2012 NBA Feb |OT2| Kobe Bryant is a MAN

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They sent me a postcard a while back that said COME BACK - ONCE A BRUIN, ALWAYS A BRUIN. I was like, "Wow, that's a really nice sentiment--I wish you'd had it when YOU EXPELLED ME." Then I used it as a bookmark in O.J. Simpson's If I Did It.

Its like they say, you're only a bRuin for 4 (sometimes 6 to 8) years.

Also, you got expelled? Wut.
 
Here's some speculative info on how the Arena is being financed:



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What a dumbass. Can't even remember Bibby, who was killing them, or Bojax who killed them as well. Shaq should thank his waning braincells for NBA refs.

Also eat a dick for saying Vlade had no balls. Divac was dealing with family and friends in the middle of an ugly, genocidal civil war. The worst Shaq has faced is a missing cue card.

They won. 3 times in a row i might add.
 
They sent me a postcard a while back that said COME BACK - ONCE A BRUIN, ALWAYS A BRUIN. I was like, "Wow, that's a really nice sentiment--I wish you'd had it when YOU EXPELLED ME." Then I used it as a bookmark in O.J. Simpson's If I Did It.

They ended up expelling you? Wtf brate :(
 
Also eat a dick for saying Vlade had no balls. Divac was dealing with family and friends in the middle of an ugly, genocidal civil war. The worst Shaq has faced is a missing cue card.

You do realize which side Divac stood during the Balkan wars, right? And you do realize by 2001 the wars were over, right?
 
David Stern's wondering why the league's losing money? That's why. People pay good money to watch these athletes play and they try to take over the fucking game.

Shaq we're on live!

I don't give a shit

I know...
 
They sent me a postcard a while back that said COME BACK - ONCE A BRUIN, ALWAYS A BRUIN. I was like, "Wow, that's a really nice sentiment--I wish you'd had it when YOU EXPELLED ME." Then I used it as a bookmark in O.J. Simpson's If I Did It.

I "won" my lawsuit against my school recently too. Got 40% of 'my student loan' knocked off and all of my eligibility back. They wanted me to come and speak for some community service venture. One day, Ill get around to xeroxing my ass and sending it to them.
 
David Stern's wondering why the league's losing money? That's why. People pay good money to watch these athletes play and they try to take over the fucking game.

Shaq we're on live!

I don't give a shit

I know...

LA ruined Shaq. He thought he was the next Eddie Murphy. We thought he was the next Jim Brown.

God I don't miss Cali at all....sad
 
Right, but he was on the wrong side of history on that front. His family didn't face fear of genocide.

He wasn't exactly down with the genocide. He knew people on the different sides back from the Yugo team.

Wait WHY is this a conversation. Point stands. Vlade has balls. Shaq is fat and dumb.
 
What?

Shaq just loves to hype up his own legacy. Just like they all do.

They all tell history how they want it perceived, real or not.

People who did not know hoops thought MJ was a great guy. Everybody knows Shaq's a dick.

MJ never had to hype shit. Ever.Nike did it for him.
 
Let's all agree Shaq was an MJ level dick minus the popular culture approval.

Shaq wishes he had MJ's clout.

Can you guys imagine Jordan on a panel? He'd shit on everyone non-stop during the pregame, race Kenny for pinks at half-time, then ask Chuck if his kids look like him after the game. All while wearing a zoot suit.

And MJ hyped himself plenty... he just didn't go through the amateur hour phase like everyone else.
 
Shaq wishes he had MJ's clout.

Can you guys imagine Jordan on a panel? He'd shit on everyone non-stop during the pregame, race Kenny for pinks at half-time, then ask Chuck if his kids look like him after the game. All while wearing a zoot suit.

Where did i ever say that? Lol please...

Link me to an interview where MJ ever sounded like Shaq.
 
Shaq wishes he had MJ's clout.

Can you guys imagine Jordan on a panel? He'd shit on everyone non-stop during the pregame, race Kenny for pinks at half-time, then ask Chuck if his kids look like him after the game. All while wearing a zoot suit.

Imagine how he would have drafted 'Team Jeffrey' for the Rising Stars?

"I'm writing in my son Marcus..."
 
I want to see him do it. Just so I can hear the whole Kwame thing from his mouth. And the Brandan Wright episode too.
Where did i ever say that? Lol please...

Where did I say you did? Eat a cookie. Calm down. You come off like this is your first time around any kind of basketball related shit talk.
 
People who did not know hoops thought MJ was a great guy. Everybody knows Shaq's a dick.

MJ never had to hype shit. Ever.Nike did it for him.

That's because MJ kept it in private circles, while Shaq is full out talking shit in public.
 
I want to see him do it. Just so I can hear the whole Kwame thing from his mouth. And the Brandan Wright episode too.

Where did I say you did? Eat a cookie. Calm down. You come off like this is your first time around any kind of basketball related shit talk.

When did I say that? Get off my nuts, please.
 
He didn't even reply to you?

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btw, after hawaii, i'm taking my next trip to spain.

any good spots/bad spots you'd recommend?

You cant go wrong with Madrid/Barcelona

Valencia and marbella are also all kinds of awesome, but really depends what you like. For example, if you're really, REALLY into seafood, then go to Galicia. If you're really into Islamic architecture then go to Granada and Sevilla.

Places to avoid? Portugal.
 
You cant go wrong with Madrid/Barcelona

Valencia and marbella are also all kinds of awesome, but really depends what you like. For example, if you're really, REALLY into seafood, then go to Galicia. If you're really into Islamic architecture then go to Granada and Sevilla.

Places to avoid? Portugal.

But got to where the Portuguese colonized in South America!

<swoon>
 
You cant go wrong with Madrid/Barcelona

Valencia and marbella are also all kinds of awesome, but really depends what you like. For example, if you're really, REALLY into seafood, then go to Galicia. If you're really into Islamic architecture then go to Granada and Sevilla.

Places to avoid? Portugal.

Racist.
 
MJ was the first, smart asshole athlete. The first to make a business out of putting others down. Nike hopped on him, not the other way around.
You cant go wrong with Madrid/Barcelona

Valencia and marbella are also all kinds of awesome, but really depends what you like. For example, if you're really, REALLY into seafood, then go to Galicia. If you're really into Islamic architecture then go to Granada and Sevilla.
I've been looking at Barcelona mainly because I'm a newb at this. I went to Italy when I was 17 or so and that was... well, I got lucky looking back on the whole thing. But I'll check into Granada. You aren't the first person to recommend it to me.
Places to avoid? Portugal.
racist
 
MJ was the first, smart asshole athlete. The first to make a business out of putting others down. Nike hopped on him, not the other way around.
I've been looking at Barcelona mainly because I'm a newb at this. I went to Italy when I was 17 or so and that was... well, I got lucky looking back on the whole thing. But I'll check into Granada. You aren't the first person to recommend it to me.

racist

We totally agree then. Btw had he taken that adidas deal nike would have been the reebok of the shoe industry. They owe the empire. Period.
 
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