I delete them. Lol. I have like...four thousand awkward photos. I just make sure they are never seen by anyone else.
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I delete them. Lol. I have like...four thousand awkward photos. I just make sure they are never seen by anyone else.
ShockingAlberto
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Haha, Kitsune
Theme is awkward photos, you post cute ones. :O
Theme is awkward photos, you post cute ones. :O
ClassyPenguin
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Ugh worst actor ever.
Seriously. Those are adorable.
Kitsunebaby
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Fine, you want truly awkward photos? I'm not sure if I was blinking or something but I truly look stoned as hell in this pic.
Also, we're not furries, just to be clear.
shanshan310
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Awkward photos? When my photos get awkward, they get really really awkward.
Behold!
Behold!
Eating somethin'
Derpy death face
CountAntonius
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Sure...
ShockingAlberto
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Still a cut above the rest!
Oh shit, are we playing the awkward photo game? I'll have to go through all of my pictures. 50/50 split, either I look awkward or half asleep in my pics.
How about one from three years ago this one is pretty weird. Shirtless boy sitting behind all of the soda he drank in one night for a project
How about one from three years ago this one is pretty weird. Shirtless boy sitting behind all of the soda he drank in one night for a project
Kitsunebaby
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Oh god, I'm pretty sure I've turned dates off with how I eat before. I have no sense of delicacy or propriety when it comes to food.
ShockingAlberto
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I was going to say Shan's were adorable, too, but then I cracked up at the second photo
Shan that is gold.
Shan that is gold.
Oh shit, are we playing the awkward photo game? I'll have to go through all of my pictures. 50/50 split, either I look awkward or half asleep in my pics.
How about one from three years ago this one is pretty weird. Shirtless boy sitting behind all of the soda he drank in one night for a project
it would be more impressive if that pyramid had depth
ShockingAlberto
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What, you mean it's not a race to see how fast you can get the food in to your stomach?
no one eats attractively
ClassyPenguin
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Bet $20 that they are decent photos.
shanshan310
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lol!! Blinking photos are the worst!
Pretty sure it was the KFC >< When food gets near me, I want to eat everything. I am unfortunately a messy eater, especially when I'm trying to make a good impression. It was especially bad at the gaf meetup. Chopsticks were flung, rice was everywhere. :s
Kitsunebaby
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I had one date take a video of me eating peking duck because he thought it was funny.
ShockingAlberto
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I eat fast but orderly (I eat all of one thing before moving onto the next. I only drink water once I'm finished with the whole meal.) I don't THINK it's that weird or disgusting.
I do the same thing (eat all of one thing before moving on) and basically eat from one end of the plate to the other.
I do drink water during the meal, though.
CountAntonius
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Same here.
Oh my god, on topic of eating unattractively...
So I went to this group dinner, and some guy had ended up there (it was after a con so he tagged along with my friends when they came by) and... just... god.
I was unfortunately next to him, but he ate spaghetti and like... he'd take a big, long scoop of spaghetti, then hold it over his head and dangle it into his mouth and chew it everywhere and it was so disgusting. I tried not to look but I could hear it beside me, and when I was going home, I had debris all over my left arm. D:
Absolutely not.
So I went to this group dinner, and some guy had ended up there (it was after a con so he tagged along with my friends when they came by) and... just... god.
I was unfortunately next to him, but he ate spaghetti and like... he'd take a big, long scoop of spaghetti, then hold it over his head and dangle it into his mouth and chew it everywhere and it was so disgusting. I tried not to look but I could hear it beside me, and when I was going home, I had debris all over my left arm. D:
Absolutely not.
SerArthurDayne
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I must have lost photos when my computer crashed. I don't have anything interesting and most of the time it is really only when I'm with family that I actually take pictures.
CountAntonius
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Funny thing just happened. I just finished of a slice of pizza and was going for a drink of water from my cup only to forget for a second I poured myself some lemonade. It surprised , scared, disgusted me for about half a second before I realized what was going on.
hahahaha wow. how did that make you feel?
i'd be pretty self conscious from that point on >__> at least on that date
I know this great italian place. Wanna go?
Kitsunebaby
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I eat fast but orderly (I eat all of one thing before moving onto the next. I only drink water once I'm finished with the whole meal.) I don't THINK it's that weird or disgusting.
If I don't drink water while I'm eating I end up getting hiccups. Only if it's something starchy, though.
I try not to be messy while I eat, it's more that I put huge amounts in my mouth at one time. Today as I was at the bar I assembled my usual burger which is about 4 inches thick. The waitress laughed at me when I managed to take a bite from it.
I laughed. Not like I'm really trying to be feminine.
Yeah no, he had zero table manners/social skills. He yelled in my ear, slobbered spaghetti everywhere. It was horrifying. There's being a bit messy or an overachiever with how wide you can open your mouth (lol), but this was just...something else. It was like a 1 year old eating and smearing it everywhere.
Kitsunebaby
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Worst are people who eat with their mouth open. If I can see mushed up food in your mouth as you're chewing/talking something has gone very wrong.
ClassyPenguin
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Met at a con...yeah, that's expected.
The best is trying to eat popcorn politely especially on a date with someone you don't know well yet.
Me? I fit as many kernels into my hand as possible and shove the flat of my hand onto my mouth. Kernels that get in are delicious. Kernels that fall on my shirt/pants are there for safe keeping if I run out of stuff in the tub.
Me? I fit as many kernels into my hand as possible and shove the flat of my hand onto my mouth. Kernels that get in are delicious. Kernels that fall on my shirt/pants are there for safe keeping if I run out of stuff in the tub.
Yep. That too. It was all there. D:
Ugh. Working at a restaurant has just made me so grossed out with a lot of food and people eating food and ick.
Lol yeah. He basically tagged along. Friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
mattiewheels
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I eat at bad Chinese buffets all the time, if that's not awkward, dunno what is.
CountAntonius
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LOL Yes! I drop at least 2 or 3 per handful.
EatChildren
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Awkward photos, huh.
I miss that apartment.
I miss that apartment.
The wittiest things I can think of always come to me when my mouth is full. By the time I attempt to swallow everything so I can speak the muse has left me.
Or I make a weird noise as I try to talk after finishing so quickly.
what restaurant do you work at? im probably gonna go back to taco bell for a job, that place can get pretty gross. never had too many gross people in there though, just what they leave behind...ugh
ShockingAlberto
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I am bad at some table manners
I can't not have my elbows on the table. Even when I try I feel awkward.
I can't not have my elbows on the table. Even when I try I feel awkward.
It's a chain in Canada. It's not Taco Bell, but it's not fine dining either.
SerArthurDayne
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Okay, I found a few thanks to Facebook. The fact that I found bad pictures on facebook means I should probably just untag them.
and eating!
And awkward picture of my dog being animal tortured and not enjoying it.
Isn't that just how popcorn works?
and eating!
And awkward picture of my dog being animal tortured and not enjoying it.
Isn't that just how popcorn works?
Kitsunebaby
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I work as the cashier at a starbucks and there is a special kind of customer that likes to buy a banana from the counter and just start peeling it and eating it right as I'm grabbing their change. I just think, "couldn't you wait 12 seconds till you're sitting at a table to start doing that?"
They usually look really gross while they're eating it, as well.
Uggh. So glad I don't visit my dad anymore. He was such a stickler for every little dining rule, especially elbows. Not to mention my utensil etiquette is some bastardized combination of American and Continental style.
Professor Beef
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My cousin, who was a real stickler for manners at the time, once shoved my elbows off the table and tried to be discreet about it. I then put them back onto the table, where they belonged.
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