What's a nipple? My femshep fucks with her clothes on, so I'm still trying to figure that out.
Mass Effect 3 SPOILER THREAD: LOTS OF SPECULATION FROM EVERYONE
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What's a nipple? My femshep fucks with her clothes on, so I'm still trying to figure that out.
WAT? No. It's this gorgeous creature:
EDIT: Welp! Didn't realize that there's that big gaping.....hole. Edited just to be safe.
that's only for Ardat Yakshi.
bigace33
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Those aren't normal Asari are they? I think they are the ardat Yakshi that have been reaperized.WAT? No. It's this gorgeous creature:
EDIT: Welp! Didn't realize that there's that big gaping.....hole. Edited just to be safe.
heliosRAzi
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Futuristic pasties?
ProtoCents
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WAT? No. It's this gorgeous creature:
EDIT: Welp! Didn't realize that there's that big gaping.....hole. Edited just to be safe.
You trying to get me erect over here?
Hmm IIRC, according to the artbook their design is based on what'd happen if an Asari is turned into Reaper. So I dunno.
FAIL ERECT 3: Indoctrination.
I loved the Synthesis ending. I can tell it's divisive but I'm really surprised that so many seem to hate it. I need to look back at some of the reasonings why. I hope Bioware doesn't succumb to fan pressure and release new ending DLC or something. Shepard's story is done and wrapped up well.
In the synthesized ending, children are breastfed data by being held up to their mother's nipple bluetooth unit.
The way they were deflecting most all responses made it obvious that their tweets served no purpose but to downplay negative responses.
It's just PR.
Im_So_Pringles
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The thing that really fucking pisses me off about this game is that it all was so great, but then the end sucked balls. How does that happen? Sure, the Crucible was a bit of a cop-out, but how else could they have done things? From the get-go it was basically known that the Reapers couldn't be beaten by conventional means, so I get that.
I just hate that I've been played Mass Effect games semi-regularly for 5 years now, but then they end it like this. It's extremely disappointing.
I just hate that I've been played Mass Effect games semi-regularly for 5 years now, but then they end it like this. It's extremely disappointing.
Karak
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Sadly Obsidian is slowly falling apart. I would love for them to make a Justified video game!
It's not a problem with the synthesis ending as much as it is a problem with the endings being damn similar.
Blue, Green, and Red space magic all taste the same. They shouldn't taste the same.
I am looking forward to Gary Whitta's adaptation of the novel for Shamashamdingdong then.
heliosRAzi
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1. No closure
2. Synthetics vs. organics theme out of nowhere (and proven wrong by EDI and the geth)
3. Stupid Kid
4. Identical endings save for a different flavor.
LightofRohan
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This still movin on? I've missed the past 5 hours. Any new discoveries?
EatChildren
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To be fair, regardless of their job, I don't feel it is a community manager's job to engage in hostile arguments with disappointment fans over game elements that were beyond their decision making. Jessica Merizan has said she wants to hear opinions good and bad, and while she might seem deflective I don't really feel there's much more she can do about it. Arguing with disappointed fans over twitter isn't the way, and the people who should be responding are the developers themselves.
Because it combines organics/synthetics into homogenized robo-creatures, removing much of the uniqueness of the galaxy's variety of races. Not to mention all the mass relays still blow up, and everyone dies.
Even Heavy Rain's 17+ endings have more variety than these.
Jake Tower
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INDOCTRINATED AGENT DETECTED
I actually haven't seen the others yet. I'll check them out tomorrow.
Karak
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Heavy Rains TITLE SCREEN had more variety than these.
heliosRAzi
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Indoctrination detected.
In a way, the ending of Mass Effect 3 is a lot like the mall part of Heavy Rain; You can yell "JASON!!!!" all you want, but he's still getting hit by that stupid car, because he's an idiot that runs into oncoming traffic. There's nothing you can do about it.
bengraven
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Oh by the way, the Reapers claim to be culling the most evolved species and storing them sounds like bullshit to me. They use said species as weapons - what they're doing is getting stronger and stronger husks/etc with every cycle. Somehow I doubt there's a fucking Reaper storage bank on some frozen planet where all the universes races are being kept in storage.
That said, if it's true, that means there are more Protheans out there.
But it's not: they're fucking indoctrinating them all.
That said, if it's true, that means there are more Protheans out there.
But it's not: they're fucking indoctrinating them all.
lastplayed
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Vire
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Heavy Rain is about a fourth of the length of this game. Not really an apt comparison.
heliosRAzi
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ElectricBlue187
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I really wish my renegade shepard did this. And where did my glowly red eyes go?
heliosRAzi
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Such strong indoctrination in this one.
Escape Goat
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what time span does the game take place in? Nobody ever mentions the passage of tiem that I can recall. Nobody really seems to be in a real hurry to get shit done. And theres no way they can Lego the Crucible together in a couple weeks.
If only The Catalyst got hit by a car and die for real.
I can sense my 'acceptance' stage goes back to 'anger'. I don't know what to do anymore.
I'd pay for that DLC.
heliosRAzi
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It's a few months I think.
That would make for a satisfying ending
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
That's because it's a video game and it forgoes the logical passage of time to favour controlled pacing by the player to prevent tedious rushing.
I don't think you have to state it. It goes without saying that she's just trying to do her job, and it's hard to talk to people whom she doesn't even know about reasons she's not fully aware of -- besides the fact that people keep mentioning that the ending was disappointing. Keeping the conversations civil is her main priority, and being vague helps.
In one conversation, either Anderson or Hackett (?) mentions that it's been weeks since the first attack on earth.
Also, the schematics are so simple, even a kid can do it!
ElectricBlue187
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The catalyst kills with caring
heliosRAzi
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I remember somewhere that they mention that some months have passed, but I don't remember where. It's not an exact time, but they mention months.
Or I've probably been indoctrinated.
Escape Goat
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Huh? There is a narrative at play here.
pretty sure they mentioned it near the end, but i forgot exactly how long, about 1-3 month i think
Someone make this video.
get edi to send the reaper 7 zettabyte worth of explicit images
I just realized this: Couldn't they have exploded the Citadel to end all Reaper communication? Without the program running, they wouldn't have a purpose to reap.
Escape Goat
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Catalyst is a VI, right?
Fire won't kill him. A car won't kill him.
But this will
... Someone suggest that BioWare should call Jeff Goldblum!
I think the worst thing about this pic is how the player is using Vega as one of the squadmates.
Catalyst is a VI, right?
Fire won't kill him. A car won't kill him.
But this will
I should have specified: I want a fire to lay waste to those ducts so that my bad ass doesn't-give-a-shit renegade Femshep doesn't have to have nightmares featuring some random kid from Earth that she wouldn't have cared about anyway. The catalyst can then take the form of Liara or Anderson or someone else.
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