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I can't wait to tell you the name of our child!

It's Shinji.
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Congratulations.
 
I'd like to officially insert my literary dong into this virtual measuring contest. <--- It's florid prose like this that has earned me paid gigs as a blogger, copy writer, and talk radio producer throughout my fairly broad career.

I wrote a post-apocalyptic adventure novel/buddy travel comedy when I was in junior high school.

My poetry was published in one of those dime-a-dozen compilation books once. I've also had articles published in various local news papers and stuff.

I'm like Mark Twain but with less awesome facial hair and fewer racial slurs in my writing!
 
Yeah? Well I once won the NeoGAF creative writing challenge!

Nobody else submitted an entry that month :(
Better than me :(

I have a couple terrible shorts on an online review, and once self-published a novella e-book. Horrible mistake. It's all over the wrong places now and i can't make it go away.
 
Take it from my personal experience. Don't vie for a romantic pact with Lissar. She will only fill your world with rejection and cruelty.

Source: my irc attempt at said pact
 
Also, just want to say wtffffff at my prescription. $70 for a month, like $2 a pill.

My mom or dads plan better gimme some money baaaaack.
 
Why am I not surprised that the first thing to go in this Antec PSU is the fan. Of course they would put a $2 fan in a $100 unit.
 
Better than me :(

I have a couple terrible shorts on an online review, and once self-published a novella e-book. Horrible mistake. It's all over the wrong places now and i can't make it go away.

Pseudonyms dude, pseudonyms. Lord knows I'm never publishing something under my real name.
 
Publish your 50 Shades of Grey readings as an audio book.

Hahaha. Would be awesome :p

Hey, I found out the medication I normally pay $80 for I can get a tube of for $4. crazy.

Boooo. I don't think mine will have discounts like that. Gonna hope my moms or dads plan will be good to me :(

Nah, Sumo is the one who got hit

Kitty? No :( My last cat was hit in 2006, it was horrible.
 
Aw Dave, that's awful. :<

In high school my cat died and I totally cried in class the day after. I was that weird guy.

When mine got hit, I found him before going to an anime con (lol) and I didn't cry at the con but people kept asking me if I was sick, and then when I got home, I cried all night. I still feel guilty about him though. I loved that cat a lot and I had yelled at him the night before he died :( So I still feel bad that he got hit and the last thing I did was yell at him.

What kind of medication, if I may ask? I have psoriasis.

It's an SSRI.
 
When mine got hit, I found him before going to an anime con (lol) and I didn't cry at the con but people kept asking me if I was sick, and then when I got home, I cried all night. I still feel guilty about him though. I loved that cat a lot and I had yelled at him the night before he died :( So I still feel bad that he got hit and the last thing I did was yell at him.



It's an SSRI.

Ah. Well then I'll offer this: You're very beautiful and I hope the need for such becomes not necessary in your future.
 
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