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[RatskyWatsky]

Fast Food place...I know lame.

Nothing wrong with that. But why is he scared about work?

 

[Alcoori]

What would you have done [or thought] if your ex was with someone prettier/more handsome/better looking/etc.?

I would probably have felt super shitty to have been replaced with a 2.0 version of myself.

Anyway, I decided to read my own horoscope on a gay horoscope site: http://www.homostrology.com/love/cancer_love.php

It almost describes me perfectly, WTF!

Also my guy is a Gemini and it seems to fit him kind of...

The Gay Taurus: For A Raging Bull, You're Kind Of A Princess.

That seems accurate.

 

[Sai-kun]

That seems accurate.

Hey I'm a Taurus too I read both and they seem pretty accurate, haha.

 

[MidnightScott]

I'm not really one of those people who follows horoscopes though, I was just curious what it would say. It basically said I'm on my period lol

 

[Sagitario]

I would probably have felt super shitty to have been replaced with a 2.0 version of myself.

Do you think that would have been the only reason? The looks?

 

[Alcoori]

Hey I'm a Taurus too I read both and they seem pretty accurate, haha.

It's such a load of crap, I've read the guide describing how Taurus gays are and half of the things are exactly what I hate. Most glaring example:

Tauruse men can be a bit money obsessed, but that can be used to your advantage at this point. Show him your prized possessions, he will surely appreciate them.

I don't give a fuck about money and prized possession. I'd like to see someone try to impress me with that just so that I can see how fast my penis can climb back inside my body given how off-putting that'll be to me.

Do you think that would have been the only reason? The looks?

No because I think I know him well enough to know why we didn't work out and it wasn't because of looks. We still talk almost everyday, he's one of my very good friends now.

 

[Sagitario]

Then I highly doubt you would be replaced with Dre 2.0

 

[Delio]

Wow the Gemini stuff doesn't match me at all. Not a single bit of it :x

 

[Sai-kun]

It's such a load of crap, I've read the guide describing how Taurus gays are and half of the things are exactly what I hate. Most glaring example:

Haha okay, that part isn't true for me either. But most of the stuff about being stubborn is totally true

 

[dragonlife]

Just came back from watching Underworld: Awakening (I really liked it. I thought it was the best one yet) and, goddamn, there were two hot dudes me and my sister talked over, haha.

Theo James and Kris Holden-Ried

Especially the latter. Om nom.

 

[Sagitario]

I'm terrible at talking to people directly about things, so I feel like I'd be the last person to just straight up say to someone "Hey, I kinda like you and you kinda like me, is this going somewhere?"

:/ So instead I'll just wonder if anything will happen.

I see. I can somehow relate. Makes you wish that assertiveness was something that came naturally, right? If people tried to be more assertive, so much unnecessary drama and waste of time could be avoided.

 

[Fantastical]

the stalker factor is fairly high for the Crab.

Yeah, this site is bullshit, doesn't describe me at all.

...

 

[Sai-kun]

I see. I can somehow relate. Makes you wish that assertiveness was something that came naturally, right? If people tried to be more assertive, so much unnecessary drama and waste of time could be avoided.

I wish the other party was assertive I hate being not assertive though. It's only when it comes to relationship stuff like this, too. When I do school work and work with other people, or at my job, I'm usually pretty assertive, I think.

 

[royalan]

I just did something really stupid.

On new years eve i packed up all my and my ex's photos, his letters, presents, stuffed animals, even clothes I have, and packed it all in a box and threw it in the back of the closet. I deleted his number, his email, removed him, and the homewrecker off of facebook, i said 2012 it was time to say goodbye for good.

My coworker came up to me and decides to tell me "oh i think you were right about Him and that homewrecker getting together, he just posted pictures of them on facebook"

I did all this to keep him out of sight, out of mind, and to keep me from checking his facebook.

I then went to a really dark place in my head, the jealousy surged right back into me, then proceeded to go to a friends desk, hijack her facebook, and check it.

I made it 24 days without even so much as looking, and I feel like a weakling, and an idiot for having done that.

Ugh, I've been there...

I unfriended my last ex...but he's still friends with my BFF and I know her facebook password (she gave it to me to help her set it up back when facebook was new). For about a year after our break up I would sign in to her account just to look at his profile. Even now I don't know why I did that; it never made me feel good. In fact, whenever he posted pics of a boy it made me feel like shit.

Finally my friend caught me, though, and got super pissed. Not because I was signing in to her facebook, but because I was being a "pathetic little shit all hung up on a man" to paraphrase...

 

[ivysaur12]

Sent him a fairly quick text a few hours ago. Still hasn't gotten back to me. Oh well... He was one of the hottest guys I've been with, kinda sad.

 

[Masamuna]

Seems like 90% of Leo is pretty accurate for me.

Pack a bottle of massge oil and pressure toys for your rendezvous with Leo. At the first available opportunity, get his shirt off and treat his back to your finest rendition of Chopin’s symphonies. Don’t quit until you have him literally groaning with joy…Leos often love a good body rub more than the act itself. Your extroardinary performance will be rewarded in due course.

Mmmm, sounds about right.

To spice things up, recording the event will almost certainly appeal to the Lion, who will doubtless watch it many times in appreciation of his fine acrobatics. Frequent compliments should be liberally inserted into the night’s proceedings; he’s likelier to remember your telling him how great he is, than the act itself.

da fuck? Bullshit.

 

[Magnus]

Sent him a fairly quick text a few hours ago. Still hasn't gotten back to me. Oh well... He was one of the hottest guys I've been with, kinda sad.

Who's that? I didn't see an earlier post of yours for the last few pages, lol

Just for amusement, I checked out that homostrology site for myself, as a Scorpio. Yeah, half of it was some stranger I'm nothing like (but who I kind of want to be), and the other half was complete bullshit, lol. I suppose the one accurate nugget in there was this:

Scorpios generally don’t call back after a one-night stand, so if long-term is on your agenda, be buddies first and let him set the pace. As things heat up, guide his piercing orbs toward “accidentally” exposed spots of your most flattering flesh, by stretching and bending, heedless to the show you’re giving him. It’s not wise to make the first move with a Scorpio; far better to entice him to come to you.

Although...if I enjoyed the one-night, I will call, whether I want more or not. And I kind of find myself waiting for someone else to make the first move. But the bit about 'accidental exposure' is 100% spot on, lol.

 

[Replicant]

homostrology babbling

Now THIS is rock-bottom guys.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

^ what he said.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

lol, Chopin symphonies

 

[Ollie Pooch]

You know you're desperate when you're reading fucking horoscopes.

Apparently as a scorpio I don't accept apologies (bullshit), i'm fiercely jealous (also not true), more of a top than a bottom (wrong). It even says tickets to Cirque du Soleil or an all-night rave might be right up my alley, but if they're not, give them to my friends. LOL!

Oh wait, the disclaimer at the end 'there's no such thing as a typical scorpio'. Thank god for that! The one good thing about rubbish horoscope profiles is that the scorpio ones always say I'm filthy in the sack. Which is absolutely true

 

[MidnightScott]

You know you're desperate when you're reading fucking horoscopes.

Apparently as a scorpio I don't accept apologies (bullshit), i'm fiercely jealous (also not true), more of a top than a bottom (wrong). It even says tickets to Cirque du Soleil or an all-night rave might be right up my alley, but if they're not, give them to my friends. LOL!

Oh wait, the disclaimer at the end 'there's no such thing as a typical scorpio'. Thank god for that! The one good thing about rubbish horoscope profiles is that the scorpio ones always say I'm filthy in the sack. Which is absolutely true

I was just curious jeez, but I still think you are hot

 

[Ollie Pooch]

I was just curious jeez, but I still think you are hot

Sorry, I didn't mean that as a go at you - when I was embarrassingly hung up on some guy years ago I did the same. They're just fuel for desperation, unfortunately. haha.

Thanks

 

[Alcoori]

Oh wait, the disclaimer at the end 'there's no such thing as a typical scorpio'. Thank god for that! The one good thing about rubbish horoscope profiles is that the scorpio ones always say I'm filthy in the sack. Which is absolutely true

So if I understand correctly the whole point of horoscope is that people are described by the time of the year they're born in but at the same time they're not because there's no such thing as a typical *whatever sign*.

Oh horoscopes, you so crazy.

 

[lenovox1]

Sent him a fairly quick text a few hours ago. Still hasn't gotten back to me. Oh well... He was one of the hottest guys I've been with, kinda sad.

Hmm, maybe he didn't save your number in his phone. Do you think he knew who was texting him? What I mean is, did you say "Hi, xxx" or "Had a good time last night. (And even this might be a little too vague)"?

Either way, other fish in the sea and all that jazz.

You know you're desperate when you're reading fucking horoscopes.

Apparently as a scorpio I don't accept apologies (bullshit), i'm fiercely jealous (also not true), more of a top than a bottom (wrong). It even says tickets to Cirque du Soleil or an all-night rave might be right up my alley, but if they're not, give them to my friends. LOL!

Oh wait, the disclaimer at the end 'there's no such thing as a typical scorpio'. Thank god for that! The one good thing about rubbish horoscope profiles is that the scorpio ones always say I'm filthy in the sack. Which is absolutely true

I know a scorpio like the one described, but as a scorpio myself, ditto. Well, maybe except the last two things you listed in the second graf.

 

[CornBurrito]

Fast Food place...I know lame.

Anyway, I decided to read my own horoscope on a gay horoscope site: http://www.homostrology.com/love/cancer_love.php

It almost describes me perfectly, WTF!

Oh em gee lyke no wayyyy!!!!

Hey I'm a Taurus too I read both and they seem pretty accurate, haha.

WOAH?! 2 for 2?!!

So if I understand correctly the whole point of horoscope is that people are described by the time of the year they're born in but at the same time they're not because there's no such thing as a typical *whatever sign*.

Oh horoscopes, you so crazy.

It is almost like they can never be wrong...

WOAH....

Also guys, stereotyping is totally wrong. Which is why we should never use stereotypes like twink and bear.

*Looks at horoscopes*

El oh el, those [insert sign] are so like that. All of them.

 

[fernoca]

Darn, mine (Virgo) was kinda insulting and didn't described me at all (delicate flower, picky, criticising others clothing, expecting other to be perfect or how others should be perfect to get my attention...???). XD

Then again, I was born 2 months earlier, so... not a true Virgo..

I also liked the Rocky Horror Show (movie) and would love to go to one of the live shows.

 

[SpiffyG]

You know you're desperate when you're reading fucking horoscopes.

Apparently as a scorpio I don't accept apologies (bullshit), i'm fiercely jealous (also not true), more of a top than a bottom (wrong). It even says tickets to Cirque du Soleil or an all-night rave might be right up my alley, but if they're not, give them to my friends. LOL!

Oh wait, the disclaimer at the end 'there's no such thing as a typical scorpio'. Thank god for that! The one good thing about rubbish horoscope profiles is that the scorpio ones always say I'm filthy in the sack. Which is absolutely true

Who's that? I didn't see an earlier post of yours for the last few pages, lol

Just for amusement, I checked out that homostrology site for myself, as a Scorpio. Yeah, half of it was some stranger I'm nothing like (but who I kind of want to be), and the other half was complete bullshit, lol. I suppose the one accurate nugget in there was this:



Although...if I enjoyed the one-night, I will call, whether I want more or not. And I kind of find myself waiting for someone else to make the first move. But the bit about 'accidental exposure' is 100% spot on, lol.

Team Scorpio!!

So if I understand correctly the whole point of horoscope is that people are described by the time of the year they're born in but at the same time they're not because there's no such thing as a typical *whatever sign*.

Oh horoscopes, you so crazy.

I think for Scorpios, since it's known as the sign of "extremes", some are horribly bad and others are amazingly good. All Scorpios are capable of both. Although the most common characteristics are usually: mysterious, secretive, passionate, and dem eyes.

 

[CornBurrito]

All Scorpios are capable of both, extreme bad and extreme good. Although the most common characteristics are usually: mysterious, secretive, passionate, and an intense glare.

So basically both Hitler and Ghandi were Scorpios? Or were they other signs and they also just happened to be capable of extreme good and evil?

Darn, mine (Virgo) was kinda insulting and didn't described me at all (delicate flower, picky, criticising others clothing). XD

Then again, I was born 2 months earlier, so... not a true Virgo..

I also liked the Rocky Horror Show (movie) and would love to go to one of the live shows.

IIRC people are more likely to report personality reports as innacurate if the report describes mostly negative aspects. Funny how that works huh?

 

[SpiffyG]

So basically both Hitler and Ghandi were Scorpios? Or were they other signs and they also just happened to be capable of extreme good and evil?

IIRC people are more likely to report personality reports as innacurate if the report describes mostly negative aspects. Funny how that works huh?

That's just what is usually says about Scorpios. I was just assuming that's why that article said there is no typical Scorpio. Or maybe it says that for every sign. *shrug*

 

[fernoca]

IIRC people are more likely to report personality reports as innacurate if the report describes mostly negative aspects. Funny how that works huh?

Yeah, but not even the negatives aspects are related to me. (not delicate, don't expect others to be perfect, don't make fun of clothing of others ..heck I always wear a polo and jeans/pants). I love small details (nothing pricey) and that horoscope says that Virgos are usually not cheap and not easy to impress.

Plus there were barely any positives about the Virgo over there; so I couldn't identify with the positives neither.

But as I said, I was premature (2 months earlier); so who knows what might've been my actual sign if I wasn't rushing to get out. Scorpio sounds more like me even the whole no apologies and private type.

 

[branny]

Haha, the Libra profile on that site is gold.

 

[7threst]

Team Scorpio!!

I think for Scorpios, since it's known as the sign of "extremes", some are horribly bad and others are amazingly good. All Scorpios are capable of both. Although the most common characteristics are usually: mysterious, secretive, passionate, and dem eyes.

I'm a Scorpio and I have a lazy eye, so there is definitely truth in this hehe

 

[Alcoori]

Yeah, but not even the negatives aspects are related to me. (not delicate, don't expect others to be perfect, don't make fun of clothing of others ..heck I always wear a polo and jeans/pants). I love small details (nothing pricey) and that horoscope says that Virgos are usually not cheap and not easy to impress.

Plus there were barely any positives about the Virgo over there; so I couldn't identify with the positives neither.

But as I said, I was premature (2 months earlier); so who knows what might've been my actual sign if I wasn't rushing to get out. Scorpio sounds more like me even the whole no apologies and private type.

Wait, isn't your sign supposed to be dependent on the day you were born no matter if you're premature or late?

Remember when they said that there was a 13th sign? That was hilarious.

No but seriously, if someone says to me something along the lines "you're such a Taurus" I will just NOPE out of there.

 

[SpaceBridge]

http://www.homostrology.com/love/cancer_love.php

 

[SpiffyG]

I'm a Scorpio and I have a lazy eye, so there is definitely truth in this hehe

Are people frightened by your glare?

Wait, isn't your sign supposed to be dependent on the day you were born no matter if you're premature or late?

Remember when they said that there was a 13th sign? That was hilarious.

No but seriously, if someone says to me something along the lines "you're such a Taurus" I will just NOPE out of there.

That's such a Taurus thing to say.

 

[7threst]

Are people frightened by your glare?

Not that I know of. I hope not

 

[TheSeks]

Now THIS is rock-bottom guys.

Yeah, I'm gonna say half this stuff they've wrote is a bunch of bullshit.

 

[CornBurrito]

Not that I know of. I hope not

Obviously they are. How could the horoscope be wrong?

 

[Koomaster]

Aquarius here! \ ^___^ /

Horoscope stuff is really fun and interesting to read so long as you don't take it too seriously. It's engaging thinking about yourself in the framework of what a horoscope says about you.

 

[SpiffyG]

Obviously they are. How could the horoscope be wrong?

Exactly. Even if you don't think something pertains to you, if you are that sign, it must be in your true nature. You just may not have realized it yet.

 

[red13th]

Whoa whoa. To all LoL players in GayGAF, my boyfriend just sent me these links and I needed to share. Jinx recently started selling League of Legends shirts, yeah, but guess who's the model they picked?

http://www.jinx.com/p/league_of_legends_shark_bear_premium_tee.html?catid=&s=leagueoflegends
http://www.jinx.com/p/league_of_legends_singed_premium_tee.html?catid=&s=leagueoflegends

Rivington!!! <3 <3
I love Riot, they do care about their fanbase.
Rivington is so dreamy. <3 <3

 

[chronos4590]

So I looked at that homo astrology site......

Gay Libra Astrology Profile:
I know you've looked in a mirror recently. The dimples, the full pouting lips, and let's not underestimate the power of your nicely rounded posterior.

True and Very True

Think more Gilmore Girls, less Sopranos.

-___- thefuckisthisshit.jpg

 

[Sagitario]

^ Hey hey hey! Gilmore Girls was good. Don't be a hater! I mean, mothers and daughters… they speak so fast, but they speak so true!


Seriously, I don't know what's worse... the horoscopes or the LiveJournal stuff.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Team Scorpio!!

I think for Scorpios, since it's known as the sign of "extremes", some are horribly bad and others are amazingly good. All Scorpios are capable of both. Although the most common characteristics are usually: mysterious, secretive, passionate, and dem eyes.

I have eyes. That profile is spot on ;P

 

[Phonomezer]

Fast Food place...I know lame.

Anyway, I decided to read my own horoscope on a gay horoscope site: http://www.homostrology.com/love/cancer_love.php

It almost describes me perfectly, WTF!

Also my guy is a Gemini and it seems to fit him kind of...

Pisces here:

More positive connections can be made by frequenting art galleries, poetry readings, and animal rights rallies. Pisces are usually sensitive to the plight of animals, and will be genuinely moved if you rescue an unwanted pet from the pound or volunteer at a shelter.

Hahaha, yeah right, more like THE PUB and FISTING SCHOOL.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Im a Cancer, and we're always described as stoic but emotional messes. Honestly though, arent most gay men basket cases. ;-)

And how Midnight and I are the same sign and behave so different nullifies all astrology.

Now astronomy is where its at.

 

[chronos4590]

I consider myself into astrology but not too much. Real or fake idgaf. It's mindless fun for me.
However though...of all the astrology things I've seen over the years, that site is complete bullshit. comeatmebros.jpg

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Pisces here:

Hahaha, yeah right, more like THE PUB and FISTING SCHOOL.

Or an opium den, if those still exist.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

I don't have many instant-dealbreakers, but an interest in this sort of thing is one of them.