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[The Technomancer]

Come on Nintendo, this is not that hard. All we want, literally all we want is something new. Anything. Anything!

 

[grumpy]

C'mon dude, don't waste the last 10 minutes by explaining the intricate workings of mario powerups.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

It behooves you...

 

[PolarBearsClub]

How is collecting coins a novel gaming concept? Seriously. My girlfriend loves Mario and even she thinks this looks like the same old Mario.

 

[Anth0ny]

Looks like absolute shit, especially after seeing NSMB U.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

nsmb2's theme is very... weird

Desert music. Recycled from NSMB Wii I think.

 

[RedNumberFive]

I think I know how to play a Mario game, bro.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Levyne]

They're showing of New Super Mario Bros U?

No, New Super Mario Bros 2 for 3DS

See?! This shit is so dumb why does there have to be two of them instead of just titling them the same this with handheld and console versions?

 

[Dark Schala]

Mario: Moneyhats Edition

 

[BorkBork]

Total Mario Saturation.

 

[Vermillion]

...Well, Necessary Roughness is on in two minutes, so...

 

[VariantX]

this is like some groundhog day stuff here

 

[Hale-XF11]

Looks exactly like the ds game

YOU WATCH IT AND YOU LIKE IT

 

[enzo_gt]

This guy is far to much of an enthusiastic gamer to be giving PR presentations about games.

 

[Teknoman]

Whoa they actually made it one death in coin rush mode?

 

[dragonflys545]

Looks exactly like the ds game

and only Nintendo can get away with this BS!

 

[Tuck]

They're showing of New Super Mario Bros U?

No, New Super Mario bros U looks good. This is New Super Mario Bros "2." Except it looks more like NSMB 1.05

 

[Derrick01]

Oh joy, I can collect more useless coins.

Yeah seriously haha. They need to implement some sort of useful economy into these games.

Why am I collecting coins? For a pointless score? Is this 1990?

 

[Busaiku]

Mario: Moneyhats Edition

Yes!

 

[jimmypython]

Would it be more appropriate to have Wario as the protagonist?

 

[Ultimadrago]

NSMB2 looks like gold-painted garbage.

Next!

 

[Hiltz]

Note to Self: Come into next E3 with low expectations.

 

[bomma_man]

a game about Weimar republic hyperinflation, finally nintendo is making a game for mature audiences

 

[Plinko]

NEW SUPER MARIO 1%

I laughed much harder at this than I probably should have.

 

[vagabondarts]

I think I know how to play a Mario game, bro.

exactly

 

[MetalGuardian]

GOD DAMMIT, I JUST WANT ANIMAL CROSSING AND FIRE EMBLEM AND MONSTER HUNTER. THESE AREN'T MEGATONS I'M ASKING FOR

Gaaah

 

[methodman]

what the fuck. get off the stage man you talk too much

 

[Jaruru]

Monster Hunter dxxn it!!!

 

[Rodney McKay]

It's fucking mario.


There. 5 seconds and that's all you need to know.

 

[StickSoldier]

maybe its best if Nintendo doesn't have their Nintendo Direct anymore, really makes E3 a downer.

 

[Mechazawa]

Wasn't Pikmin technically a new announcement, even though everyone saw it coming?

Nope. Miyamoto acknowledged it was being worked on a long time ago. Years ago, I think.

 

[Papercuts]

Make this guy talk for everything. He's way better.

 

[ShirAhava]

Who is this Mario? What is his motivation? *listens intently*

 

[Beth Cyra]

Look Nintendo, just because Warioware does well doesn't mean you can still his fucking thing and give it to Mario so the little bastard can have more games.

 

[StevieP]

It's the same damn music. *sigh*

Probably placeholder.

 

[Krev]

It's really ugly next to the Wii U game.

 

[lettermassing]

remember when wario did this?

 

[Technosteve]

show me the new power up

 

[Htown]

it behoohoohooves the coin hive

 

[Judderman]

And people complain about Call of Duty...

 

[Neuromancer]

Can someone tell me the point of this whole thing?

 

[civilstrife]

Jesus...

Same music, same graphics...

What's the point?

 

[Jade Knight 08]

HyPe deflating...... where's Metroid or 3DS XL?

 

[Hours Left]

I feel behooved to stop watching this. What a disappointment this is.

Nintendo had 2 chances to really do/something exciting. They failed.

 

[_Alkaline_]

I thought Coin Rush mode sounds good...

And co-op...

 

[Salsa]

CO-OP

MEGATON

 

[7Th]

"In this Mario game, you can jump!"

 

[painey]

no one uses street pass

 

[sorijealut]

Are they serious? There's Diablo for mindless coin collection.

 

[Mistle]

they're demoing the entire game!