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[nVidiot_Whore]

On this topic in general..

I'm really just not into watching women pleasure men in general.

Long drawn-out blowjob scenes are prevalent in porn, and they rarely do anything for me.

And despite being open to all kinds of sex act, I'd also say the same in general for watching any act where a woman is pleasuring a man. So the same is said for rimming or other activities in porn.

Not that I'm totally averse to such scenes, it's just not what I seek out.. and I'll often FF past long BJ scenes in particular.

 

[Dicer]

On this topic in general..

I'm really just not into watching women pleasure men in general.

Long drawn-out blowjob scenes are prevalent in porn, and they rarely do anything for me.

And despite being open to all kinds of sex act, I'd also say the same in general for watching any act where a woman is pleasuring a man. So the same is said for rimming or other activities in porn.

Not that I'm totally averse to such scenes, it's just not what I seek out.. and I'll often FF past long BJ scenes in particular.

I'm just the opposite

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

I'm just the opposite

Yeah I also don't really envision myself in the porn or "project" much (as James Woods puts it.)

Porn is just visual stimulation for me. Watching a man get a BJ isn't very stimulating for me..

Although I'm also often getting a BJ when I watch porn.. so if I really want to see a girl giving head I can just look down, lol.

 

[this guy]

On this topic in general..

I'm really just not into watching women pleasure men in general.

Long drawn-out blowjob scenes are prevalent in porn, and they rarely do anything for me.

And despite being open to all kinds of sex act, I'd also say the same in general for watching any act where a woman is pleasuring a man. So the same is said for rimming or other activities in porn.

Not that I'm totally averse to such scenes, it's just not what I seek out.. and I'll often FF past long BJ scenes in particular.

I'd say a good blowjob scene beats out a boring sex position in a video for me every time. Different preferences I suppose. That really applies to this whole thread though. Don't like a scene? Skip through it. I don't think I've ever seen something in porn that I thought was so vile or immoral that I wanted to complain about it to others later, and I've seen a lot of shit.

I guess that's an advantage of being sexually open minded though.

 

[Newline]

On this topic in general..

I'm really just not into watching women pleasure men in general.

Long drawn-out blowjob scenes are prevalent in porn, and they rarely do anything for me.

And despite being open to all kinds of sex act, I'd also say the same in general for watching any act where a woman is pleasuring a man. So the same is said for rimming or other activities in porn.

Not that I'm totally averse to such scenes, it's just not what I seek out.. and I'll often FF past long BJ scenes in particular.

Yep same for me on the blowjob front. I've grown accustomed to skipping just past half way on most vids to ensure I miss all that crap. Not that I find it gross (it's fine),but simply because I find it rather boring.

I'd say a good blowjob scene beats out a boring sex position in a video for me every time. Different preferences I suppose. That really applies to this whole thread though. Don't like a scene? Skip through it. I don't think I've ever seen something in porn that I thought was so vile or immoral that I wanted to complain about it to others later, and I've seen a lot of shit.

I guess that's an advantage of being sexually open minded though.

If I see something that's a turn off I will just skip it or find another vid. The memory I had of it is soon replaced by something more enjoyable.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

not that I sit there thinking about these things, but I never realised your back passage goes round the corner like that. Doesn't that make anal sex tricky/painful?

Is that supposed to stimulate you? If so, sign me up.

 

[Ferrio]

Is that supposed to stimulate you? If so, sign me up.

You'll coat the ceiling.

 

[Blutonium]

Is that supposed to stimulate you? If so, sign me up.

Milkin' the prostate bro. Milk it good.

 

[Lexmark2]

If it's a girl and a guy, that ain't gay.

If it's a guy and a guy, that's gay.

If it's a girl and a girl, that's hot. Also, lesbian.

In my opinion.

My opinion as well, don't know anywhere that this isn't the case.

Completely serious. Penetration of a man isn't automatically "gay." Deal with it.

Maybe not but I haven't seen a case where men on man isn't gay or nasty. Even girl on girl is gay its just hot so its exceptable by many people. Heck guys aren't even comfortable with using the toilet to piss next to one another so that can say a lot about us right there.

 

[freenudemacusers]

My opinion as well, don't know anywhere that this isn't the case.




Maybe not but I haven't seen a case where men on man isn't gay or nasty. Even girl on girl is gay its just hot so its exceptable by many people. Heck guys aren't even comfortable with using the toilet to piss next to one another so that can say a lot about us right there.

Please never stop posting

 

[Timedog]

It was you the one who could'n shit for days years ago, wasn't it?
Probably the best topic i read in here.

Yeah wattup doc, that was me. Pooping feels good.

 

[Trojita]

OP has never felt the splendor of a rusty trombone?

OP is going to be blown away when he finds out that there are items specifically for prostate massaging.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Stop watching porn. It either desensitizes you, or makes you feel bad about yourself.

Nope and nope.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

1) Homosexuality - being attracted to the same sex.

2) Homosexual act - a sexual act involving someone of the same sex.

You can have #2 w/o #1, with a wide range of motivations.

 

[LegoArmo]

Is it bad that I don't know what a lot of things are in that picture?

 

[GungHo]

what is the gayest heterosexual sex act?

When Carly Rae Jespen comes on the radio and you look at your girl and say "awww, this is our song! Can you do me in the ass later with the king kong dong so I feel like its my first time?"

 

[bud]

can... you... do... this... yourself...

 

[Seanspeed]

If you use a dildo in your ass, its essentially simulating the sensation of a cock going in there, so I'd say there's definitely a hint of 'homosexuality' to that.

I think if you deny that, you're just really trying to hard to sound 'secure' or whatever.

 

[Ferrio]

If you use a dildo in your ass, its essentially simulating the sensation of a cock going in there, so I'd say there's definitely a hint of 'homosexuality' to that.

I think if you deny that, you're just really trying to hard to sound 'secure' or whatever.

Fuck I'm gay when I take a poop.

 

[Newline]

Fuck I'm gay when I take a poop.

I was gay when my doctor probed my anus...

 

[Devolution]

So, is this the current Timedog/Devolution attention seeking storyline of the month?

Them talking about fucking each other on some thread on the front page?

-"What do you crave?" DICK!
-"I lick or stick my finger in his asshole."
-S/O sex thread
-Their avatars
-whatever else

 

[lunchtoast]

If you use a dildo in your ass, its essentially simulating the sensation of a cock going in there, so I'd say there's definitely a hint of 'homosexuality' to that.

I think if you deny that, you're just really trying to hard to sound 'secure' or whatever.

What if I like stuff up my ass but I'm not attracted to the same sex? How can I be gay then?

 

[freenudemacusers]

What if I like stuff up my ass but I'm not attracted to the same sex? How can I be gay then?

You need to have a conversation with your ass. You might not be gay, but your ass might be.

Like how your dick likes the feeling of your hand (a MAN'S hand) when you masturbate.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

You know, putting your dick in a woman simulates a gay man putting his dick in a woman.

We are all a hint "homosexual" I think and just trying hard to sound "secure" or something.

 

[desa]

lol at this thread. I guess I better start eating my bananas chopped up. Eat my ice cream/popsicle with huge bites. Better cross off hot dogs on the list and only eat roast beef sandwiches. Wouldn't want anyone knowing I be doing gay shit!

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol at this thread. I guess I better start eating my bananas chopped up. Eat my ice cream/popsicle with huge bites. Better cross off hot dogs on the list and only eat roast beef sandwiches. Wouldn't want anyone knowing I be doing gay shit!

That's even more suspicious!

 

[Kizer]

this thread is the best accident ever.

 

[plagiarize]

can... you... do... this... yourself...

do... you... have... two... hands...

 

[xxracerxx]

I can't believe this thread even exists. This stuff has been going on in porn for decades.

And some people need to be more adventurous in the bedroom and not be so timid about exploring because just maybe the lady gets pleasure from doing the deed as well.

 

[Lexmark2]

I was gay when my doctor probed my anus...

You should have requested a female doctor you have no excuse .

Please never stop posting

I have to, typing out 4000 words a day is my limit for the month of july.

 

[Devolution]

I can't believe this thread even exists. This stuff has been going on in porn for decades.

And some people need to be more adventurous in the bedroom and not be so timid about exploring because just maybe the lady gets pleasure from doing the deed as well.

There's something very attractive to being the one in control or that sets the pace.

 

[lunchtoast]

You need to have a conversation with your ass. You might not be gay, but your ass might be.

Like how your dick likes the feeling of your hand (a MAN'S hand) when you masturbate.

I need to send my ass to a straight camp.

 

[sphinx]

Fuck I'm gay when I take a poop.

I was gay when my doctor probed my anus...

You need to have a conversation with your ass. You might not be gay, but your ass might be.

Like how your dick likes the feeling of your hand (a MAN'S hand) when you masturbate.

You know, putting your dick in a woman simulates a gay man putting his dick in a woman.

this is the funniest thread I've read in weeks, it just keeps on giving.

the "that's gay" camp is really overreacting here, it's just about the finger of a girl stimulating your prostate, it has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation, nothing in the least.

 

[.GqueB.]

 

[Az987]

His penis looks like an eel or a snake that's smiling a little bit. You guys see it?

Hes like, Aw yeah, that feels good.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is it gay if 2 straight dudes do it

 

[Az987]

Is it gay if 2 straight dudes do it

Don't you know the golden rule? No eye contact!

It's only gay if the balls touch.

Yeah, that too.

And never let the streams cross.

 

[Ferrio]

It's only gay if the balls touch.

 

[Newline]

You should have requested a female doctor you have no excuse .

But apparently that would still have been gay

Don't you know the golden rule? No eye contact!




Yeah, that too.

And never let the streams cross.

All I can think of is this:
The Golden Rule

"Here in the dark
It's so hard to tell
where her body ends
and my homies begins"

 

[kehs]

can... you... do... this... yourself...

Too much wrist strain.

 

[sphinx]

Is it gay if 2 straight dudes do it

Don't you know the golden rule? No eye contact!.

It's only gay if the balls touch.

I am dying here, I can't stop laughing. XD

 

[Melchiah]

If you use a dildo in your ass, its essentially simulating the sensation of a cock going in there, so I'd say there's definitely a hint of 'homosexuality' to that.

I think if you deny that, you're just really trying to hard to sound 'secure' or whatever.

If you put your dick in your girlfriend's ass, it's essentially simulating the sensation of putting your dick in a man's ass, so I'd say there's definitely a hint of homosexuality to that.

What about BJs, what's the difference between woman's and man's lips around your dick?

It's not as black and white. It's not about how your sexual tendencies may deviate from the norm. If you aren't attracted to the same sex you're not gay, no matter what you do under the sheets.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is anyone here on the down low?

 

[James Woods]

I can finally take solace in the fact that having a ten hour fuckfest with some strappin stud isn't gay if I'm not attracted to men.

Come get me boys.

 

[Ferrio]

I can finally take solace in the fact that having a ten hour fuckfest with some strappin stud isn't gay if I'm not attracted to men.

Come get me boys.

No at that point it'd be rape.

 

[Az987]

Its cool because were all gay when the lights are off.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's only gay if the balls touch.

That's incredibly unfair to the balls, whom are at the mercy of velocity and gravity.

 

[xxracerxx]

There's something very attractive to being the one in control or that sets the pace.

Exactly. I feel like half this board only has missionary position sex once a month or else they feel they might be slightly homosexual. Crazy.

 

[Az987]

That's incredibly unfair to the balls, whom are at the mercy of velocity and gravity.

You gotta keep squirting them with ice water so they shrink up and stay tight.

It can be annoying but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to stay straight.

 

[Melchiah]

I can finally take solace in the fact that having a ten hour fuckfest with some strappin stud isn't gay if I'm not attracted to men.

Come get me boys.

Why would you be having a 10-hour fuckfest with a guy, if you weren't attracted to men?