Bachelor parties are stupid.

And you should not be able to do just anything you want because you're getting married, otherwise that nullifies the relationship built on trust etc up until then.

Get drunk with your mates, have a blast, look at some titties if you want.. but blowjobs? handjobs? Tha is ridiculous.

I have heard some fucked up stories from bachelorette parties tho - wives sucking male strippers dicks at private parties in front of everyone, handjobs, making out with them too. People are stupid. It doesn't give you a free pass to do whatever you want.

 

[Vilam]

I'm actually not doing the typical Vegas/stripper bachelor party deal (houseboat with the friends on Lake Shasta) but I was just curious what the consensus on it is. One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

 

[Harry Potter]

Anyone else feel these threads are more about attention whoring rather than trying to get honest advice? A person who would already be unsure about such behavior seems as though hes already going to do what he wants to do. A GAFer, whom he has no attachment to or respect for, really isn't going to carry much weight with his final decision. But we play the game and pretend our posts matter.


Though I'd love to be proven wrong.

I'm asking the question because I was curious of what people thought. As I said earlier I'm not even having a bachelor party where anything like I stated in the OP would happen. I've been to parties where I've seen both sides and have seen plenty of movies about the subject. It's a discussion forum. Stop thinking that everyone has an agenda.

 

[Osiris]

Absolutely nothing you wouldn't want the new wife to find about someday.

Mate of mine made the mistake of having a last night as a single fling that went as far as a BJ, all was fine until a few years later when him and his best man had a major falling out, major enough for his old best mate and best man to let her know what he'd got up to that night.

They were divorced 8 months later.

 

[Devolution]

Absolutely nothing you wouldn't want the new wife to find about someday.

Mate of mine made the mistake of having a last night as a single fling that went as far as a BJ, all was fine until a few years later when him and his best man had a major falling out, major enough for his old best mate and best man to let her know what he'd got up to that night.

They were divorced 8 months later.

Sounds like he shouldn't gave gotten married in the first place.

 

[equap]

hover hands, all night long.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hover hands, all night long.

Whoa whoa save the kinky stuff for the marriage.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

The majority of you are wrong.

The question is "What can the groom get away with, not what should the groom be able to get away with.

Only serious answer is anything.

Besides that, some of you are ridiculous. Consult the wife? WTF? Your best man controls the actions. He knows you, he knows what you'll put up with.

 

[kehs]

The fuck are you doing getting married if you're willing fuck around with someone being paid to be there?

 

[Devolution]

The majority of you are wrong.

The question is "What can the groom get away with, not what should the groom be able to get away with.

Only serious answer is anything.

Besides that, some of you are ridiculous. Consult the wife? WTF? Your best man controls the actions. He know you, he knows what you'll put up with.

Must not feed troll.

 

[Osiris]

Sounds like he shouldn't gave gotten married in the first place.

I'm sure he agreed with that sentiment after losing half his house.

 

[Salmonax]

One of my friends had a stripper put a lollipop in her snatch and then stuck it in his mouth. Besides being fucking disgusting I thought that was crossing the line.

That's only crossing the line if the fiancee has some sort of weird hangup about herpes.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Must not feed troll.

Stop being such a shrew Devo.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

The groom can get a blowie as long as it's from the best man.