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[Kud Dukan]

Run! Hide your children!

 

[shadyspace]

Whatever this device is, it's guaranteed to have developers.

 

[_woLf]

the fuck? Does he really stand like that?

 

[GazzaScotland]

BALLMER!!! <3

 

[CrankyJay]

Microsoft DS. Aww yeah!

Wtf is that Heisenberg along the back wall?

 

[Nevasleep]

fuck my nda, microsoft is doing the first kinect live surgery in front of a crowd of press today.

On orphan children. Fuck NDAs.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

BALLMER IS HERE!

 

[x-Lundz-x]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEAH!!!!

YEAH!!!

COME ON!!!!

 

[killer rin]

Steve Ballmer is out!

Something about this photo makes him look mad

 

[Heretic]

Here we go... Do'nt disappoint, MS!

 

[Steelyuhas]

Embrace the Ballmer!

 

[Divvy]

lmao

BWEAHAHA his pants haha

 

[Gareth Bale]

Ballmerskipping.gif

 

[alphaNoid]

THE MAD BALLMER ENTERS THE FIGHT!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Did they teleport him using that thing from Spaceballs that puts your ass in the front?

 

[scorcho]

such an awkward stance.

 

[Ravensmash]

Wait, was that the reveal?

Steve Ballmer?

 

[Levyne]

i love gaf

 

[pompidu]

lmao

Fucking dying over here, well played Ballmer

 

[Shard]

Good to see Ballmer is ready to rumble.

 

[victreeb3l]

ballmer looks like an orc

 

[owlbeak]

Did they teleport him using that thing from Spaceballs that puts your ass in the front?

HAHAHAHA

 

[Majine]

Announcing Steve Ballmer, for personal use.

 

[njean777]

YES MY BOY BALLMER

 

[EmCeeGramr]

That's right folks: WEBTV 2.

 

[RBH]

lmao

lol

 

[ConfusingJazz]

So, Ballmer is actually an ogre? Is that the announcement?

 

[The Elite]

lmao

He's like a WoW character with his name floating above his head.

 

[Vyer]

OK im dying here lol

Haha

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Sigh. I'm tired. Show your KINdle.

 

[AlexMogil]

This meatball wants a chance at the cloud!


BOOM ROASTED.

 

[Biggzy]

Ballmer in the house. Shit just got real now.

 

[Gary Whitta]

Isn't it weird that all I'm thinking is now way too stylish this is for a Microsoft event?

Did you not see the Ballmer photo?

 

[The Power Of Snap]

Super Mario Ballmer

 

[cartoon_soldier]

No idea why they wouldn't live stream this

Also, 5:20 pm PDT is when they will actually reveal the tablet? Ya...

 

[Salsa]

Steve Baller

 

[Cjdamon042]

They should totally do a MySpace and market the next Xbox like this:

_box
gamesbox
musicbox
moviesbox
tvbox
socialbox
xbox

Etc...

Have the words flicker on TV ads like PS3's "It only does _"

Spoiler

jk

 

[SteveWD40]

Did they teleport him using that thing from Spaceballs that puts your ass in the front?

I'm fucking dying here

 

[SUPREME1]

1. Revived Courier

2. Tablet w/ detachable keyboard

 

[Slayer-33]

lmao

He's in defensive stance

He's like a WoW character with his name floating above his head.

HAHAHAHA

 

[smr00]

Wait, was that the reveal?

Steve Ballmer?

Slow down kid, i am bout to fuck your mind.

 

[Bombadil]

You must pay the troll toll to get inside this boy's hole.

 

[zethren]

I can't stop looking at his feet...lol

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Pro tip: Click here and just refresh to go to new page if any without clicking next: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478998&page=10000

 

[TKR92]

Give me Courier, Ballmer

 

[clav]

Windows on ARM.

That's it.

Time to close the thread and do other things.

 

[NullPointer]

He's a fucking anteater.

 

[Oppo]

give it to us, EmBallmer!

 

[BolognaSoup]

the fuck? Does he really stand like that?

Prosthetic Smart Legs confirmed?

 

[cnizzle06]

That fuckin picture. I'm fuckin dying man.