Well I can at least see what he's doing. That said your a pretty good looking fella Dead one.
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Well I can at least see what he's doing. That said your a pretty good looking fella Dead one.
GraveRobberX
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Yeah. And those beautifully flowing locks of hair emanating from your chin would be even too much for Harry to resist. Bewitched by the magnificence of Haggrid's beard.
Nothing that interesting! It's easy too, haha. I'm just getting a legal administrator assistant...certificate? I think. It's just a year.
I'll probably do a paralegal round of classes once I've been out as a legal secretary for a while.
krypt0nian
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I'm just glad his epic (epic!) beard is getting its proper recognition here at GAF.
Now if I can continue to talk him into letting the stache grow so he can truly sport the lord of all moustaches, and handlebar it up with the rest of us kings of men.
GraveRobberX
Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
Funny enough, I just washed my face, about to go to sleep
The sides on my mustache can curl up and I can do handlebars right now, fucking crazy
Gonna try to use mousse and see the result, will take pics for GAF to see, I'll PM ya'
I think I can get a nice curl, not full loop, but I can get that side-bar stretched out look
Will order your stache thingy tomorrow, I is tired
krypt0nian
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Yes. That's quite a Moustache you have growing there. Maybe I'll join you fine gentleman.
I want something like this:
I will walk the street in a top hat, with a dark cloak wrapped around me and a cane in my hand.
Gouda Jouji
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My mustache doesn't grow at all past what it is now. I would love to be able to grow a proper one and have it connect with the rest of my beard. 
GraveRobberX
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My mustache doesn't grow at all past what it is now. I would love to be able to grow a proper one and have it connect with the rest of my beard.
When I was an adolescent, I used to take my fathers shaver and gently shave
It didn't have a blade but I used to faux-shave with cream, just acting like him
Little did I know that would have a fucking effect on me, hehe
Well yours looks OK from the my_________ angle, maybe shaving it a few time might grow a better stubble and smooth out the hairs
As weird as it sounds
So that's why your beard is so long? You faux-shave with a razor that doesn't have a blade?
krypt0nian
Banned
Yes. That's quite a Moustache you have growing there. Maybe I'll join you fine gentleman.
I want something like this:
I will walk the street in a top hat, with a dark cloak wrapped around me and a cane in my hand.
It's clearly the only way to stride well above the common man. Are you sure your genetics have superior moustache potential?
You two are making me miss my beard a lot. Stop it, you magnificent bastards.
Yes. Abandon all hope.
Fair enough, lol, and back at ya
Yes. Abandon all hope.
One of us
GraveRobberX
Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
I would say Doooo Eeeeet!, but the Summer season >_<
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Maybe.
Although, maybe I don't want a moustache. Maybe I'll start an opposing club dedicated to clean shaving? Maybe we'll start a war. Armed with only a razor we will wipe clean the horribly protruding follicles from the faces of men.
Our order has existed since time immemorable.
As explained here:
http://youtu.be/y2THUfxnjfo?t=29m21s
krypt0nian
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Your clean-shaven woman's brigade is only fit to bring the hirsute heroes a ham sammich on occasion.
Be warned. This dissension will not be taken lightly.
I counter your YouTube with one of my own - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
RobotNinjaHornets
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Face hair sux.
Box of Bunnies
Banned
I'm pretty fickle with facial hair, have grown and killed a number of goatees in the last half a year. Grows out pretty well but then I get bored of it, then I feel like my face looks empty without it and the cycle begins anew.
krypt0nian
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What a lame attempt.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Facial hair is a turnoff for many women.
krypt0nian
Banned
Girls have cooties.
The kind of woman that is turned off by manly facial hair is not worth having.
lazybones18
Banned
lol
Bring it!
"Oh Sacred Razor! deliver into our hands those who choose the way of the follicle. You shave clean the souls of all men, oh Lord Most Sharp. From where all smoothness originates. Stubble cowers in your presence. We vow to remove these heretics from the face of the earth. Give us your blessing oh Sacred Razor!"
Bam Bam Baklava
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Sounds like something people tell themselves to feel better.
krypt0nian
Banned
Be prepped to dent your man made razor on this stache.
The Lords of Testosterone and Puberty prevail. Hosanna in the Highest.
If that gets you to sleep at night, sapling.
Also, I have zero use for women in the manner you speak of. The men I like all love a bug burly man, not some shaven pissling.
RobotNinjaHornets
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krypt0nian
Banned
Nonsense. I've gotten way more play in the last two months. Only the peachfuzzed say it sucks.
Chcuk Ragan doesn't have the testicles to actually commit to growing it out. Bitch.
Even Satan has a rockin' goatee.
Proof positive.
Bam Bam Baklava
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What can I do man I'm straight and I'm trying to get play. Statistically speaking clean shaven is the best way to get play. Get what I'm trying to say?
Exactly!
Actually, there are a lot of women that like the rugged look.
krypt0nian
Banned
And I say that the women that dig facial hair are better quality. No one wants a whiny bitch, and if she's starting with facial hair, just think how she'll control you afterwards.
Start manning up now.
Exactly!
Welcome back to the winning team. Testosterone therapy is available upon request.
All of this is predicated on the fact that you can actually grow a mansize beard or stache. If you're genetically incapable, please don't attempt to man up, as then a clean-shaven face is your only chance.
Heatwave for another week, but I think I am going au natural and then see what I do with the beardlike results.
krypt0nian
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::Authorized::
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'd also like to not look 15 years older than my actual age. It's just not for me, perhaps if I was a different person.
krypt0nian
Banned
Eh you know I'm just fucking around, brought on by RobotNinjaHornets's utter nonsense.
Do what's good for you, and your face.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Hahahahahaha ok. He probably doesn't even care about having testicles. PUNX YO, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT
krypt0nian
Banned
Hahahahahaha ok. He probably doesn't even care about having testicles. PUNX YO, WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT
Then it works out well for him.
AnathemicOne
Banned
Okay I'll finally join in here. Old pic of me is old (personally think it makes me look like a creepy douche) and I'll prolly get a better one eventually.
krypt0nian
Banned
From your Avi, it looks as though you have good density now.
I found that last avatar I had:
This was like three weeks or something if I remember right; it's a small pic (and I don't see the source anymore) but you can kind of tell the moustache isn't coming in that well. I think after the fourth week I trimmed it down to the goatee and moustache for a while but didn't wear it for that long.
I'll do another four week period and see if it's acceptable but I'll probably pull it back down to a goatee again.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I found that last avatar I had:
This was like three weeks or something if I remember right; it's a small pic (and I don't see the source anymore) but you can kind of tell the moustache isn't coming in that well. I think after the fourth week I trimmed it down to the goatee and moustache for a while but didn't wear it for that long.
I'll do another four week period and see if it's acceptable but I'll probably pull it back down to a goatee again.
Oh wow, I feel really dumb. Totally did not realise that that was you.
I found that last avatar I had:
This was like three weeks or something if I remember right; it's a small pic (and I don't see the source anymore) but you can kind of tell the moustache isn't coming in that well. I think after the fourth week I trimmed it down to the goatee and moustache for a while but didn't wear it for that long.
I'll do another four week period and see if it's acceptable but I'll probably pull it back down to a goatee again.
That beard looks good. Really good.
I know the feeling. It's annoying in your 20s, then you start missing it in your 30s.
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