NFL 2011 Divisional Round |OT| Jesus cast flag merchants, rapists out of His temple

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I don't even know what to say.

Tiny Hands vs. The non-Tebow Virgin in one championship game and

The Murderers vs the Dark Lord QB and his Manwhore tight end in the other.

No FEMA money
Even though the Niners might deserve some considering their home stadium
, no basketball players, no rapists, no thugs with funny names, no juicers, no UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA products, no divine intervention, no stat-padders, no discount double checks, and no cowards.

Just good, clean, honest football. Shall be glorious.
 
I don't even know what to say.

Tiny Hands vs. The non-Tebow Virgin in one championship game and

The Murderers vs the Dark Lord QB and his Manwhore tight end.

No FEMA money
Even though the Niners might deserve some considering their home stadium
, no basketball players, no rapists, no thugs, no juicers, no UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA products, no divine intervention, no stat-padders, no discount double checks, and no cowards.

Just good, clean, honest football. Shall be glorious.

WRONG

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Soaked in beer, voice gone, goddamn HEAD RUBBED RAW CAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD LUCK, FUCK.

First let me just say.... FUCK Aaron Rodgers, discount double check THIS bitch, fuck BJ Raji, the line is soft right? YOU WERE A COMPLETE NON-FACTOR BITCH, fuck Charles Woodson, you soft motherfucker you missed the game in 2007, the game earlier in 2011, and now you were a COMPLETE NON-FACTOR BITCH, fuck Jermichael Fleabag and his constant whining for flags, fuck Clay Matthews, 4.5 sacks in 2 seasons - how the fuck are you considered one of the best LBs in the league? GO FUCK ESPN WHOREBAG ANALYSTS. Fuck Greg Jennings and that BULLSHIT TD catch in the first game, FUCK John KUHNT and his fucking white supremacist call of COOOON. YES BLACK PEOPLE PLAY IN THE NFL ASSHOLE. Fuck Donald Driver, I actually have respect for you but fuck you anyway, fuck you Joe Philbin and your goddamn rapist son Michael Philbin for trying to take away from the game. FUCK THE GODDAMN ENTIRE CITY of GREEN BAY. I bought a share and WIPED MY ASS WITH IT. Most importantly FUCK THE LEGENDARY, FUCK EZNARK, FUCK MASTERSHAKE, FUCK BUCKETHEAD, FUCK WEINKE, FUCK WINOMICOUGHEAOGHDHSASSHEAD, FUCK CONRAD, FUCK ZZMITCH, FUCK GREG, FUCK AZGREG, FUCK MADTOWN, AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BILL LEAVY THE HEAD OF PACKERS GAF.

GIANTS WIN BITCH, NFC CG COMING RIGHT UP

BRING ON THE NINERS, I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But wait....

I have a special gift.

For TheLegendary who talked shit ALL

FUCKING

WEEK.

HERE YOU GO, ENJOY WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man, it really is sort of funny watching Packers Gaf whine about a dig at someone who died after all of the Katrina jokes throughout the entire season.
 
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/packers/40400607.html

According to the criminal complaint, Michael Philbin, who was 17 at the time, hosted a party at the family's Sonoran Court home near Southwest High School on Aug. 21. The Packers flew to Denver that day to play the Broncos the next evening in an exhibition game.

One of the victims said that after she passed out from intoxication, Michael Philbin "performed an act of sexual intercourse against her will," in the family's living room.

The second victim, who also admitted being intoxicated to the point of passing out, alleged that after Michael Philbin helped her to the bed in the master bedroom, he undressed her and "performed an act of sexual intercourse on her without her consent.
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Soaked in beer, voice gone, goddamn HEAD RUBBED RAW CAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD LUCK, FUCK.

First let me just say.... FUCK Aaron Rodgers, discount double check THIS bitch, fuck BJ Raji, the line is soft right? YOU WERE A COMPLETE NON-FACTOR BITCH, fuck Charles Woodson, you soft motherfucker you missed the game in 2007, the game earlier in 2011, and now you were a COMPLETE NON-FACTOR BITCH, fuck Jermichael Fleabag and his constant whining for flags, fuck Clay Matthews, 4.5 sacks in 2 seasons - how the fuck are you considered one of the best LBs in the league? GO FUCK ESPN WHOREBAG ANALYSTS. Fuck Greg Jennings and that BULLSHIT TD catch in the first game, FUCK John KUHNT and his fucking white supremacist call of COOOON. YES BLACK PEOPLE PLAY IN THE NFL ASSHOLE. Fuck Donald Driver, I actually have respect for you but fuck you anyway, fuck you Joe Philbin and your goddamn rapist son Michael Philbin for trying to take away from the game. FUCK THE GODDAMN ENTIRE CITY of GREEN BAY. I bought a share and WIPED MY ASS WITH IT. Most importantly FUCK THE LEGENDARY, FUCK EZNARK, FUCK MASTERSHAKE, FUCK BUCKETHEAD, FUCK WEINKE, FUCK WINOMICOUGHEAOGHDHSASSHEAD, FUCK CONRAD, FUCK ZZMITCH, FUCK GREG, FUCK AZGREG, FUCK MADTOWN, AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BILL LEAVY THE HEAD OF PACKERS GAF.

GIANTS WIN BITCH, NFC CG COMING RIGHT UP

BRING ON THE NINERS, I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But wait....

I have a special gift.

For TheLegendary who talked shit ALL

FUCKING

WEEK.

HERE YOU GO, ENJOY WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Basically Wellington to Packer-GAF

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Deon Grant apologized for shoving Hall of Fame Finley and went over what the pushing and shoving was about. From Ralph Vacchiano:




FMT like in it's level of amazing.;) :jnc

Welli is cool but there is only one FMT.

Being a Dbag should be left to the pros. FMT and the Harbaugh sisters.
 
I think the Pats are going back to the Super Bowl, but I have no idea who to take in the NFC. A Giants-Pats rematch would be interesting I guess.
 
i got nothin' for post game next week. i've already said my peace against the giants when we beat them earlier in the season. just going to be a good old fashioned mudbowl (60% chance of rain)!
 
Man, it really is sort of funny watching Packers Gaf whine about a dig at someone who died after all of the Katrina jokes throughout the entire season.
Man it is really not the same thing.

Pretty sure no one was cracking Katrina jokes a week after it happened.
Also it was never directed towards anyone and made personal.
 
just read about the son... he was a multiple rapist, and dies under mysterious circumstances? it does sound like something from a dexter episode.
From my understanding, it's not mysterious whatsoever. He was drinking on or near the river and then fell in and died. Too common in Wisconsin and Minnesota, which is a shame, but not really all that mysterious.

Unless I'm mistaken.
 
Man it is really not the same thing.

Pretty sure no one was cracking Katrina jokes a week after it happened.
Also it was never directed towards anyone and made personal.

Who cares how soon after that it happened? And it was pretty damn personal for me, and I'm sure a few other posters from Louisiana. But whatever.
 
From my understanding, it's not mysterious whatsoever. He was drinking on or near the river and then fell in and died. Too common in Wisconsin and Minnesota, which is a shame, but not really all that mysterious.

Unless I'm mistaken.

Yeah, this is common. Undertow is a bitch.
 
From my understanding, it's not mysterious whatsoever. He was drinking on or near the river and then fell in and died. Too common in Wisconsin and Minnesota, which is a shame, but not really all that mysterious.

Unless I'm mistaken.

I never had too much sympathy for the guy anyways, even before the whole sexual assault thing reared its ugly head. You're an idiot if you go boozing out in the cold Wisconsin nights by yourself and fall into a river.
 
Who wanted niners avatars?
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FINE. I apologize. It is unbecoming of myself and the rest of Giants-Gaf. We are a quiet and reserved bunch and my Youngs Double Stout/Pickle-Back fueled rant is not very becoming.
 
Yeah I think this is a joke, even for conspiracy theories.

I never had too much sympathy for the guy anyways, even before the whole sexual assault thing reared its ugly head. You're an idiot if you go boozing out in the cold Wisconsin nights by yourself and fall into a river.
Yeah. Never will understand what draws people to the water...unless it's a serial killer???? :O
 
I never had too much sympathy for the guy anyways, even before the whole sexual assault thing reared its ugly head. You're an idiot if you go boozing out in the cold Wisconsin nights by yourself and fall into a river.

Keep an eye on your boy Eznark. I think he's all but admitted to late night drunken walks...
 
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