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[ChimpanzeeThat]

Don't worry Geoff, we're already trying to solve the puzzle of what you're showing us.

For me, this post has been the second funniest thing of the night.

Wayans wins with his pube talk.

 

[Kerub]

The pope has spoken.

 

[Iceblade]

"MY 3 YEAR OLD SON HAS PUBES"

...

"We're incredibly proud of what we've done with the awards this year"

 

[Ricker]

LMAO....

 

[KdMgMan]

cryptic message??? destiny arg ?? BELIEVE!!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

"All new VGAs"

that bad?

 

[dark_inferno]

calling it now, game of the decade = Call of Duty.


it's the game we deserve.

Do you even play games?

 

[Jtrizzy]

Is Geoff on coke? He seemed like it in that interview.

 

[Noi]

"this is an all new VGAs"

NOPE

 

[stktt]

All new VGAs!!!

 

[ultim8p00]

This garbage does not deserve dual screen setups

 

[SlowRevolution]

Oh man I can't wait for the Angry Birds Star Wars gag.

 

[Fuzzy]

Sam Jackson in the Walking Dead? But there can only be one black guy at a time. Or is that only a rule for the TV show?

 

[Baroni9]

SHIT I DIDN'T ENTER THE SWEEPSTAKES.

 

[staticshade]

Did clementines Va not win best female already ? does jen hale know ?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Geoff is serious.

 

[Psychoward]

I must admit, that statue is pretty cool.

 

[The_Monk]

Who's going to win Kratos? What?

 

[-Mikey-]

Realistically, does Geoff have any say about what does or doesn't happen at the VGAs?

 

[Roubjon]

I'd put that statue next to my garden gnome by my tomato garden.

 

[Izick]

I'm not going to judge yet. This is just a pre-show, not the real deal but I'm not expecting anything great. I just want some cool announcement and a dope Tenacious D performance.

 

[backlot]

Why would anyone want to win a life size Kratos statue? Where do you even put that?

 

[jooey]

NEED a gif of geoff slumping away

 

[Leonsito]

The girl that voices Liara is hot.

 

[hlhbk]

Man this thread is flying!

 

[Sub_Level]

Yes, this is terrible really.

She doesn't even know she already lost. Holy fuck.

Oh my god you're right. What the fuck is this shit.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Surprised how they'll treat the games? Some how I doubt that...

 

[Majukun]

damn..both spike and gametrailers stream go slow as hell..and right now my 360 can't go online -_-

 

[Raven77]

I WANT SAM INSIDE ME!!!!!!!!

 

[thekonamicode]

Tenacious D AND Linkin Park performing tonight. I guess Hoobastank and Fuel were busy.

 

[Tobor]

I can't watch due to internet issues, but was Ali Hillis there? Was she flirting with FemShep? Because that wouldn't be the first time they've done it. Ali Hillis is always such a tease whenever she's at these kinds of things. They both are, because they know their audience and exactly how to fuck with them.

Exactly what you described just happened a few minutes ago.

 

[higherARC05]

When this is over will the OP update to show winners?

 

[~Kinggi~]

I cant wait to celebrate the artistry.

 

[Glass Rebel]

cliffy looks uncomfortable

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Why is there no life size Link statue : (

 

[ViewtifulJC]

classic franchise?

oh shit son, IT'S WONDER BOY!

 

[MasterShotgun]

I can't watch due to internet issues, but was Ali Hillis there? Was she flirting with FemShep? Because that wouldn't be the first time they've done it. Ali Hillis is always such a tease whenever she's at these kinds of things. They both are, because they know their audience and exactly how to fuck with them.

That is 100% what happened.

 

[Hot Coldman]

"Sam Jackson loves games"

20 minutes after Sam admits that he doesn't know any new games

That's just how they programmed the Hostroids. Be nice.

 

[Ashkeloth]

what are y'all's VGA setup?

GAF on monitor. VGAs on 40' HDTV. I can see every mountain dew-filled tear dropping from these peoples desperate eyes.

 

[Jawmuncher]

360 stream is sweet as fucj

 

[checkeredknight]

Part of me actually wishes Geoff was hosting the main event. I have a bad feeling that Samuel L is going to embarrass us all somehow... At least when Dorioto's Pope does it we can laugh about it.

 

[DJ88]

Why would anyone want to win a life size Kratos statue? Where do you even put that?

Ebay

 

[Violater]

"MY 3 YEAR OLD SON HAS PUBES"

...

"We're incredibly proud of what we've done with the awards this year"

not fair, uncontrolled unfunny actor

 

[BowieZ]

SAM IS SUCH A FAN OF GAMES

Sam: "Uh I haven't been playing a lot. You know, football, Tiger Woods golf..."

 

[toastyToast]

Oh man, I'm still laughing at Marlon Wayans :lol

the fuck?

 

[Luigi87]

Cliffy excited for BioShock Infinite.
Hell yeah.


Totilo knows~!
New Batman plz

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

The Tony Stark of Video Games

......

 

[ChimpanzeeThat]

I felt really bad for Geoff last year because he got bashed quite bad, but i don't think he's nailed down what we want from a respectable awards show.

This just seems like a cluster of nonsense.

 

[Flunkie]

"biarshock"

cliffy is on drugs

 

[Drencrom]

Oh lol Cliffy