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[Always-honest]

People bend over

This.

 

[Plywood]

Sentry, why are you trying to ban-bait people?

 

[marrec]

OP the truth is that you are irresistable to the ladies so much so that even all neogaf women want your dick.

Sentry is pretty tempting.

Oh... is that a pencil on the floor?

*bedroom eyes*

 

[Grakl]

Sentry, why are you trying to ban-bait people?

I think it's going to work.

 

[DemonNite]

Staged.

and so are the ladies in the OP.. whats the difference?

 

[Dark Stalkers]

What does it mean if a girl sits on a table in front of me and spreads her legs?

 

[SJRB]

I have to say this forum gets some weird questions from time to time.

 

[Prez]

Judging from your pics in the "post pics of yourself" thread, I'd say you're just imagining things. That's not an insult, trust me, you'd have to look like a GOD for lots of women to do that.

 

[shadyspace]

That string looks like.

 

[Redux]

You're all animals, can't you get your minds off sex for one fucking minute?

who are you

 

[ViewtifulJC]

You're all animals, can't you get your minds off sex for one fucking minute?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

The trick is you have to stick your cock in their ass almost immediately, locking them in submission. You only let go when her vaginal fluids hit the floor.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I read this in David Attenborough's voice.

Haha, so did I.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

he changed to this avatar just for that thread. he needed that avatar quote badly.

 

[Tesseract]

You're all animals, can't you get your minds off sex for one fucking minute?

*wades backwards into pond*

i don't know what i am.

 

[MormaPope]

What I don't like is the spider squat, where women would squat so their ass is barely above the ground. Women teachers did this all the time.

I say I don't like it, but what I'm really thinking

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Its a mating signal

 

[Nilaul]

Looks like shes giving birth and the man is trying to help.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

he changed to this avatar just for that thread. he needed that avatar quote badly.

I spoil G-Fex too much

 

[SystemShock2]

Of course it's intentional. Next time get up and slap dat.

And wtf is going on in those three pics above...

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Of course it's intentional. Next time get up and slap dat.

And wtf is going on in those three pics above...

 

[Prez]

Of course it's intentional. Next time get up and slap dat.

And wtf is going on in those three pics above...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

 

[HiiiLife]

Start dry humping her and say "your jeans feel so good against my jeans"

 

[H.Protagonist]

Oh, Sentry...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Either OP is a chick magnet and every woman he graces with his presence wants his jock...or OP has a habit of noticing when women go to pick something up off of the floor.

Spoiler

I'm betting it's the latter

 

[Gaborn]

ugh, the thread title reads like "she's asking for it always, right?"

 

[Izick]

Penetrating your world.

 

[cloudwalking]

ugh, the thread title reads like "she's asking for it always, right?"

exactly. creepy total.

 

[SilentProtagonist]

The trick is you have to stick your cock in their ass almost immediately, locking them in submission. You only let go when her vaginal fluids hit the floor.

This is more graphic than any picture posted in one of the locked "Hot Women" threads that keep showing up. Man, GAF is crazy yo.

 

[Razorskin]

ugh, the thread title reads like "she's asking for it always, right?"

Yeah, I would think it would piss off a lot of females just seeing that.

 

[SystemShock2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

wut. The fact that this "prank" is widespread enough for a wikipedia article is highly disturbing. Definitely don't kancho Sentry. Terrible advice. Just get a wooden spoon or a whip, and you're good to go.

 

[Wazzim]

Ok this is quite ridiculous, how do they act when they're not bending over?

 

[Half and half]

What does it mean if a girl sits on a table in front of me and spreads her legs?

Put dollar in g-string. You're obviously at a strip club.

 

[xxracerxx]

Ok this is quite ridiculous, how do they act when they're not bending over?

Who cares, according to the OP she is bending over 90 degrees from the waist with knees locked!

 

[WinFonda]

Well, next time this happens just ask one of them. "Excuse me miss, but are you bending over because you want me to stick my penis inside you?"

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

They just do it for attention. But, if you get caught looking at them then you're a terrible, terrible person.

A women's mind is fucked up. Men will NEVER know what is going on in there.

These juniors.

 

[marrec]

A women's mind is fucked up. Men will NEVER know what is going on in there.

If by 'Men' you mean 'JHall' and by 'In There' you mean 'sex'.

 

[Devolution]

They just do it for attention. But, if you get caught looking at them then you're a terrible, terrible person.

A women's mind is fucked up. Men will NEVER know what is going on in there.

Or some dudes think the world revolves around them like you and the OP.

 

[cloudwalking]

These juniors.

holy shit, i missed that post. how sad.

 

[diddles]

every time a woman has ever bent over in front of me with legs locked, i've ended up having sex with her. every time.

 

[HiiiLife]

Juniors make GAF go round.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Wow Eggman. You really deserve that ban.

 

[Mr Swine]

like this op?

Lol, where is that from?

 

[Hindle]

No it's rarely intentional.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

RIP Eggman

 

[mrklaw]

No it's rarely intentional.

They're bending over by accident? I never realised women had such poor motor functions

 

[HiiiLife]

*searches for Eggmans post*

 

[johnsmith]

Lol, where is that from?

Dexter

 

[SquiddyCracker]

The trick is you have to stick your cock in their ass almost immediately, locking them in submission. You only let go when her vaginal fluids hit the floor.

Makes sense.

 

[Redux]

brb doggystyle porn