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[GamerVoice]

If it is a man and a woman, it's not "gay".

That's all there is to it, really.

What if the woman wears a Brad Pitt mask.

 

[ReBurn]

It isn't insecurity, I just don't want to be FUTA.

Is it really that hard to understand?

That's a good point. Just because you don't want things in your butt doesn't mean you're insecure. It could just mean that you don't want things in your butt.

No is no.

 

[cutmeamango]

She's a true Boj Mir Cosmonaut.

Sounds hawt!

I love this perception that any man that enjoys assplay is automatically deemed a homosexual. It does a tremendous job of weeding out the prejudiced backwards folk that prowl GAF.

If you are going to take a rubber one, might as well take the real deal.

 

[TheSeks]

So, you don't want your salad tossed?

Well, LQX, I dunno what to tell you other than you're missing a GODLY experience.

Spoiler

Okay, full disclosure, I haven't done the tossed salad thing either.

Also eating ass isn't an 100% homosexual act, dude.

 

[Devolution]

That's a good point. Just because you don't want things in your butt doesn't mean you're insecure. It could just mean that you don't want things in your butt.

No is no.

Well let's be honest here how much of it is general "I don't want stuff up my butt" vs "I don't want stuff up my butt because that's gay." I find some of the perceptions around the act itself dictate the reluctance to engage in it more than just not being comfortable with things going up there.

 

[KarmaCow]

You guys can't be serious?? haha, oh man

This might blow your mind but not all gay men like anal. Being gay has to do with liking dudes, not liking ass play.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

How is that even related??

I am done here. You guys clearly are not making sense.

No, you're not making sense.

If it's a girl and a guy engaging in whatever sexual activity, how's that gay?

It's gay if it's two dudes doing whatever.

What the fuck, man?

I mean, I personally wouldn't wanna get pegged in the butt by a girl no matter how pretty she is... but then again, I wouldn't wanna do anal on a girl either. Seems unhygienic.

 

[LQX]

I love this perception that any man that enjoys assplay is automatically deemed a homosexual. It does a tremendous job of weeding out the prejudiced backwards folk that prowl GAF.

Sorry but that's really offensive. Just because a man does not enjoy or like seeing "assplay" performed on men he is prejudiced and backwards? Give me a break.

 

[GK86]

No, you're not making sense.

If it's a girl and a guy engaging in whatever sexual activity, how's that gay?

It's gay if it's two dudes doing whatever.

What the fuck, man?

I mean, I personally wouldn't wanna get pegged in the butt by a girl no matter how pretty she is... but then again, I wouldn't wanna do anal on a girl either. Seems unhygienic.

You are missing out on the glory that is anal sex.

 

[ConradCervantes]

If you are going to take a rubber one, might as well take the real deal.

Yes, because a straight man who is only attracted to women being penetrated by a woman is the same thing as taking a real cock from a guy to whom he isn't attracted up his butt.

Sorry but that's really offensive. Just because a man does not enjoy or like seeing "assplay" performed on men he is prejudiced and backwards? Give me a break.

Because you automatically equate it with being gay. If you don't enjoy it then that's your prerogative, but don't call it something that it isn't if it's a woman doing the work.

 

[Gaborn]

This might blow your mind but not all gay men like anal. Being gay has to do with liking dudes, not liking ass play.

Yep. There are almost infinite preferences people have, gay or straight. People really should read Dan Savage's columns more. They're rather eye opening if you're prudish, rather amusing if you aren't.

 

[SteveWinwood]

If a girl I liked want to try it, I could be convinced to give it a shot honestly.

 

[ReBurn]

Well let's be honest here how much of it is general "I don't want stuff up my butt" vs "I don't want stuff up my butt because that's gay." I find some of the perceptions around the act itself dictate the reluctance to engage in it more than just not being comfortable with things going up there.

No, it's probably more that some people just don't want things in their butt. People are freaks in private, and some stuff just doesn't feel good to some people. I guess some people are afraid they'll like it.

 

[GamerVoice]

If a girl I liked want to try it, I could be convinced to give it a shot honestly.

Wow how gay.

 

[bananas]

Sorry but that's really offensive. Just because a man does not enjoy or like seeing "assplay" performed on men he is prejudiced and backwards? Give me a break.

I'm offended that you're offended.

 

[survivor]

Sorry but that's really offensive. Just because a man does not enjoy or like seeing "assplay" performed on men he is prejudiced and backwards? Give me a break.

That's not what he said.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Wow how gay.

Apparently.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

I'm offended that you're offended.

now im offended

 

[Region-FreeWii]

I stopped watching cuckold porn because the husband will randomly start sucking the other guy's dick, like completely out of nowhere.

avtar kwote

 

[werks]

How exactly is a sex act by itself gay?

Getting your dick sucked by a girl, not gay.

Getting your dick sucked by a guy, gay.

So by the same token, getting your ass licked by a girl wouldn't be gay.

 

[XenodudeX]

You are missing out on the glory that is anal sex.

But..but.. poop comes from there D:

 

[Alligatorjandro]

now im offended

this offends me

 

[GK86]

But..but.. poop comes from there D:

Women don't poop man! That is just a myth created by republicans to scare you.

 

[bananas]

How exactly is a sex act by itself gay?

Getting your dick sucked by a girl, not gay.

Getting your dick sucked by a guy, gay.

So by the same token, getting your ass licked by a girl wouldn't be gay.

If my dick is getting sucked, I'm happy.

 

[vas_a_morir]

But..but.. poop comes from there D:

Not right now, it don't.

 

[Gaborn]

Women don't poop man! That is just a myth created by republicans to scare you.

Funny, I haven't heard that since 2 girls 1 cup went viral.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If you masturbate and are a guy is that self gay sex?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

How exactly is a sex act by itself gay?

Getting your dick sucked by a girl, not gay.

Getting your dick sucked by a guy, gay.

So by the same token, getting your ass licked by a girl wouldn't be gay.

what if a girl sucks your cock while a guy licks your ass??

 

[Chamber]

I think 85% of interracial porn is racist.

That's absolutely true. Just look at the movie titles.

 

[Dr. Malik]

what if a girl sucks your cock while a guy licks your ass??

thats bi?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Sorry but that's really offensive. Just because a man does not enjoy or like seeing "assplay" performed on men he is prejudiced and backwards? Give me a break.

Well, I wouldn't wanna do it or have it done to me and I'm not gay. I just think it's gross. Am I not allowed to think putting my penis in a girl's butt is kinda gross? And her putting a rubber dong in my butt kinda gross?

It's kinda gross. To me. But I don't think I'm prejudiced, I don't give a shit what people do in the bedroom.

Trudeau had it right

 

[Kalnos]

Not right now, it don't.

I see this and then I remember that I have used the internet for over 10 years and that it's that old.

 

[cutmeamango]

Yes, because a straight man who is only attracted to women being penetrated by a woman is the same thing as taking a real cock from a guy to whom he isn't attracted up his butt.

If you enjoy being penetrated, vegetables, wood, rubber should not matter. "I don't want a real cock because that would be gay" sounds dumb.
If you are talking about a fetish only, of being penetrated by a woman (or your woman), okay.
In this case you don't actually have to feel pleasure due the penetration itself.

 

[Gaborn]

If you masturbate and are a guy is that self gay sex?

Or what about autofellatio?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

thats bi?

what i cant see wont hurt me

 

[LyleLanley]

What if the woman wears a Brad Pitt mask.

How good is the mask? Are we talking movie quality?

 

[G-Fex]

goddamnit gaf

 

[cheststrongwell]

I think his dick twitched when he watched it, and now he's freaking out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0

 

[bananas]

What you guys don't see is the second male dinosaur under the water.

 

[Slayven]

That's absolutely true. Just look at the movie titles.

The Japanese ones are just hilarious.

 

[TheSeks]

In this case you don't actually have to feel pleasure due the penetration itself.

What the fuck am I reading!?.jpg

 

[KillGore]

I usually just skip through the porn video itself so if I don't like it I'll just skip. I don't think I've ever seen the full porn video, unless it was less than 10 minutes long (yes, 10 minutes)

 

[SteveWinwood]

Or what about autofellatio?

I knew a guy who could do that.

Then he "found god" and got really weird.

 

[DY_nasty]

Hope this does not offend the gay community here on GAF. If it does please close.

For you straight dudes that watch porn do you see a level of homosexually encroaching it? I've sort of always felt women wearing stap-ons was basically training wheels for straight men to get into transsexual porn but I quickly got over that as it was confined to lesbian porn for the most part.

But now I'm seeing a lot of females eating a male porn stars ass which is a huge turn off. I just cannot strand to see it in straight porn and there is never any warning. I would imagine this disgusts many straight men too no?

Missing out bro

 

[les papillons sexuels]

what the hell is being straight anyways?

 

[Tuck]

I wouldn't say its not straight. Just more fetishy.

A girl having anal isn't gay, because its a girl and a guy. What may be normal in gay porn may just be a fetish (Or some other word) in straight porn.

As to why those fetishes may be increases, I have no idea. I can't say I look at straight porn much.

 

[seat]

So, if a girl wore a strap on and started fucking you in the ass...that is not gay?

You guys can't be serious?? haha, oh man

Yes, you're right. You got us good. It's totally gay for a man to get off with a woman. There's nothing straight about that.

 

[TheKaeptain]

You haven't lived until you get your asshole licked in a shower.

 

[bananas]

what the hell is being straight anyways?

No curves.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

surprised this thread lasted 3 pages