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GAF EXCLUSIVE

GAF actively trying to fool the press CONFIRMED!!!1

 

[numble]

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO OBTAIN?

 

[MThanded]

Is there a got damn live stream. Damn you microsoft

 

[derFeef]

So many rectangles. Doesn't Apple have a patent on those?

Apple is stuck on 90's bevels and curves.

 

[tino]

It would actually blow my mind if they bring back Curis

 

[Nevasleep]

A real life excel spreadsheet humanoid.

 

[Clydefrog]

Microsoft is starting a rock band

 

[AlexMogil]

Dammit Obama fix this shit

 

[Thoraxes]

I hope it's not that fold-tablet idea.

 

[Stinkles]

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO OBTAIN?

Made of purest OBTAINIUM

 

[zethren]

Microsoft to release an extra huge version of the DS.

The Microsoft DS Excel.

 

[Majine]

Look at all those Macs at an MS event:

Sacrilege.

Now I understand why they never show the audience at their E3 presentations.

 

[alphaNoid]

I hope it's not that fold-tablet idea.

lol

 

[Chanser]

The next surface table?

 

[Joel Was Right]

The Courier? My body is not ready for that yet

 

[wenis]

fuck my nda, microsoft is doing the first kinect live surgery in front of a crowd of press today.

 

[planar1280]

who has the best live blog??!??

 

[ConfusingJazz]

They are just getting into the drug game, and straight up selling heroin.

 

[Vic]

MIIICCCRROOOSSSOOOFFFTTTT!!!!!

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Microsoft DS. Aww yeah!

 

[victreeb3l]

ballmer :O?

 

[owlbeak]

I guess a paper-thin AMOLED tablet that folds??

Who the fuck knows.

 

[Windu]

ballmer on stage

 

[Centurion]

BALLMER!

 

[Brinbe]

It's time?

 

[Technosteve]

STEVE BALMER

 

[Ovid]

CNET live-blogging sucks. I'm sticking to GAF.

 

[Vanillalite]

BIG BALLLLER I MEAN BALLMER!

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Ballmer is out.. be afraid!

 

[piratepwnsninja]

6:11 PM | by eric.franklin
If it actually plays Xbox games though, i won't complain...much

Seriously? Really?

 

[giga]

lmao

 

[JetBlackPanda]

BOMB-ER is OUT

 

[Wario64]

 

[MThanded]

OK im dying here lol

 

[brotkasten]

Isn't it weird that all I'm thinking is now way too stylish this is for a Microsoft event?

 

[smr00]

4:11:46 PM PDT
Steve Ballmer is out!

shit just got real y'all

 

[The Elite]

Ballmer on stage!

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[xbhaskarx]

Ballmer appears!

 

[Kilrogg]

"time you can obtain" = "time you'll be able to go hands-on with the device", methink.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Now I understand why they never show the audience at their E3 presentations.

Remember that e3 where everyone was playing pictochat during sonys conference?

 

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DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

 

[D4Danger]

He looks like he's about to fight them

 

[JABEE]

Ballmer!

 

[Kraftwerk]

AWWWW SHIIIIIIIT

 

[Chris R]

Who dressed Ballmer?

 

[Gary Whitta]

BALLMER! YESSSSSSS

 

[VanWinkle]

LOL that picture of Ballmer is cracking me up

 

[ferr]

 

[Megasoum]

LOL Classy photo