Straight porn...no longer that straight?

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DarknessTear said:
I'm a straight guy, I've tried to mess around with boys when I was a teenager and I just can't find an attraction to them. I'm attracted to the female form and everything that comes with it, so many things that would take forever to list. Now, I've always been an open-minded person when it comes to sex and I'm generally willing to try anything once as long as my partner wanted to.

I was dating this girl for over a year, I took her out for Valentines Day and basically gave her the best date she ever had. When we got back home, she told me to sit down on the bed and said "I'm going to give you the best orgasm you've ever had." Of course, I was interested in that, and then she began to suck on her middle finger. As she lowered her hand, I began to freak out. "No! Nonono!" and she shushed me and went on with it anyway. Honestly... the feeling was amazing. When I came it nearly hit the ceiling. I never really knew what to make of it before it happened, but once I was opened up to the idea, I learned that I'm still straight, still attracted to women only, I just also enjoy a prostate massage every now and then.
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What you and that girl did was heterosexual sex. If you found her g-spot, it'd be straight sex. She found yours, its straight sex.
 
Kukuk said:
This sort of thing is why I stick to lesbian porn. I don't have to worry about chick gobbling balls, a 20 minute blow job scene, or, like you said, asshole eating.

Not that I'm totally disgusted by such things, but It's a total boner killer.
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yes, a chick giving you a ball gobbling is most excellent.
 
cutmeamango said:
Wait, the prostate is the g-spot? I'm buying new anatomy books tomorrow!
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gives a similar sensation for guys. for convenience here you go:

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you'll know when you hit it. good luck kids!
 
Since the beginning of time straight porn has cut away to the dudes face for no reason (often right as his about to manjam),
the people who make porn think everyone is gay.
 
Someones never had their ass eaten. Also, I never got the whole 'being gay while having sex with a woman' thing.

I prefer syrup.
 
DarknessTear said:
I'm a straight guy, I've tried to mess around with boys when I was a teenager and I just can't find an attraction to them. I'm attracted to the female form and everything that comes with it, so many things that would take forever to list. Now, I've always been an open-minded person when it comes to sex and I'm generally willing to try anything once as long as my partner wanted to.

I was dating this girl for over a year, I took her out for Valentines Day and basically gave her the best date she ever had. When we got back home, she told me to sit down on the bed and said "I'm going to give you the best orgasm you've ever had." Of course, I was interested in that, and then she began to suck on her middle finger. As she lowered her hand, I began to freak out. "No! Nonono!" and she shushed me and went on with it anyway. Honestly... the feeling was amazing. When I came it nearly hit the ceiling. I never really knew what to make of it before it happened, but once I was opened up to the idea, I learned that I'm still straight, still attracted to women only, I just also enjoy a prostate massage every now and then.
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So she kind of raped you at first but then you liked it?
That's cool.

big_z said:
gives a similar sensation for guys. for convenience here you go:

men
m5MIC.jpg


you'll know when you hit it. good luck kids!
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It's like his dong is just depressed by it.
 
scottelite said:
Don't they black bar genitals in Japanese porn? Correct me if I'm wrong about this.
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yeah in mainstream stuff they do. there's a bunch of sites that have uncensored stuff which is also a lot of the time better quality.

So much good stuff is ruined by it though. Some countries are better then others, Japan knows no one is the for the dude but then the whole I'm allergic to penis act of the woman is a turn off.
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that and the fact most of it is so boring. same shitty positions in a room with poor lighting while the girl makes indy car noises. they make the dvd covers look amazing but the videos are junk. there's good stuff out there with girls into it but it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
 
B_Rik_Schitthaus said:
So much good stuff is ruined by it though. Some countries are better then others, Japan knows no one is the for the dude but then the whole I'm allergic to penis act of the woman is a turn off.
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All I know is that I rarely if ever have to deal with sudden man-shots/rimming/etc.

My tastes are super vanilla, though, so if you're balls deep in kinky stuff then maybe you should just learn to accept all of the accoutrements.
 
If it's with a girl, anything goes as long as it's not painful to me.

Also, if your girl tries to get you to lean down for a kiss on the lips after she gave you an amazing orgasm and there's semen in her mouth or around it, you go for it.
 
Letters said:
If it's with a girl, anything goes as long as it's not painful to me.

Also, if your girl tries to get you to lean down for a kiss on the lips after she gave you an amazing orgasm and there's semen in her mouth or around it, you go for it.
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♬Somewhere... Over the rainbow...♬
 
Letters said:
If it's with a girl, anything goes as long as it's not painful to me.

Also, if your girl tries to get you to lean down for a kiss on the lips after she gave you an amazing orgasm and there's semen in her mouth or around it, you go for it.
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lick it off her face then kiss her. makes it hotter.
 
Holy shit best thread in fucking years. I haven't laughed so god damn hard in so long until I saw that last pic with the fist hahahaha. Was not expecting that. Nothing to add but to say that as always Neogaf supplies the serious surprise laughs every single god damned time. *wipes tears from eyes*
 
Letters said:
If it's with a girl, anything goes as long as it's not painful to me.

Also, if your girl tries to get you to lean down for a kiss on the lips after she gave you an amazing orgasm and there's semen in her mouth or around it, you go for it.
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ronito said:
Oh come on. You think ass play is "kink"? Seriously, stop by the confession thread.
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spanking is "barely a kink". Dirty talk is "barely a kink". Assplay? If you disagree try wiggling a finger in your girlfriend of less than three weeks' ass. Statistically speaking, thats not working out well.
 
Oh sure, I didn't want to crack a massive laugh at 3:00AM watching that fist, no sir.

So...how long until this turns into Porn OT?
 
KO Traveling Hobo said:
All I know is that I rarely if ever have to deal with sudden man-shots/rimming/etc.

My tastes are super vanilla, though, so if you're balls deep in kinky stuff then maybe you should just learn to accept all of the accoutrements.
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Dude! Mainstream porn does the 'cut to dudes face', kinky porn is normally better about it, to see the biggest examples watch any mainstream 80's porn (it was even worse back then).
 
I too am curious about that fist....

And assplay is ok. OP, make a new rule for yourself. Try anything once. Like it, or dislike it, but form an Opinion.

Then try it 1 more time to make sure your first conclusion was right.

I never thought I'd enjoy getting BJ's as I'm a giver, but fuck me was I wrong.

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As far as straight porn goes, I'm always a little thrown off by 1 gal and 2 pens rubbing. If thats what you're getting at..? But thats why you just gloss over what you don't like. And lets not pretend you've never accidentally finished on a guys O face... I don't get why they film guys faces for the straight stuff. Hate when that happens.

But No, porn reflects real life. Real life guys get their love hole devoured by women. Its like "sure, have at it?" I could go either way.
 
It's one thing to enjoy getting a rimjob, it's another thing entirely to see a close-up of another guys asshole in a porno while he's getting a rimjob.
 
Eu contraire, I'd say that due to the downright derogatory nature of a woman eating a mans ass, it's all the more chauvinistic and more in-tune with the misogynistic nature of porn itself.
 
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