Straight porn...no longer that straight?
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Poking dudes a little around their asshole while blowing them, mmmhmmm.
So far my bfs have had better asses than me.
So far my bfs have had better asses than me.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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How do you even... contort like that?
He can be on his back. I just poke with a finger.
Tesseract
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don't be sad, mr. riggs. it's christmas! here, watch these cartoons.
Nobodyspatzy
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This thread...
Also, I have a question. However, I don't want to come off as offensive to anyone... but it seems like lately (always?) that gay/bigender/bisexual GAF is larger than straight male gaf. Is there just an increase of those types of threads recently? Or is that just a known thing on gaf? Or am I just off basis?
I still think there are more typical straight guys on GAF (especially on the gaming side obviously). However, when these topics do come up, I tend to come in to talk, as I like doing so! For me, it is more for information to those who wish to know, or are curious. That said, I do lurk in the Gay/Bi threads too, but don't post there any longer. These topics are more fun ;p
brianjones
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you have to get drilled by your girlfriend in the ass to be considered not boring nowadays?
Spring-Loaded
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The ideal girlfriend. Open for anything...
Hasn't she done vomit porn too?
"Open for anything" is the same as Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Every Flavor.
Def gotta make sure it's clean. It feels good though and it's kinda sexy when a girl does it on her own
The ideal girlfriend. Open for anything...
looks like a porn star... if that's your ideal girlfriend you got some growin up to do. she'd make a fine side piece though, i'm sure.
woah bj gettin a little defensive
cutmeamango
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Can I take a dump on your face?
Without makeup... She looks VERY plain.
BTW... Just going through the motions with this thread. I'm afraid I know of women like this in my area that are just as nasty as her. And I'm not talking about call girls.
But hey... That's how we roll in the dirty south. (New Orleans that is)
Nobodyspatzy
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To each their own, but, mm, I love me some nice asses to play with, male, or female, I don't care. It is part of my foreplay to playfully slap, and lick (maybe bite) an lil there! If I didn't have that..I just don't know.
@Devo: As a male who loves giving Blowjobs as well, I would probably have one set of fingers near my own rear end, and one on the guy's somewhere near his! So much fun!
*Better get out of the topic now, I have washing to finish*
MarshallVaako
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I haven't noticed a "rise" in ass munching but It is there and I personally don't care for it, but just fast forward bro nothing to freak out over.
However just want to say that if your being rammed in the ass by a big strap on whether its being worn by a guy or girl is kind of irrelevant, it sounds pretty gay to me. No interest there whatsoever, and that never shows up in vanilla "straight" porn for a reason.
Not that theres anything wrong with enjoying it up the pooper, long as it doesnt hurt other people do what you want I always say. But claiming that being buttsexed isnt gay simply because its a woman doing it is kinda...wierd imho.
However just want to say that if your being rammed in the ass by a big strap on whether its being worn by a guy or girl is kind of irrelevant, it sounds pretty gay to me. No interest there whatsoever, and that never shows up in vanilla "straight" porn for a reason.
Not that theres anything wrong with enjoying it up the pooper, long as it doesnt hurt other people do what you want I always say. But claiming that being buttsexed isnt gay simply because its a woman doing it is kinda...wierd imho.
If you are a sexy lady, then yes.
I would run and wash my face, but you still could do it. I'm ok with this
Everything can give sexual pleasure. For some people is licking butts, other is the feet of the partner, etc... Don't see why the big fuzz about it, being "gay" or not. A woman's licking one man's ass is disguting because of the self-centered culture we normally live in. We already live in too much fucking bigger problems for me to give a shit about how people enjoy sex. Let them be.
brianjones
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dumps feel pretty great
cutmeamango
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what? no, i'm saying i wouldn't wife up a girl who gets plowed by other dudes for a living
used to live in baton rouge btw who dat???
I have a cousin who confided in me that she occasionally uses a dildo on her husband, and that he loves it. True story.
Then again, it's really not surprising. I was just having this conversation with some coworkers (while at a bar getting a drink after work, of course), and apparently this simple idea seemed to be a huge revelation to them: Anal sex doesn't feel good to me because I'm gay. It's not like being a homosexual makes my ass physiologically different than the ass of a straight male.
Anal sex feels good because...well, it just does.
Straight-GAF missing out, tbh.
So, yeah, kudos to more male porn stars willing to blur the "masculinity" lines a little bit. If that is indeed happening and the OP isn't just sensitive.
Then again, it's really not surprising. I was just having this conversation with some coworkers (while at a bar getting a drink after work, of course), and apparently this simple idea seemed to be a huge revelation to them: Anal sex doesn't feel good to me because I'm gay. It's not like being a homosexual makes my ass physiologically different than the ass of a straight male.
Anal sex feels good because...well, it just does.
Straight-GAF missing out, tbh.
So, yeah, kudos to more male porn stars willing to blur the "masculinity" lines a little bit. If that is indeed happening and the OP isn't just sensitive.
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that's not really gay man.... it's just kind of gross though. close ups of a dudes bung hole are just generally unpleasant, but not in a 'shit some guy might put his thing in there' way. Just in a 'mans dirty asshole 2cm from the camera' way.
only thing that irks me is when a girl puts 2 wangs in her mouth. i mean, that's quite a lot of dude touching in my straight porn.
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RatskyWatsky
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NO WAY, you must be lying
I once had a coworker confess to me (yeah I don't know what it is people like confessing to me I guess) and a few others over a dinner that she occasionally uses a strap on on her husband and she giggled at how much he loved it. And everyone sorta giggled like it was some sort of shameful secret.
I asked her if she liked to do it and man did she blush suddenly the embarrassment wasn't on her husband it was on her.
Personally I don't see any issue with monogamous couples getting wild to keep things fresh. If anything, such stuff should be lauded and not treated like an embarrassing secret.
also I think it's funny to see a lot of GAF who mostly live and die by the whole "You're born gay! It's not a choice" add on "Except if you take a strap on. Then that'll turn you gay. So you're either born that way or you went too far down the rabbit hole and it turned you gay."
user8503492
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I'm pretty sure anytime you tear into a butthole theres a high chance of getting hemoroids.
Fuck that mess.. Doctors looking in your ass, problems shitting, surgery, inability to enjoy a good shit..
Plus I tried trimming my crack once, turned into the sweatiest most uncomfortable feeling ever. It was constantly sweaty and then ichy.
Oddly enough, I only have these nasty thoughts when I think about man ass. A sexy girl or my own girl tho...I do it.
But anytime I picture a dude I think of hairy, smelly, shitty, contaminated fart locker.
Hell I think of my own ass the same way and wouldnt wish licking it on my worse enemy.
In my minds eye every man ass is a filthy mess.
Fuck that mess.. Doctors looking in your ass, problems shitting, surgery, inability to enjoy a good shit..
Plus I tried trimming my crack once, turned into the sweatiest most uncomfortable feeling ever. It was constantly sweaty and then ichy.
Oddly enough, I only have these nasty thoughts when I think about man ass. A sexy girl or my own girl tho...I do it.
But anytime I picture a dude I think of hairy, smelly, shitty, contaminated fart locker.
Hell I think of my own ass the same way and wouldnt wish licking it on my worse enemy.
In my minds eye every man ass is a filthy mess.
Eh, could be, but they have several children together. I'd just prefer to believe that he's just a generally open person who's not above experimenting and not afraid to be honest about what feels good. He's a pretty open-minded person in general, not just sexually. lol
The kind of guy he is, if he were at all interested in dudes he'd probably have told her by now.
Robobandit
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cheststrongwell
my cake, fuck off
Oh, but it has.
Robobandit
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You probably don't look at yourself that way because men aren't really conditioned to see their bodies as beautiful in the same sense as a woman's. Men are "supposed" to be gruff and ruff and masculine - so of course your image of a dude's butthole isn't going to be as pretty as your thought of a woman's ass...even though there's no physical reason a woman's ass would magically be cleaner than a dude's ass.
It's all about hygene. Only guys with dirty asses are guys who are dirty themselves. In which case it's a non-issue for me, because I don't fuck dirty guys.
Though, out of curiousity...do you moisturize? That might have been a factor in why you had such an unpleasant trimming experience.
terrdactycalsrock
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The ideal girlfriend. Open for anything...
who is she? Sasha Grey?
cutmeamango
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The missing link between Matt Damon and Nick Nolte.
Correct.
RatskyWatsky
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I was just joking. ;p But it's nice to know that he's so open minded. (and that his wife is too) I applaud open minded people.
This is a common stereotype because most women are known for trimming below the belt.
So us guys figure that chicks more often than not have a cleaner bum space.
cutmeamango
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Or it could be that women grow considerably less hair in quantity and length (and in different patterns) than men through the body.
This thread is hilarious.
The anus is one of the most erogenous zones of the human body. And this biological fact doesn't care if a person is straight or gay or whatever. So if the thought of sexual stimulation down there doesn't turn you off, there's a high chance you might enjoy it. Regardless of your sexual orientation.
And if you already found out about that in your personal life, you might find it sexy if you see it in a porn movie as well. Or you just like watching it because it's "naughty" and it's still rarely seen. Anyway, if it's happening in a straight porn or your bedroom with your wife, there's nothing gay about it.
The anus is one of the most erogenous zones of the human body. And this biological fact doesn't care if a person is straight or gay or whatever. So if the thought of sexual stimulation down there doesn't turn you off, there's a high chance you might enjoy it. Regardless of your sexual orientation.
And if you already found out about that in your personal life, you might find it sexy if you see it in a porn movie as well. Or you just like watching it because it's "naughty" and it's still rarely seen. Anyway, if it's happening in a straight porn or your bedroom with your wife, there's nothing gay about it.
yes everyone that doesn't get fucked in the ass by their girlfriend has a boring sex life
user8503492
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Yeah, Ive seen a ton of female buttholes in my life and even girls with 70's bush usually have only a few wispy hairs back there. Ive never encountered a female butthole that could rival my own.
Sucks, I cant grow a lick of chest hair, have arm pit hair like a 12 year old boy, and my beard is a patchy mess....but my balls and ass, A FUCKING JUNGLE!
Fudgepuppy
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Once I when I finished while watching some heterosexual porn, the male lifted the girl up to drink what would be dripping out of the female.
I loudly said "ABORT MISSION" and turned the video off.
That wasn't "gay", but it was a turn-off.
I loudly said "ABORT MISSION" and turned the video off.
That wasn't "gay", but it was a turn-off.
Thnx just threw up all over my new box of bullets. Thnx a lot pal.
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